Chinese Spy Speculation Thread

[Epic Fail Man]

I've noticed quite a bit of shady chinks here ever since Null moved to China. I believe this is a serious issue since Chinese Communists glowies have started to spy on us in this website. They are worse than glowies, I believe they are planning to kidnap Null and use him as a political prisoner while using this site's users shitting on China and the repetitive use of the nigger word as a reason to do so.

Josh is in serious trouble because of the constant shitting on China on his site. As an effort to save him from being kidnapped and sent to the Chinese gulag I have made a thread to line up all the Chinese user's posts here so we can find out who they are and "take care of them".

Also If I'm gone in over a month after making this thread, it would be safe to say that the Chinese government agents have already taken care of me and I'm either dead or imprisoned by the CCP.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Did he seriously go to china?
Are you a good chinese citizen?
Am I a offender?

It was a april fools joke most likely.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Me Chinese me rice your girfriend with my yum yum sauce

 

[comfysocks]

I'm Xi Jinping, worship my tiny Winnie the Pooh cock.

edit: nigger nigger nigger

 

[独人13]

你好，这里是中国人民解放军18537部队，您的发言已经负值您的社会信用点数，政府请您立刻向最近的共产党总部报道以便在明天早上安排您的处决，谢谢配合。(Hello, this is Unit 18537 of the Chinese People's Liberation Army. Your statement had reduced your social credit to negative number. Our almighty government asks you to immediately report to the nearest Communist Party headquarters so that your execution can be arranged tomorrow morning. Thank you.)

 

[Epic Fail Man]

It's over, the Chinese government knows I'm on to them, they are banging at my door now, I might not come out alive. Just remember folks,



Taiwan #1.

 

[Skitarii]

OP is a glownigger CCP shill and his pathetic attempt to shift the blame has only incriminated him further

 

[Wraith]

Isn't moon... a CHINESE NAME?
DUN-DUN DUUUUUUUUN.