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Who would you be, based on the descriptions/vibe?

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I initially read that as "eternally replicating cow" and imagined a bunch of Chris Chans and Bossmans taking over pony conventions and casinos through sheer numbers.

On topic: I'm an aeronaut paladin. My contrails are made of holy water. The boom when I reach Mach 1 can turn any undead. Through my barrel rolls a halo illuminates the innocent.
 
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Idiot Savant:
Everytime you wing it without thinking, things turn out even though it shouldn't have. You start trying to plan or describe how you did something and it all falls apart.
 
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Cat alchemist mainly because the others sound slightly horrific


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Demon mermaid. The ocean is cold, deep, and dark, making it that much easier to hide from threats and stalk your foes. My demon powers would allow me to breathe and walk on land, allowing me to learn more about the lands around me. Would they be allies or foes? Trading partners or a conquered servants?
 
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The Copromantic Summoner

There are demi-planes associated with all sorts of matter and energy. Some are hellish places filled with all sorts of strange beasts, while others are pleasant and heavenly. Unfortunately, there is also a Plane of Excrement.

If it is alive, it defecates in some fashion. The Plane of Excrement grew into existence as life began in the universe, with it reflecting the reality of fecal matter by being made literally out of feces.

The denizens of the Plane of Excrement are just as bizarre and disgusting as you can imagine being composed of magically-animated dung as they fill various ecological niches in what passes for an ecosystem among the different "biomes" of landscapes that are best left to the imagination. There have been attempts to explore the Plane of Excrement but the few that have returned have told nightmarish tales of horrid fecal vistas and an bearable and omnipresent stench. Even demons refuse to have anything to do with the plane.

Occasionally, one of the more intelligent natives will end up on our world, and will have the ability to practice the vile art of copromancy.

Copromancers from the Plane of Excrement often take on the shape of a large hand of fecal matter and will simply "point" to the area when casting a spell.

Level 1: Conjure fecal matter

Can conjure 3 kg of feces of any consistency

Level 2: Animate feces

Can animate existing piles of fecal matter for approximately ten minutes

Level 3: Summon fecal elemental

Summons a fecal elemental from the Plane of Excrement to deal poison and disease damage

Level 4: Vile Torrent

Conjures a massive wave of fecal matter to flood an area or rain from the sky

Level 5: Fecal Phalanx

Summons the legendary scatological legion of the Plane of Excrement itself. Treat these creatures as oozes that deal poison and disease damage with weapons and armor classes granted by the hardened sections of their bodies which they use with great effect and the smell will cause most creatures to double over with nausea.
 
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Ultradimensional bandit for sure. I love the idea of the protective suit clothes. I’m gonna make a killing lava-diving for Centaurian crabs. And If anyone annoys me, I’ll send them to the dimension where tree pulp is spicy, so they have to spend the rest of their days wiping with 1 million Scoville units toilet paper.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
[14]: Eternally replicating crow.
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What does this world lack? It's crows, the answer is crows.

Irredeemably immortal, you shatter your soul & being into more of you, amalgamating and separating at will, being reborn at every second. You see & learn everything that you want, you travel wherever you want, even through space. How do you even do that with wings? There's no air!

Surprisingly, being a phoenix-like crow is incredibly fun, but you're also fearless as nothing can injure you. Everyday is a new adventure, where will you go today?
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Cockroach build but subclassed into RAT instead

More tanky, but more speed, ability to steal from bakeries, chew through concrete, ruin peoples castles.
Plague delivery and speed replication upon consuming enough. Higher food cost to maintain
Capable of pulling a persons hair and operating them like a mech but must make scaling checks and grappling checks also animal handling checks to tame human lol
Can squeeze under doors and steal important documents and jewels but 50 percent chance of eating anything that is paper unless rat is smart and not hungry
 
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Wizard goth sheriff pretty much fits me best. Usually play mages in rpgs, was a goth in high school/college and have a job enforcing order and rules now.
 
Aquatic Ape theorist high priest sorcerer
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Leda society crusader paladin
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MAGA cultist fighter monk
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Wakandian succubian sorceress
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Starlink high priestess sorceress
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Hot springs oracle mage
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Soulsborne waifu cleric
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Hyperborean jihadist rouge
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