Chris and animals

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So I saw this today. That cat is absolutely furious. It's feral. I know the Chandler cats are pretty much not used to being handled, but I didn't actually realize how far gone they are.
Can Chris not understand the cat's anger due to the 'tism?
Does the cat even recognize him? ._.
Are the beagles still friendly dogs, at least? >:
Why they no stop getting animals? ;-; :cry: |:( (:_(
 
The way Chris treats those poor beagles reminds me of all the sad stories I hear out from rescue shelter websites. :(
 
This is one of my favorite Chris videos. That cat is at fuckin' DEFCON 1. Those sounds are the last resort before "all hell breaks loose"-bloodshed.

The cat is unhappy because Chris has no concept of the following:

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Also Kitty looks like a longhaired cat as per this photo:
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Which presumably means that amongst other things it is furious because it has matted fur and Chris is probably just making it hurt more ;-;
 
Of Mice and Men. Yeah I love Cats so that vid pissed me off, but remember Chris is Lenny, he knows no better.
 
I'm sure Chris doesn't hurt his animals. Despite his pent up anger and stress he really doesn't seem like the sort of person who would want to take it out on an animal, just inanimate objects like the clown doll and his camera.

The Chandler cats are almost certainly feral on some level. Cats are very independent even when domesticated. Those poor creatures have probably been feeding themselves and exploring the the area for years, only coming back to check if Barb has kicked it yet and they have a big chow down (cats really do do that). As for Snoopy and the other one, they're probably living outside the house whenever they can and just wandering around the garden until Chris feeds them. Chris no doubt likes his dogs, I just doubt he likes them enough to go for walkies every day.
 
Oh yeah, I have no doubt he likes his pets, the question is, "is he a shitty owner?" and from what we have seen the answer is, yeah pretty much. Some of this is due to his laziness, (not walking da pups) and some is ignorance, (going all Mice and Men on his cat).
 
Picklepower said:
Oh yeah, I have no doubt he likes his pets, the question is, "is he a shitty owner?" and from what we have seen the answer is, yeah pretty much. Some of this is due to his laziness, (not walking da pups) and some is ignorance, (going all Mice and Men on his cat).
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Is he a shitty owner? Yeah, I'd put money on that. I probably grooms his pets less than he grooms himself. Why does Chris even have pets? Is it like spinsters who own lots of cats because they never had kids?
 
I'm stunned that he didn't get a face full of claws and teeth with the level of howling. I have 3 cats and they're all super sweet and laid back indoor kitties, except for one of them if he escapes the house. If you try and get him to go back inside before he's good and ready he churns out a similarly murderous yowl and if you don't heed it (or throw a blanket over his ass and grab him) the next step is violence.

I always got the feeling from the videos that the Chandler kitties are pretty feral. Chris obviously likes animals but naturally he doesn't appreciate the responsibility that goes along with owning them. I was really surprised they got the Beagles because they couldn't look after the place without any dogs when Bob was alive so I have no clue why they thought they could handle two dogs without an extra person around.
 
Typical tard meets beast interaction there. I've owned cats my entire life and I have never heard them make a sound anything like what I heard in that video. God damn it, Chris.
 
Furina said:
Picklepower said:
Oh yeah, I have no doubt he likes his pets, the question is, "is he a shitty owner?" and from what we have seen the answer is, yeah pretty much. Some of this is due to his laziness, (not walking da pups) and some is ignorance, (going all Mice and Men on his cat).
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Is he a shitty owner? Yeah, I'd put money on that. I probably grooms his pets less than he grooms himself. Why does Chris even have pets? Is it like spinsters who own lots of cats because they never had kids?
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Pets, particularly dogs, are a source of the unearned, unconditional love that Chris'tard thinks he's going to find someday in a magical Sweetheart. Of course, he's utterly incompetent to take care of a cement block, much less another living being. But (sadly) there are no laws against morons owning pets.
 
chris is a big dumb animal himself.

here is the best representation of chris with animals:

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Strangely enough, I can easily picture Megan Schroeder and Kitty Chandler having similar reactions to being hugged by Chris.
 
Furina said:
As for Snoopy and the other one, they're probably living outside the house whenever they can and just wandering around the garden until Chris feeds them. Chris no doubt likes his dogs, I just doubt he likes them enough to go for walkies every day.
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Actually, I don't know how much they get to go outside. They don't have newspapers on the floor for no reason... :tomgirl:
 
Chris barely understands/takes care of himself. He is incapable of taking care of another living creature even as one as simple as a dog or a cat.

If he ever got a higher "maintenance" animal, lets say a Bearded Dragon, It would probably die within a week to many reasons (i doubt he wouldn't do any research on properly taking care of a reptile for obvious reasons)

thank god he has never owned a pets like these (though I still feel terrible for all those poor cats and dogs in the chandler house)
 
somejerk said:
This is one of my favorite Chris videos. That cat is at fuckin' DEFCON 1. Those sounds are the last resort before "all hell breaks loose"-bloodshed.

The cat is unhappy because Chris has no concept of the following:

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Well that explains why my cat bit me when I tried to pet her belly when I was really young.

On a side note, my dog LOVES to be scratched on the "fuck yes" spot.
 
Our Misty dosn't really give a fuck where you touch her. She's a whore. lol
 
I'm sure Chris is faithful to his beagles.

Though I don't know how many times he has made them go "Eeeee Eeeee!" in fear for whatever reason.
 
somejerk said:
scorptatious said:
On a side note, my dog LOVES to be scratched on the "fuck yes" spot.
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how ever did you manage that??? :P

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Yeah, she basically likes to get pet anywhere, but when I pet her in that one spot, she wiggles and squirms around for some reason.
 
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