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No, it's not, as Clover and Snoopy have a protective cat-proof force field around them making it virtually impossible for any harm to be done to them.Alan Pardew said:
God, I don't know why I think this is so funny.
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God, I don't know why I think this is so funny.
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Because you're hitler. I'm guessing after killing thousands of Jews, you kinda laugh at some weird stuff.Hitler said:
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Count groudon said:
Hitler never killed anyone. He merely suggested that maybe if the Jews were to disappear then things might be a little better for everyone whynot? You can't hold Hitler accountable for the actions of a few fanatical nut jobs.
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Chris must have ridden a horse at some point, right? I mean he is autistic.
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Count groudon said:
Kinda like this?
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Hey, that looks like it's ripping off my upcoming comic Squirrelsperchu™, original idea (do not steal).For The Internet said:
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Alec Benson Leary said:Hey, that looks like it's ripping off my upcoming comic Squirrelsperchu™, original idea (do not steal).For The Internet said:
That's because I AM ripping off your upcoming comic Squirrelsperchu, mwahahaha.
Or maybe just because I can't draw and it looks like a squirrel instead of a cat. But I'm probably ripping off Squirrelsperchu.
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revengeofphil said:
I didn't recall this picture so I went to the CWCki. This is it:
I thought you were overstating it at first, but you're right. Chris is way too fucking big for that poor pony; the misery in its face is tangible. Shame on Barb for sticking him on it.
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Da Pickle Monsta said:revengeofphil said:
I didn't recall this picture so I went to the CWCki. This is it:
I thought you were overstating it at first, but you're right. Chris is way too fucking big for that poor pony; the misery in its face is tangible. Shame on Barb for sticking him on it.
He looks like he's around 10 and he has a fucking teddy bear...
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Da Pickle Monsta said:
The awkward beginning of the TRUE and HONEST original brony, everyone...
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No question, he's too big for that pony. It must have been really uncomfortable for him (and Chris). I'm only a shorty and I'm way more comfortable up on a 18h gelding than I am on a half-pony.
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That girl holding the ponies' reins looks uncomfortable. Like she knows that a kid Chris' size shouldn't be up there, but is too intimidated to say anything because she doesn't want to provoke a bitch fit from a parent with a special needs kid.Da Pickle Monsta said:
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Da Pickle Monsta said:revengeofphil said:
I didn't recall this picture so I went to the CWCki. This is it:
I thought you were overstating it at first, but you're right. Chris is way too fucking big for that poor pony; the misery in its face is tangible. Shame on Barb for sticking him on it.
I can't help but feel kinda bad for nearly everyone involved. If Chris didn't get to ride the pony, he most likely would have had a tard rage right then and there. If the girl said no, she would get bitched at by Barb. Plus as someone who's ridden on horses a couple of time, I think everyone should be able to experience riding one. (Yes I'm aware horses and ponies aren't the same thing)
Either way, I feel bad for the poor pony.
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That gif is awesome. I loved Disgaea 4.
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That gif is awesome. I loved Disgaea 4.
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somejerk said:
Everyone knows it was me who killed the Jews.
Anyway, dogs are good at telling you when they need to go out. My dog will stand in the hallway and whine when she needs to go and if you ignore her she will come over to you and whine. Poor dogs. They need to go outside and run around, especially beagles. I wonder how much of the Chandler home they've chewed out of boredom.
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Christ, Chris has a huge yard that those beagles can just run and play in all day. But he keeps them inside and feeds them McDonalds leftovers so they can get fat and have heart problems just like him.
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Well, as far as I know Blarb and Chris are, once again, breaking the law in Virginia. I think it's covered by Comprehensive Animal Care: Companion Animal Neglect which says...
Each owner shall provide for each of his companion animals:
1) Adequate feed;
’Adequate feed’ means access to and the provision of food that is of sufficient quantity and nutritive value to maintain each
animal in good health; is accessible to each animal; is prepared so as to permit ease of consumption for the age, species,
condition, size and type of each animal; is provided in a clean and sanitary manner; is placed so as to minimize contamination
by excrement and pests; and is provided at suitable intervals for the species, age, and condition of the animal, but at least
once daily, except as prescribed by a veterinarian or as dictated by naturally occurring states of hibernation or fasting normal
for the species.”VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
animal in good health; is accessible to each animal; is prepared so as to permit ease of consumption for the age, species,
condition, size and type of each animal; is provided in a clean and sanitary manner; is placed so as to minimize contamination
by excrement and pests; and is provided at suitable intervals for the species, age, and condition of the animal, but at least
once daily, except as prescribed by a veterinarian or as dictated by naturally occurring states of hibernation or fasting normal
for the species.”VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
’Adequate water’ means provision of and access to clean, fresh, potable water of a drinkable temperature that is provided
in a suitable manner, in sufficient volume, and at suitable intervals appropriate for the weather and temperature, to maintain
normal hydration for the age, species, condition, size and type of each animal, except as prescribed by a veterinarian or as
dictated by naturally occurring states of hibernation or fasting normal for the species; and is provided in clean, durable
receptacles that are accessible to each animal and are placed so as to minimize contamination of the water by excrement and
pests or an alternative source of hydration consistent with generally accepted husbandry practices.” VA.CODE ANN. §
3.2-6500 (2010).
in a suitable manner, in sufficient volume, and at suitable intervals appropriate for the weather and temperature, to maintain
normal hydration for the age, species, condition, size and type of each animal, except as prescribed by a veterinarian or as
dictated by naturally occurring states of hibernation or fasting normal for the species; and is provided in clean, durable
receptacles that are accessible to each animal and are placed so as to minimize contamination of the water by excrement and
pests or an alternative source of hydration consistent with generally accepted husbandry practices.” VA.CODE ANN. §
3.2-6500 (2010).
’Adequate shelter’ means provision of and access to shelter that is suitable for the species, age, condition, size, and type of
each animal; provides adequate space for each animal; is safe and protects each animal from injury, rain, sleet, snow, hail,
direct sunlight, the adverse effects of heat or cold, physical suffering, and impairment of health; is properly lighted; is
properly cleaned; enables each animal to be clean and dry, except when detrimental to the species; and, for dogs and cats,
provides a solid surface, resting platform, pad, floormat, or similar device that is large enough for the animal to lie on in a
normal manner and can be maintained in a sanitary manner. Under this chapter, shelters whose wire, grid, or slat floors: (i)
permit the animals' feet to pass through the openings; (ii) sag under the animals' weight; or (iii) otherwise do not protect the
animals' feet or toes from injury are not adequate shelter.”VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
each animal; provides adequate space for each animal; is safe and protects each animal from injury, rain, sleet, snow, hail,
direct sunlight, the adverse effects of heat or cold, physical suffering, and impairment of health; is properly lighted; is
properly cleaned; enables each animal to be clean and dry, except when detrimental to the species; and, for dogs and cats,
provides a solid surface, resting platform, pad, floormat, or similar device that is large enough for the animal to lie on in a
normal manner and can be maintained in a sanitary manner. Under this chapter, shelters whose wire, grid, or slat floors: (i)
permit the animals' feet to pass through the openings; (ii) sag under the animals' weight; or (iii) otherwise do not protect the
animals' feet or toes from injury are not adequate shelter.”VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
’Properly cleaned’ means that carcasses, debris, food waste, and excrement are removed from the primary enclosure with
sufficient frequency to minimize the animals' contact with the abovementioned contaminants; the primary enclosure is
sanitized with sufficient frequency to minimize odors and the hazards of disease; and the primary enclosure is cleaned so as
to prevent the animals confined therein from being directly or indirectly sprayed with the stream of water, or directly or
indirectly exposed to hazardous chemicals or disinfectants.”VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
sufficient frequency to minimize the animals' contact with the abovementioned contaminants; the primary enclosure is
sanitized with sufficient frequency to minimize odors and the hazards of disease; and the primary enclosure is cleaned so as
to prevent the animals confined therein from being directly or indirectly sprayed with the stream of water, or directly or
indirectly exposed to hazardous chemicals or disinfectants.”VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
’Adequate space’ means sufficient space to allow each animal to: (i) easily stand, sit, lie, turn about, and make all other
normal body movements in a comfortable, normal position for the animal; and (ii) interact safely with other animals in the
enclosure. When an animal is tethered, “adequate space" means a tether that permits the above actions and is appropriate to
the age and size of the animal; is attached to the animal by a properly applied collar, halter, or harness configured so as to
protect the animal from injury and prevent the animal or tether from becoming entangled with other objects or animals, or
from extending over an object or edge that could result in the strangulation or injury of the animal; and is at least three times
the length of the animal, as measured from the tip of its nose to the base of its tail, except when the animal is being walked on
a leash or is attached by a tether to a lead line. When freedom of movement would endanger the animal, temporarily and
appropriately restricting movement of the animal according to professionally accepted standards for the species is considered
provision of adequate space.” VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
normal body movements in a comfortable, normal position for the animal; and (ii) interact safely with other animals in the
enclosure. When an animal is tethered, “adequate space" means a tether that permits the above actions and is appropriate to
the age and size of the animal; is attached to the animal by a properly applied collar, halter, or harness configured so as to
protect the animal from injury and prevent the animal or tether from becoming entangled with other objects or animals, or
from extending over an object or edge that could result in the strangulation or injury of the animal; and is at least three times
the length of the animal, as measured from the tip of its nose to the base of its tail, except when the animal is being walked on
a leash or is attached by a tether to a lead line. When freedom of movement would endanger the animal, temporarily and
appropriately restricting movement of the animal according to professionally accepted standards for the species is considered
provision of adequate space.” VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
’Primary enclosure’ means any structure used to immediately restrict an animal or animals to a limited amount of space,
such as a room, pen, cage, compartment, or hutch. For tethered animals, the term includes the shelter and the area within
reach of the tether.” VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
such as a room, pen, cage, compartment, or hutch. For tethered animals, the term includes the shelter and the area within
reach of the tether.” VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010).
5) Adequate exercise;
’Adequate exercise’ or ‘exercise’ means the opportunity for the animal to move sufficiently to maintain normal muscle
tone and mass for the age, species, size, and condition of the animal.” VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010)
tone and mass for the age, species, size, and condition of the animal.” VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500 (2010)
’Treatment’ or ‘adequate treatment’ means the responsible handling or transportation of animals in the person's ownership,
custody or charge, appropriate for the age, species, condition, size and type of the animal.” VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500
(2010).
custody or charge, appropriate for the age, species, condition, size and type of the animal.” VA.CODE ANN. § 3.2-6500
(2010).
7) Veterinary care when needed to prevent suffering or disease transmission.
Edit: It's a Class 4 misdemeanor.
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