Chris and drinking?

[CatParty]

chirs and drinking really reminds me of this:

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[MrTroll]

I doubt he has the resources to to drink recreationally, and I don't imagine him drinking alone in the gloom of the hoard or anything. But I also think he would probably drink a LOT more if money and opportunity presented itself, and that if he ever drank enough to get past disliking the taste of alcohol, the AA Saga might not be far behind.

In that case, he'd better not ever try Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps. With a little ice, that stuff goes down like soda (and probably has the same amount of sugar), and we all know how he drinks soda.

 

[Marvin]

Chris mentioned somewhere (I think it might have been in one of the later Jackie emails) that he went through a phase where he was drinking a lot, but then he saw how bad it was for him and cut back. To me, that suggests that he still drinks frequently (though maybe not heavily), because of how exactly it parallels what he said about McDonald's during the Liquid Saga.

Eh, Chris didn't really drink heavily at any point. If Chris did claim he had a period of drinking heavily, what he meant was that he was drinking an occasional beer. Maybe about as frequently as he eats mcdonalds now (a few times a week, tops). Nowadays, I don't think he drinks that often. Once a month would be very generous for his current rate of drinking.

 

[Picklepower]

Chris half asses everything, he couldn't even commit to being a real alcoholic.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris half asses everything, he couldn't even commit to being a real alcoholic.

It's too bad. Given his weight, holding his liquor might be the one thing he'd actually be good at.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Chris mentioned somewhere (I think it might have been in one of the later Jackie emails) that he went through a phase where he was drinking a lot, but then he saw how bad it was for him and cut back. To me, that suggests that he still drinks frequently (though maybe not heavily), because of how exactly it parallels what he said about McDonald's during the Liquid Saga.

Eh, Chris didn't really drink heavily at any point. If Chris did claim he had a period of drinking heavily, what he meant was that he was drinking an occasional beer. Maybe about as frequently as he eats mcdonalds now (a few times a week, tops). Nowadays, I don't think he drinks that often. Once a month would be very generous for his current rate of drinking.

So basically frequent compared to when he didn't drink at all.

 

[Marvin]

Chris mentioned somewhere (I think it might have been in one of the later Jackie emails) that he went through a phase where he was drinking a lot, but then he saw how bad it was for him and cut back. To me, that suggests that he still drinks frequently (though maybe not heavily), because of how exactly it parallels what he said about McDonald's during the Liquid Saga.

Eh, Chris didn't really drink heavily at any point. If Chris did claim he had a period of drinking heavily, what he meant was that he was drinking an occasional beer. Maybe about as frequently as he eats mcdonalds now (a few times a week, tops). Nowadays, I don't think he drinks that often. Once a month would be very generous for his current rate of drinking.

So basically frequent compared to when he didn't drink at all.

Well, if he drinks at all nowadays. But yeah.

 

[Picklepower]

I could see Chris saying something like, "Da stress has got me so down dat I am becoming an alcoholic, yesterday I drank two Bud's, hmmm when will da pain end?"

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The funny thing about alcohol is that there's so many different types. Even Ammareto is nutty alcohol and that is uncommon. Sadly Chris has only transferred to drinking Long Island Ice Teas (and those can get you really sick if you drink a lot of them), "Bud" and Kahlua.

Well, at least Chris gets to taste the marvel that is Kahlua. It tastes like chocolate! Makes you trip and see pink spheres.

I'm positive, knowing Chris's lifestyle of addiction, he drinks alcohol, at least to sooth his eternal hatred for the trolls ruining his life. Plus, it pretty much is its own world to drink and watch tv and play vidya (including smoking weed, but Chris doesn't do that). Ever saw the Care Bears while drunk? It was trippy.

 

[Picklepower]

I wonder if he has even had anymore Long Island ice tea's, since that video. He probably doesn't drink any alcohol regularly, its hard for me to imagine Chris liking da booze.

 

[BillRiley]

I wonder if he has even had anymore Long Island ice tea's, since that video. He probably doesn't drink any alcohol regularly, its hard for me to imagine Chris liking da booze.

Iirc, Chris would dump a bunch of those little packets of nutrasweet into his beer so it would be sweet enough for him to drink. If such was the case, I'd guess it would be safe to say Chris has the palate of a pre-adolescent.

 

[Overcast]

Chris's current age - 15 = Chris's emotional age.

At 20 (5): "Drinking and smoking is yucky. I want to blast all of the alcohol and tobacco to tha moon. Zoom!"

At 30 (15): "Maybe if I drink people will think I'm cool."


That's really all there is to it.

So assuming he lives to 40 he'll be mentally old enough to decide that he needs to get his shit together?

 

[Luscinia Hafez]

I doubt he has the resources to to drink recreationally, and I don't imagine him drinking alone in the gloom of the hoard or anything. But I also think he would probably drink a LOT more if money and opportunity presented itself, and that if he ever drank enough to get past disliking the taste of alcohol, the AA Saga might not be far behind.

In that case, he'd better not ever try Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps. With a little ice, that stuff goes down like soda (and probably has the same amount of sugar), and we all know how he drinks soda.

I don't know about your tolerance, but just one shot of Rumple Minze will fuck me up.

GLORIA, AUGUSTA!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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[CWCissey]

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Wine? I would have understood the posting of a pic of Buck's Fizz or Sangria, but not those kinds of wine.

 

[exball]

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Garbage

Chris would actually drink this.

 

[CWCissey]

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Garbage

Chris would actually drink this.

I doubt he'd even drink that shit! I know my sister brought a carton of Tesco Value wine she got as a gag gift for her birthday round my gaff, she took one swig, hated it, and poured the rest down the sink.

It had never looked cleaner!

 

[ChaosAkita]

I wonder if he has even had anymore Long Island ice tea's, since that video. He probably doesn't drink any alcohol regularly, its hard for me to imagine Chris liking da booze.

Iirc, Chris would dump a bunch of those little packets of nutrasweet into his beer so it would be sweet enough for him to drink. If such was the case, I'd guess it would be safe to say Chris has the palate of a pre-adolescent.

Damn that sounds disgusting. I'm not a huge beer fan, and I prefer sweeter beers like Sweet Water, but I see absolutely nothing good coming out of doing something like this.

 

[Grey]

From what I know of Chris, anything that may encourage him to develop a fondness for alcohol could cause problems.

 

[Dreamatorium]

Has he ever gotten drunk, you think? We know that he's sipped garbage beer, long island iced tea and Kahlua. Unless you're a complete lightweight you can't feel much from those alone, except the 'iced tea' but I doubt he drank all of that