Chris and drinking?

[Judge Holden]

Chris would actually drink this.

I doubt he'd even drink that shit! I know my sister brought a carton of Tesco Value wine she got as a gag gift for her birthday round my gaff, she took one swig, hated it, and poured the rest down the sink.

It had never looked cleaner!

Tesco value lager man....tesco value lager. I was forced to drink an four pack one after another and decided half way through that the experiance was worse than the time i drank my roomates fresh hangover piss

 

[CWCissey]

Tesco value lager man....tesco value lager. I was forced to drink an four pack one after another and decided half way through that the experiance was worse than the time i drank my roomates fresh hangover piss

Seriously, Tesco 'Simply' range of beers is passable at best, and they're meant to be the posh stuff, so I knew the value lager would be bad, but not as bad as it was. It was tap water with a little bit of piss in it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

After my vacation I might send Chris a bottle of Kahlua. I'm sure he'll drink it if it was a gift.

He's drank it before, and its pretty tasty, I don't see him not doing.

 

[CWCissey]

After my vacation I might send Chris a bottle of Kahlua. I'm sure he'll drink it if it was a gift.

He's drank it before, and its pretty tasty, I don't see him not doing.

I thought you're not allowed to send alcohol through the mail?

 

[Burning Love]

After my vacation I might send Chris a bottle of Kahlua. I'm sure he'll drink it if it was a gift.

He's drank it before, and its pretty tasty, I don't see him not doing.

I thought you're not allowed to send alcohol through the mail?

I live in the middle of nowhere, bunch of dry counties in every direction, I buy liquor out of NYC. It has to go over like 6 state lines to get here and it's perfectly legal. There are like 5 states they can't ship to, some places can ship to less, some can only do 10 or so.

 

[CWCissey]

After my vacation I might send Chris a bottle of Kahlua. I'm sure he'll drink it if it was a gift.

He's drank it before, and its pretty tasty, I don't see him not doing.

I thought you're not allowed to send alcohol through the mail?

I live in the middle of nowhere, bunch of dry counties in every direction, I buy liquor out of NYC. It has to go over like 6 state lines to get here and it's perfectly legal. There are like 5 states they can't ship to, some places can ship to less, some can only do 10 or so.

But they're companies. They have a licence to provide alcohol.

I could be wrong though, I know Royal Mail will charge you extra for sending alcohol, but I'm unsure if that's air mail and/or only nationally.

I probably won't send Chris any proper beer though. As I don't think he deserves it, nor will he probably drink it. Not even Snake's Bite.

 

[Burning Love]

I probably won't send Chris any proper beer though. As I don't think he deserves it, nor will he probably drink it. Not even Snake's Bite.

There's no reason why someone from almost any part of the world couldn't send it to Chris as a gift. They allow you to have separate billing and shipping addresses. I don't know if you can send it from person to person.

 

[Judge Holden]

I could be wrong though, I know Royal Mail will charge you extra for sending alcohol, but I'm unsure if that's air mail and/or only nationally.

oh....really? shit. I have kinda sent several metric tonnes worth of booze back and forth over the past year via the royal mail...looks like im going to jail now

I probably won't send Chris any proper beer though. As I don't think he deserves it, nor will he probably drink it. Not even Snake's Bite.

Personally I still think the best drink for his undeveloped palate is something nice and sweet with little taste of booze. A well done zombie cocktail would work, or if I was feeling particularly sadistic I would recommend my personal carribou lou recipe, seeing as how that managed to fuck up some of the hardest, meanest drinkers I know.

 

[Luscinia Hafez]

After my vacation I might send Chris a bottle of Kahlua. I'm sure he'll drink it if it was a gift.

He's drank it before, and its pretty tasty, I don't see him not doing.

I thought you're not allowed to send alcohol through the mail?

I live in the middle of nowhere, bunch of dry counties in every direction, I buy liquor out of NYC. It has to go over like 6 state lines to get here and it's perfectly legal. There are like 5 states they can't ship to, some places can ship to less, some can only do 10 or so.

How and why do people still put up with sumptuary laws such as dry counties? It's a violation of the 9th Amendment!

 

[The Knife]

How and why do people still put up with sumptuary laws such as dry counties? It's a violation of the 9th Amendment!

In my state:

1) A small band of fundamentalist religious types get indignant.
2) Liquor lobbyists from the surrounding wet counties donate money to the indignant religious types' cause.
3) Indignant religious types use said money to vote down alcohol sales for another year.
4) Liquor lobbyists continue to profit from people driving to their county for beer.

 

[CWCissey]

oh....really? shit. I have kinda sent several metric tonnes worth of booze back and forth over the past year via the royal mail...looks like im going to jail now

I don't know, I've never had to send booze through the mail.

Personally I still think the best drink for his undeveloped palate is something nice and sweet with little taste of booze. A well done zombie cocktail would work, or if I was feeling particularly sadistic I would recommend my personal carribou lou recipe, seeing as how that managed to fuck up some of the hardest, meanest drinkers I know.

Which is why I mentioned Snake's Bite. It's a rather sweet beer (but not so sweet I can't drink it, I'm looking at you Forest Fruits!) and I think that even Chrissy the wussy would like it, also from Wychwood, Ginger Beard. Hell any of the alcoholic ginger beers he'd like.

However I'm a sadistic motherfucker and would send him some Black Sheep Ale, Old Crafty Hen or King Goblin or something.

 

[Judge Holden]

Which is why I mentioned Snake's Bite. It's a rather sweet beer (but not so sweet I can't drink it, I'm looking at you Forest Fruits!) and I think that even Chrissy the wussy would like it, also from Wychwood, Ginger Beard. Hell any of the alcoholic ginger beers he'd like.

However I'm a sadistic motherfucker and would send him some Black Sheep Ale, Old Crafty Hen or King Goblin or something.

Lol, i actually thought forest fruits would be ideal for him. Personally I look back on that period in the twilight of secondary school when me and my friends finally were old enogh (supposedly...the fact the bouncer was in my Wing Chun club made it easy to get in sans ID) to go to the nearest weatherspoons and test ourselves on what got us drunk.

I think Chris would be like this one guy i knew, about as coddled and wimpy as it gets and yet who thought himself the equal of any drink poured down his throat, and yet after 1 pint of kopperburg forest fruits had to be carried home by me (already shitfaced on a mixture of dark and overproof rum and loudly singing asia's "Heat of the Moment") and my friend on the rugby squad (who was literally just passing by at the time, poor guy) while he tried to bite our throats out. Since chris has a bit of weight to him at the moment, I think he might take a little more, but if you could get him to drink himself some proper ale the result may likely be the same.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

one would wonder if chris starts trying to drink socially add a bar. aside from Chris's night out, the only thing I can imagine really happening is someone trolling him by having him drink "cement mixer"

 

[CWCissey]

Which is why I mentioned Snake's Bite. It's a rather sweet beer (but not so sweet I can't drink it, I'm looking at you Forest Fruits!) and I think that even Chrissy the wussy would like it, also from Wychwood, Ginger Beard. Hell any of the alcoholic ginger beers he'd like.

However I'm a sadistic motherfucker and would send him some Black Sheep Ale, Old Crafty Hen or King Goblin or something.

Lol, i actually thought forest fruits would be ideal for him. Personally I look back on that period in the twilight of secondary school when me and my friends finally were old enogh (supposedly...the fact the bouncer was in my Wing Chun club made it easy to get in sans ID) to go to the nearest weatherspoons and test ourselves on what got us drunk.

I think Chris would be like this one guy i knew, about as coddled and wimpy as it gets and yet who thought himself the equal of any drink poured down his throat, and yet after 1 pint of kopperburg forest fruits had to be carried home by me (already shitfaced on a mixture of dark and overproof rum and loudly singing asia's "Heat of the Moment") and my friend on the rugby squad (who was literally just passing by at the time, poor guy) while he tried to bite our throats out. Since chris has a bit of weight to him at the moment, I think he might take a little more, but if you could get him to drink himself some proper ale the result may likely be the same.

Oh definitely, those fruity ciders would be perfect for him. I didn't really get into drinking real ales until my second year at uni. Me and a friend would just wander around town and pop into any pub that looked interesting and sampled any of the ales they had there.

Also Heat Of The Moment, eh? It was Happy Days Toy Town-The Small Faces for us (well shouting 'Life is just a bowl of All Bran' then lots of mumbling and drunken stammering).

I actually think that tears would be shed if Chris drank real ale.

 

[Tomboy]

I wonder if he has even had anymore Long Island ice tea's, since that video. He probably doesn't drink any alcohol regularly, its hard for me to imagine Chris liking da booze.

Iirc, Chris would dump a bunch of those little packets of nutrasweet into his beer so it would be sweet enough for him to drink. If such was the case, I'd guess it would be safe to say Chris has the palate of a pre-adolescent.

I want to see Chris go into a tough biker bar and then dump fake sugar into his beer.

 

[Marvin]

After my vacation I might send Chris a bottle of Kahlua. I'm sure he'll drink it if it was a gift.

He's drank it before, and its pretty tasty, I don't see him not doing.

I thought you're not allowed to send alcohol through the mail?

As far as USPS goes, you can't send alcohol through the mail.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I wonder if he has even had anymore Long Island ice tea's, since that video. He probably doesn't drink any alcohol regularly, its hard for me to imagine Chris liking da booze.

Iirc, Chris would dump a bunch of those little packets of nutrasweet into his beer so it would be sweet enough for him to drink. If such was the case, I'd guess it would be safe to say Chris has the palate of a pre-adolescent.

I want to see Chris go into a tough biker bar and then dump fake sugar into his beer.

no matter how tough someone do you really think they'll be able to handle chris' s ? You need a hazmat suit to be able to last 5 minuts when he

 

[Burning Love]

After my vacation I might send Chris a bottle of Kahlua. I'm sure he'll drink it if it was a gift.

He's drank it before, and its pretty tasty, I don't see him not doing.

I thought you're not allowed to send alcohol through the mail?

As far as USPS goes, you can't send alcohol through the mail.

USPS delivered my last three bottles of vodka.

 

[Marvin]

I thought you're not allowed to send alcohol through the mail?

As far as USPS goes, you can't send alcohol through the mail.

USPS delivered my last three bottles of vodka.

Well, then I'd ask if they knew they were handling vodka.

But either way, I'm just going off of this page: https://www.usps.com/ship/can-you-ship-it.htm

 

[pickleniggo]

Alcohol is prohibited to send with any courier unless you are a distributor. Basically it is illegal for alcohol to be send from person to person.