Chris and his libido

[JULAY]

^Yup.

Just like alcohol, he thought it would make him a big boy. He got some pleasure out of it, then went back to playing vidya with not much else in his life changing.

Chris doesn't want to spend money on another hooker, so he'll likely not have sex again for awhile. Then again, sex is a Backpages email and a gift basket away.

His low libido is probably the result of his unhealthy lifestyle. He might as well be eating saltpeter.

Well, I have an unhealthy lifestyle... I eat like shit, never exercise, drink every day, and smoke a pack or so a day. Also, I'm the same age as Chris. And I still have quite a healthy libido. However, my duck isn't bent, and I'm not a lard ass (surprisingly). Also, I get laid without paying for sex. I guess the difference is that Chris is perhaps the world's most unattractive, unfuckable tomgirl "man".

Just becasue his duck is bent (we don't even know if it got like that form an injury), doens't at all mena that it would be painful. But my duck ins't bent, so what do I know.

Eh, dicks vary, sometimes with curves. You have to have a really serious curve to get into abnormal levels. Chris' is probably within the normal range. It's funny to make fun of, but it probably isn't abnormal or anything.

I started a bent duck thread the other day, precisely because I wanted to see if Chris's duck was any kind of normal. Compy locked it After all, rules are rules, and no discussion of body parts is one of them. Anyway, I seriously don't think that Chris's dick could be considered normal. It's bent at a 45 degree angle. I''ve seen images of the Peyronies, and there might be a pronounced curvature with that condition, but a fucking 45 degree angle? Not from what the internet shows me...

Either way, the bent duck is not his biggest problem. The horribly needy personality, the rotund body, the lack of any positive personality traits, the tomgirlism, the lack of independence, the lack of employment, the childish obsessions, and the ... Those are the biggest problems. Chris's bent duck won't ever get a chance to be of any use until he fixes the rest of the unattractive qualities that prevent his duck from having chinas to explore.

 

[Marvin]

Just becasue his duck is bent (we don't even know if it got like that form an injury), doens't at all mena that it would be painful. But my duck ins't bent, so what do I know.

Eh, dicks vary, sometimes with curves. You have to have a really serious curve to get into abnormal levels. Chris' is probably within the normal range. It's funny to make fun of, but it probably isn't abnormal or anything.

I started a bent duck thread the other day, precisely because I wanted to see if Chris's duck was any kind of normal. Compy locked it After all, rules are rules, and no discussion of body parts is one of them. Anyway, I seriously don't think that Chris's dick could be considered normal. It's bent at a 45 degree angle. I''ve seen images of the Peyronies, and there might be a pronounced curvature with that condition, but a fucking 45 degree angle? Not from what the internet shows me...

Nah, that's within normal ranges. I'm telling you, dicks vary, Chris' isn't that unusual. Peyronies is really fucked up bends, like internal angles of 90-135. Chris' isn't that bad and even if it just touched the limits of a typical diagnosis of Peyronies, his pickle is still functional, sex-wise. Again, like I said, it's hilarious to make fun of, but as far as the facts go, it's probably natural.

Either way, the bent duck is not his biggest problem. The horribly needy personality, the rotund body, the lack of any positive personality traits, the tomgirlism, the lack of independence, the lack of employment, the childish obsessions, and the ... Those are the biggest problems. Chris's bent duck won't ever get a chance to be of any use until he fixes the rest of the unattractive qualities that prevent his duck from having chinas to explore.

Well, even assuming Chris grew a pair and could approach women, Chris' public presentation wouldn't get him a conversation with one girl in every million attempts. And as the situation actually is, he's waiting for the women to approach him.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Nah, that's within normal ranges. I'm telling you, dicks vary, Chris' isn't that unusual. Peyronies is really fucked up bends, like internal angles of 90-135. Chris' isn't that bad and even if it just touched the limits of a typical diagnosis of Peyronies, his pickle is still functional, sex-wise. Again, like I said, it's hilarious to make fun of, but as far as the facts go, it's probably natural.

I think our local hero doth protest too much!

 

[QueenMegan]

From the posts, I'm getting the impression that Chris hired a hooker because he was afraid he was going to end up in jail, and never get the China. Perhaps if it wasn't for the court business, he'd still be waiting for his boyfriend-free, above average intelligence, white, TRUE and HONEST sweetheart, for life.

Also, lol @ Anna's post, what a good little troll she is.

 

[CatParty]

I love how he fell for the hooker's "compliments" about his duck.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

In one of the several original Tomgirl pics where he's posing in the tank top and thong (with the PS3 gun thing), even with the thong on, it's really easy to see that the head of his waterfowl is pointing at his left leg. That ain't right. I refuse to speculate as to why that is the case, but that ain't right. That is all.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I love how he fell for the hooker's "compliments" about his duck.

Weird things excite people. :mrgreen:

 

[CatParty]

In one of the several original Tomgirl pics where he's posing in the tank top and thong (with the PS3 gun thing), even with the thong on, it's really easy to see that the head of his waterfowl is pointing at his left leg. That ain't right. I refuse to speculate as to why that is the case, but that ain't right. That is all.

Correct, that shit is left.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Correct, that shit is left.

*snorts Reeb out nose* And here we thought he was a Moderate-to-NEUTRAL on most topics. :mrgreen:

 

[NoDarkies]

Correct, that shit is left.

*snorts Reeb out nose* And here we thought he was a Moderate-to-NEUTRAL on most topics. :mrgreen:

Oh you guys