Chris and hookers.

[applecat]

Besides which, at least 3/4 of his recent bedraggledness is purely due to his laziness. If he'd wash his self and his clothes, and maybe smile, he'd instantly look much better.

all he needs is a paper bag to improve his looks

Or a blue t-shirt.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

sooooo, bell is still workin on chris getting ownership of the gameplace?

Chris honestly believing this would happen is one of the funniest moments in Christory to me, but I've never seen the original source. Was it a facebook update or a leaked email?

It's one of those things Marvin has leaked, but is unable to properly source for obvious reasons.

 

[Marvin]

Oh yeah. Well, your position isn't really that unusual. For awhile, people, including us, thought Chris got Rob Bell pro bono. And then it turned out that that wasn't the case.

...

One thing I can say about Chris and Rob Bell is that Chris thinks he's his personal lawyer. If someone sneezes on Chris, he'll call up Rob Bell and tell him to sue everyone within reach. It's really crazy shit.

I missed the part where we found out Bell WASN'T pro bono.

So this means, with Chris calling Bell up every time he gets pissy, Chris could potentially be on the clock for every phone call. Each attempt to get unbanned from the mall or seek revenge on a McManager could result in Chris getting triple-digit bills... all because Chris can't understand the legal system and can't grow up and not act like a chimp in public.

Chris found a new way to fail. My Monday is complete.

Haha, well, I have a feeling that Chris doesn't actually manage to get Rob Bell on the phone that often. I think he'll just leave messages or pester him in other ways. I wonder if Chris has Bell's email. If he gave Chris his email, I'm sure he's regretting that decision.

 

[Holdek]

I question I have.
Do you think it's possible Chris had been HIV infected?
It explained his bad look.
Hope he doesn't.

Nah. I'm sure those hookers broke out the special lead-lined condoms for Chris.
Besides which, at least 3/4 of his recent bedraggledness is purely due to his laziness. If he'd wash his self and his clothes, and maybe smile, he'd instantly look much better.

In Chris' defense (I seem to be doing this a bit too much lately, but oh well) he doesn't have much to smile about.

Oh yeah. Well, your position isn't really that unusual. For awhile, people, including us, thought Chris got Rob Bell pro bono. And then it turned out that that wasn't the case.

...

One thing I can say about Chris and Rob Bell is that Chris thinks he's his personal lawyer. If someone sneezes on Chris, he'll call up Rob Bell and tell him to sue everyone within reach. It's really crazy shit.

I missed the part where we found out Bell WASN'T pro bono.

So this means, with Chris calling Bell up every time he gets pissy, Chris could potentially be on the clock for every phone call. Each attempt to get unbanned from the mall or seek revenge on a McManager could result in Chris getting triple-digit bills... all because Chris can't understand the legal system and can't grow up and not act like a chimp in public.

Chris found a new way to fail. My Monday is complete.

Haha, well, I have a feeling that Chris doesn't actually manage to get Rob Bell on the phone that often. I think he'll just leave messages or pester him in other ways. I wonder if Chris has Bell's email. If he gave Chris his email, I'm sure he's regretting that decision.

Chris could always e-mail Bell's delegate office. ]P

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Oh yeah. Well, your position isn't really that unusual. For awhile, people, including us, thought Chris got Rob Bell pro bono. And then it turned out that that wasn't the case. Honestly, there's tons of written Chris content that's very deep and fascinating, for people who are interested in Chris' (broken) mind and how it functions. A lot of my perspective on Chris comes from having read piles of his spergy writing over a long period of time. A lot more of his writing exists privately than exists on the cwcki. I don't remember any numbers, so I might be imagining that the ratios are that big. But there's definitely a lot of other stuff.

We really try to drop as much stuff as we can. I work on that a lot because ultimately, there's no one who's interested in talking about it anywhere but here. We have lots of various, private connections. So we can privately get content. But while we can enjoy that content, we can't publicly drop it unless someone can leak it. That can't always happen. It happens sometimes, like when Chris will email a private email to the wrong person (Anna or similar people ).

Hell, it was great when Chris added the wrong person a few months ago to his facebook and then we were able to dump his private posts for the past year or two. That person is still on his friends list, so we're still able to get private posts. Although, I have a feeling Anna is setting a trap, so I might watch out before I leak stuff. I mean, nothing interesting has happened, so it's not really a big issue, but still something I'm going to think about.

One thing I can say about Chris and Rob Bell is that Chris thinks he's his personal lawyer. If someone sneezes on Chris, he'll call up Rob Bell and tell him to sue everyone within reach. It's really crazy shit.

Yeah, I think most, if not all the regulars here appreciate that you guys have to be wary of the "paper trail" so to speak. Chris may not be smart enough to figure it out, but one of his lackeys will be.

Unlike others, I tend not to be all that interested in Chris interactions and exchanges with many of the trolls, but the stuff he just chooses to say to folk in a normal environment is more interesting to me, that's why the Megan saga is my favorite. I'm fascinated by some of the stuff I've heard about his thoughts during the run up to the trial, like how he thought he would be handed the deeds to the Gameplace and stuff he mentioned on his facebook, like demanding Megen be "brought to him"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

So this means, with Chris calling Bell up every time he gets pissy, Chris could potentially be on the clock for every phone call. Each attempt to get unbanned from the mall or seek revenge on a McManager could result in Chris getting triple-digit bills... all because Chris can't understand the legal system and can't grow up and not act like a chimp in public.

Haha, well, I have a feeling that Chris doesn't actually manage to get Rob Bell on the phone that often. I think he'll just leave messages or pester him in other ways. I wonder if Chris has Bell's email. If he gave Chris his email, I'm sure he's regretting that decision.[/quote]
Bell has a secretary, who probably is wearing a groove in her keyboard's "delete" key every time Chris calls or sends an email.

I'm fascinated by some of the stuff I've heard about his thoughts during the run up to the trial, like how he thought he would be handed the deeds to the Gameplace and stuff he mentioned on his facebook, like demanding Megen be "brought to him"

Chris is extremely willfully ignorant of how reality works or what options are and are not available to him in any given situation.

I remember during his worrying about the upcoming trial, when he was worried he was going to land in prison for 50 years or some dumb shit, Jackie asked him politely what exactly were the charges, and and what exact punishment did he stand to face if found guilty? He just got all pissy and screamed at her, and told her to go ask DA TROLLS since they knew more than he did (which was deplorably correct). She tried to point out that she was asking him because it was his case and he should know better than anyone, and received similar results.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

How were those Jackie e-mails not released? That sounds utterly fascinating.

 

[applecat]

How were those Jackie e-mails not released? That sounds utterly fascinating.

Yeah, I hate to be all HOARDED COCKS here, but can't you give us just a taste?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

How were those Jackie e-mails not released? That sounds utterly fascinating.

Yeah, I hate to be all HOARDED COCKS here, but can't you give us just a taste?

Of HOARDED COCKS?

I'll pass.