Chris and Illness

[DevilDog]

In the time we've known Chris, has he ever gotten sick? Obviously we don't know for sure, but has there ever been a recorded instance of any illness, like flu or common cold?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

His voice mail before the trial said he was sick, and some people thought he was going to get out of his court appointment by pretending to be sick.

 

[PacSol]

In the time we've known Chris, has he ever gotten sick? Obviously we don't know for sure, but has there ever been a recorded instance of any illness, like flu or common cold?

Personally, just based on what we know about the house and his diet/exercise habits, I'd say he feels like shit 24/7, no physical illness required.

 

[MysticMisty]

Chris claimed he got a "gut virus" from making the Parappa the Rappa contest video, which is the only time I've heard him claim to be ill. These days he probably isn't allowed to leave the house long enough to catch a cold from somebody.

 

[Lil]

I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a food-borne illness (or more surprised he hadn't announced it to the Interbutts)

 

[Hyperion]

Chris has such a disgusting home and diet that if one day he woke up feeling healthy he would think he was sick.

Anyone whos gone on a multi day drinking binge, and then finally wake up without a hangover and feel like something was wrong knows what I mean.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a food-borne illness (or more surprised he hadn't announced it to the Interbutts)

He probably has an iron stomach from eating all that expired food sitting around under the hoard when he can't go to McDonald's.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I wonder if he's already suffering from diabetes. Well considering his habit of drinking carbonated sweet sodas and stuff.

 

[CatParty]

all the possible debilitating diseases he has are probably canceling each other out until his petri dish of a body finally gives out.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Doctor: Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes? Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered - in you.
Mr. Burns: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
Mr. Burns: This sounds like bad news.
Doctor: Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance.

 

[Smokedaddy]

I wonder if he's already suffering from diabetes. Well considering his habit of drinking carbonated sweet sodas and stuff.

He's not nearly old enough for Type II. I'd give even odds for it in 20 or 30 years if his current lifestyle continues, but people far more obese than CWC in their early 30s aren't affected. Drinking non-diet Coke isn't like smoking a pack a day.

If he had it, we'd know. When he bitches on Fazeboog about being monstrously thirsty all the time, needing to pee every 5 minutes, massive weight loss, or being unable to focus his eyes, then diabetes is a valid speculation.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Do you think if he really did get to feeling sick, beyond the baseline level of malaise he undoubtedly lives with now, he would attempt to seek medical attention, or just wait for it to go away on its own?

 

[Smokedaddy]

He'd get attention, but he'd probably wait several weeks until it got too annoying to cope with.

 

[Seahorses]

Chris is going to out live us all.

 

[The Joker]

If Chris was ever sicker than the common cold, than I am sure he would be whining about it to all of his "friends".
I am the type who always seems to get a different bug or flu along with my mom, who I inherited a lovely weak immune system from. Thats comes with small fevers, bouts of vomiting, and an overall crappy feeling most of the time. But Chris seems to have a really strong immune system if he can live in Barb's hoard and not be sick from all that mold and rotting crap.

 

[GFYS]

He's probably build a resistance to whatever is in his home. Chris never socializes, and the McDonald's he goes to is a reasonably clean one... Where else can he catch a communicable disease?

 

[Marvin]

I wonder if he's already suffering from diabetes. Well considering his habit of drinking carbonated sweet sodas and stuff.

He's not nearly old enough for Type II. I'd give even odds for it in 20 or 30 years if his current lifestyle continues, but people far more obese than CWC in their early 30s aren't affected. Drinking non-diet Coke isn't like smoking a pack a day.

If he had it, we'd know. When he bitches on Fazeboog about being monstrously thirsty all the time, needing to pee every 5 minutes, massive weight loss, or being unable to focus his eyes, then diabetes is a valid speculation.

Not many of his facebook posts are public. But yeah, Chris doesn't have diabetes yet.

 

[CatParty]

I wonder if he's already suffering from diabetes. Well considering his habit of drinking carbonated sweet sodas and stuff.

He's not nearly old enough for Type II. I'd give even odds for it in 20 or 30 years if his current lifestyle continues, but people far more obese than CWC in their early 30s aren't affected. Drinking non-diet Coke isn't like smoking a pack a day.

If he had it, we'd know. When he bitches on Fazeboog about being monstrously thirsty all the time, needing to pee every 5 minutes, massive weight loss, or being unable to focus his eyes, then diabetes is a valid speculation.

Not many of his facebook posts are public. But yeah, Chris doesn't have diabetes yet.

He was on blood pressure medication. I suspect that'll get him before the beetus.

 

[wheat pasta]

He was on blood pressure medication. I suspect that'll get him before the beetus.

Or the heart problems. But, then, Bob was his father, so maybe not.