Chris and laundry

[Doge]

I believe the postmortem Ivy interview went into a bit of detail about how laundry went, at least when Bob was alive.

In addition, his mom basically had a vendetta about doing his laundry these days, too, because of this habit of shitting himself when he was stressed or emotional. Whenever Chris would annihilate his pants to some degree he'd simply dump (teehee) his soiled garments in the laundry without taking care of them first. Each time Barb would do laundry, without fail, there’d be a very special surprise waiting for her.

It's possible that, with Barb in perpetual hibernation, that she just makes Chris do it now, if any one does it at all.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Re: Can only be cleaned by Exterminatus!

How often do us sane people change/wash our clothes?

I change my underwear, shirt, and socks everyday. My jackets/overcoats, pants I may wear a few times between washings, depending on how much I sweat and how dirty they get. I do laundry about once a week, maybe twice occasionally..

Same here.

 

[LordCustos3]

In the spirit of full disclosure....

I guess, since I brought it up, I'm obliged to answer my own overly nosy question.

I do laundry twice a week.
I change socks/undergarments at least once every day. I usually wear the same clothes only once per wash cycle, Though I might wear the same pair of jeans two days in a row if I didn't get them dirty.

 

[The Fair Lady]

with a spritz of Febreze.

 

[LordCustos3]

with a spritz of Febreze.

Ah, yes, Febreeze.....its like Axe....but for fabrics.

Yeah. Lets mask the symptoms instead of dealing with the cause. That ALWAYS works.

 

[CalmMyTits]

with a spritz of Febreze.

Ah, yes, Febreeze.....its like Axe....but for fabrics.

Yeah. Lets mask the symptoms instead of dealing with the cause. That ALWAYS works.

Isn't this what has always been done in the Chandler household since Chris was a baby? Hey, if it worked for them, why should they stop now?

 

[fuzzypickles]

I'm willing to bet that Chris would use the wrong detergent or confuse fabric softener for detergent. Because he's Chris and that's the kind of thing he'd do.

 

[milkshark]

For some reason I think Chris does laundry at a normal pace. It probably has to do with his regularly shaved face. He's got a peculiar consistency with grooming, but he's just bad at it. He probably washes his clothes but lets them grow mildew and wrinkle in a pile. Also Goodwill clothes can be scratchy and stretched out, whether they're clean or dirty. Either way Chris smells, guaranteed.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm willing to bet Chris and Barb do laundry as needed. And by "as needed," I mean when they start tripping over the piles of stuff in the laundry room, and then only with Barb yelling at Chris.

In my house, we have a set of hampers in the laundry room which are sorted into whites, light colors, and darks. When one gets full, we wash it. With a family of five, that means we're doing a load once every day or two. Usually my wife does the laundry because she says I waste too much water when I do it.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

For some reason I think Chris does laundry at a normal pace. It probably has to do with his regularly shaved face. He's got a peculiar consistency with grooming, but he's just bad at it. He probably washes his clothes but lets them grow mildew and wrinkle in a pile. Also Goodwill clothes can be scratchy and stretched out, whether they're clean or dirty. Either way Chris smells, guaranteed.

Is Chris even capable of growing body hair? Considering his nood pics, he's barely covered in it.

I guess man child has never been so appropriate before.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Is Chris even capable of growing body hair? Considering his nood pics, he's barely covered in it.

I guess man child has never been so appropriate before.

In the most recent set of Jackie emails, the ones where he discloses that he has found himself as a tomgirl, he discusses in great detail various body-hair removal methods that he's tried -- three different products, IIRC. He managed to give himself a rash by leaving one on too long, and apparently one of them burned when he got it on his massive pepperoni nipples, which would be in the "no shit, Sherlock" category to anyone but Chris. But yes, he affirmed to her that he had, at least, succeeded in removing the hair from his arms, legs, chest, and "brazil." You know, the area that gets waxed in a "Brazilian wax."

 

[Christ-Chan]

Is Chris even capable of growing body hair? Considering his nood pics, he's barely covered in it.

I guess man child has never been so appropriate before.

Chris has gorilla arms (not in stature, but they are covered in fur). He just shaves.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

In the picture that was used to make Milkshark's avatar, his arms (which are largely cropped out of frame for that shoop) are so hairy it's jarring next to the little-girl ponytails and facepaint -- facial stubble also. So there's some evidence he lets laziness win out for a couple of days at a time, at least. I mean, he always does in every aspect of his life, of course. Just that his shaving or chemical depilation (evidence for his sense of smell being burnt out to some degree by the Hoard and himself, because that shit is just a stronger version of perm solution, which is incredibly gross) is not 100% consistent.

 

[rocket]

I also do laundry.

The hell is going on in this thread for reals guys

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Yeah, doing laundry isn't like making gunpowder. You put the clothes in, you put the soap in, you crank the knob and pull it out.