Chris and LOA

[shanchu]

Hey guys, has Chris ever experienced or fucked with concepts of Law of Attraction? Just out of morbid curiosity.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Hey guys, has Chris ever experienced or fucked with concepts of Law of Attraction? Just out of morbid curiosity.

No. He have his own Law of Attraction. Just look at his Attraction Sign.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

The closest he gets is when he heads out in a bid to attract a woman, then get's in trouble with the law.

 

[Some JERK]

If by 'Laws of Attraction" you mean the 'power of positive thinking' stuff; if that could actually conjure shit into your life, Chris would have already had everything his heart desires. He wasn't always so sullen and negative you know. There was a time when he was extremely positive and optimistic. Unreasonably so. It didn't work, and that's why he's as dismayed as he is.

As anyone will be when they rely on wishes instead of actions to accomplish things.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This should fall under OP's category of inquiry I think;

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[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris tried to kino-escalate with Megan and the Wallflower, but when that didn't work he turned to negging them.

 

[Judge Holden]

Chris is probably the only guy on earth who thinks that any "Laws of Attraction" are actual legally binding statutes demanding any and all females he turns his nauseating attention to must immediately drop their granny-panties and let him play "hide mr bendy" with their genitals or be guilty of "breaking the law".

 

[Holdek]

I looked up "Laws of Attraction" on Wikipedia. This is what it says in the intro paragraph:

"One example used by a proponent of the law of attraction is that if a person opened an envelope expecting to see a bill, then the law of attraction would 'confirm' those thoughts and contain a bill when opened. A person who decided to instead expect a cheque might, under the same law, find a cheque instead of a bill"

So, yes, I think he has been doing this most of his life.

Chris tried to kino-escalate with Megan and the Wallflower, but when that didn't work he turned to negging them.

Chris follows a particular niche of PUA:

 

[waffle]

For some reason I instantly assumed it meant "Lords of Autism" when I saw the thread title.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Chris tried to kino-escalate with Megan and the Wallflower, but when that didn't work he turned to negging them.

Chris follows a particular niche of PUA:

I may be a very evil person... but this kid has the most punchable face on earth

 

[cypocryphy]

Chris should try the "Tao Of Badass"

 

[Christ-Chan]

If by 'Laws of Attraction" you mean the 'power of positive thinking' stuff; if that could actually conjure shit into your life, Chris would have already had everything his heart desires. He wasn't always so sullen and negative you know. There was a time when he was extremely positive and optimistic. Unreasonably so. It didn't work, and that's why he's as dismayed as he is.

As anyone will be when they rely on wishes instead of actions to accomplish things.

Nope, Chris never learns in the traditional sense. His miserable because he's completely alone, his father passed and his hope has faded since the court-case. Had the external conditions been the same Chris wouldn't have changed a bit.

 

[LordCustos3]

For some reason I instantly assumed it meant "Lords of Autism" when I saw the thread title.

Hmmmn.
I was thinking OP meant "The Loa"....as in the pantheon of deities in Voodoo/Santeria.

I don't think he'd get along with those deities. They are all "darkies" to him...and they "ride" people...and they aren't GodJesus. So there's that.

By the same token, The Great Director has always been a closet Shaman. Maybe a bit a of voodoo is just what he needs. Maybe he'll find a cute Mambo to tame his bent snake....

Never mind.

 

[The Dude]

For some reason I instantly assumed it meant "Lords of Autism" when I saw the thread title.

I wasn't the only one?! I don't know if I should be happy or disturbed.

 

[CatParty]

For some reason I instantly assumed it meant "Lords of Autism" when I saw the thread title.

I wasn't the only one?! I don't know if I should be happy or disturbed.

I would watch the hell out of that show.

 

[The Dude]

For some reason I instantly assumed it meant "Lords of Autism" when I saw the thread title.

I wasn't the only one?! I don't know if I should be happy or disturbed.

I would watch the hell out of that show.

Hmmm...yeah we're gunna ride in ta Lodi an' show dem JERKS in da Asperger Brudderhood wha-who da...hmmm...we will show dem what's what cuz dey are grindin' mah gears!

 

[José Mourinho]

"Lords of Autism"? I'll watch it if Chris and the other lolcows are in it.

 

[InaudibleSlink]

I thought "Lord of Autism" and "Last Of the Autistics".Cwceye of the Cherokee clan . With Chris and the Laws of attraction I think he views them the same as actual laws.There are rules people follow and rules that only Chris follows...if he feels like it.