Chris and Pain Tolerance

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Bgheff said:
He complained about the pain when those teachers were torturing him and recording his cries because he had autism. He states that his neck was red and he was traumatized by this beating.

So yeah, he does feel pain. Since he has no life expereinces that he tends to blow it out of proportion though, like all things.
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I feel that he's like this too. During the father call, didn't he compare menial tasks to "hard, back breaking labor? At my old crappy retail job, I used to lift a lot of boxes that were a little over twenty pounds and the most I've experienced was some physical discomfort by the end of the day.
 
If anything, his pain threshold is far lower than most adults. He's a weeny little wimp inside a bloated carcass.
 
CatParty said:
he's an autistic murder machine. he feels no pain and feels no emotions.
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Iä! Iä! said:
This summons the image of a self-shitting autistic cyborg contraption.
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"I am a TRUE and HONEST organism; DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS over autistic endoskeleton"

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I'm not sure how this is even a theory. Despite what Chris would want to believe, he's got autism, not super powers.
 
Since when has stomping on legos or dry shaving been a test of pain tolerance? Those are nothing but mild irritances in the grand scheme of things. If he was intentionally burning himself or threading hooks through his skin I'd be more prone to believe it, but...when you're angry, as he was in the Lego video, your body produces adrenaline which is like a natural buffer for pain. And they're just tiny plastic bricks. It wasn't like he was introducing himself to anything more than superficial harm.
 
TheJukku said:
I remember reading somewhere that people with aspergers tend to have a lessened visible reaction to pain, and react slower to it in general. It's more likely that's the case than a rare pain tolerance disorder.
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^This. Check out this video around the 2:50 mark...


In the middle of tardraging at Clyde, Our Pet Manbaby starts hitting his little fist against the palm of his other hand. After a few hits, he suddenly realizes that's painful and starts slapping his other hand against his fist.

TL:DR - Chris isn't Darkman. (Though he may think he is.)
 
BillRiley said:
^This. Check out this video around the 2:50 mark...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KYATxB7NXAY
In the middle of tardraging at Clyde, Our Pet Manbaby starts hitting his little fist against the palm of his other hand. After a few hits, he suddenly realizes that's painful and starts slapping his other hand against his fist.

TL:biggrin:R - Chris isn't Darkman. (Though he may think he is.)
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The incredible bulk...you wont li....you will....you will...hm...im nicer if im not angry
 
Brother, Chris doesn't know the meaning of pain. Until one has been in the Iron Sheik's camel clutch submission hold, man, you don't know the meaning of it. When you feel you are about to black out, that is when you really feel the power of the little Hulksters cheering you on, man.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Are you trying to tell me that the man who penned this masterpiece is incapable of feeling pain?
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Chris said:
PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013
My Heart:
Lost of Past TRUE
Friendships and
the (theoretical) LOVE
from it...

Ironed Front Flat,
and Steel-Plated/
Bolted, to keep it
Flat... constantly
Bleeding Love and Emotions LOST!! Brusing
to constant Heart Pain and Ache! With caving in of
the (breast) chest space in front of it. Irreparible... caused
by the hurtfullest truth of [close] High School Gal Pal
("Hired Help"), Sarah Bevel. Total Adult,
Condensating B---h.
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Like I said, he has no emotion other than the emotion that is emo.
 
Chikinballs said:
The incredible bulk...you wont li....you will....you will...hm...im nicer if im not angry
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The way he is talking to the trolls in the first 30 seconds of this video makes me want to get earplugs.

CatParty said:
Pfft Chris don't sell.
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I'd love for OPL to sign a WWE contract and have Vince push a match with him and Brock Lesnar. The results would be the same as the '99 St. Valentines Day Massacre cage match between Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Vince McMahon. Better yet, have Dana White sign OPL to a UFC match vs. anyone.
 
If Chris was unable to feel physical pain, he would have gotten himself shot or beaten to death by now. His fear of an ass whooping is literally the only self-restraint on his behavior and he is far too dumb to associate something abstract like physical injury, less the immediate pain it causes, with a mortal danger to his life.
 
He stuck his duck in snow for I don't know how long, for no good reason whatsoever. And he probably bent or broke his duck at some point. I don't think he's that sensitive to pain, or he tugged on his duck so hard that it lost all capacity to feel pain there.
 
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The shaving looked painful, but not the legos. He was just sort of sweeping the legos around with his foot without putting weight on them.
 
He did wince a bit during the snow video, but that saving video would prove otherwise. How he didn't carve his face up I'll never know.
 
I'm gonna vote for Chris being a giant pansy- remember that video where he "exercised" by lifting the six packs? The whole time his face was a picture of pain.
 
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