Chris and Regrets

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Marvin said:
LBJParty said:
Chris regrets falling for Kacey, Pandahalo, and all the other fake sweethearts. That is assuming he knows they were fake, and doesn't believe they ever were interested in him... Does anyone know if he knows one way or another :?:
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He believes both stories. Or, rather, ultimately, I think he just doesn't care either way because none of them ever fucked him. The only value the troll girlfriends have to him are either for pity or to boost his ego.

Sometimes he'll complain about the evil troll girls who messed with him, for pity, but five minutes later, if you accuse Chris of having no experience with girls, he'll say "NUH UH, I had all these girlfriends, Kacey, Panda, Ivy, Julie, I'm such a ladies man!" Although, as far as the pity thing goes, Chris didn't fall for the girlfriends because he was gullible, they were evil succubi who seduced him. Their fault, not his. (as far as he belives/argues, that is)
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Alright, be real, how many times have you told us this. :pickle: :pickle: :pickleman: :pickle: :pickle:

And one of Chris's regrets may have been not getting Snyder stressed enough back in 2011-2012. If he had, Snyder would have died, the charges dropped, and Chris would not only have the GAMe PLACe as a token of victory, he'd have been spared the stress of trial, and wouldn't have had to pay that MAJOR WUSS and the BRIBING LIAR ONE RED CENT.
 
Mr. 0 said:
Marvin said:
LBJParty said:
Chris regrets falling for Kacey, Pandahalo, and all the other fake sweethearts. That is assuming he knows they were fake, and doesn't believe they ever were interested in him... Does anyone know if he knows one way or another :?:
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He believes both stories. Or, rather, ultimately, I think he just doesn't care either way because none of them ever fucked him. The only value the troll girlfriends have to him are either for pity or to boost his ego.

Sometimes he'll complain about the evil troll girls who messed with him, for pity, but five minutes later, if you accuse Chris of having no experience with girls, he'll say "NUH UH, I had all these girlfriends, Kacey, Panda, Ivy, Julie, I'm such a ladies man!" Although, as far as the pity thing goes, Chris didn't fall for the girlfriends because he was gullible, they were evil succubi who seduced him. Their fault, not his. (as far as he belives/argues, that is)
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Alright, be real, how many times have you told us this. :pickle: :pickle: :pickleman: :pickle: :pickle:
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Heh, quite a few. But people keep asking, it seems. :tomgirl:
 
@ Marvin. Do you think that even after the first few girl trolls he still deep down believed they were real ?
 
Foulmouth said:
@ Marvin. Do you think that even after the first few girl trolls he still deep down believed they were real ?
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Uhh, I think he thinks about them so infrequently, that his beliefs about them are almost entirely dependent on his current mood. He'll forget about them for six months, but then someone will bring up a relationship topic, with a pity-inducing theme, and he'll talk about evil troll women. And then the opposite when people talk about being good with the ladies.

I think that he remembers both stories. Both the "they're troll girls" and the "they're genuine girls who died/were taken away from me" stories. I think he thinks they're both feasible stories, so which story he thinks about at any given time is largely dependent on his feelings at the time. They're both arguable, so they're both possible, is how he thinks.
 
I think you guys are wrong about Chris wanting to impress anyone - I think he just wants us to leave him alone and is ready to say anything to make us shut up.
 
Christ-ian said:
I think you guys are wrong about Chris wanting to impress anyone - I think he just wants us to leave him alone and is ready to say anything to make us shut up.
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And in doing so, he is just digging an even bigger hole
 
DJAndyMD said:
And in doing so, he is just digging an even bigger hole
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I'm not saying it's a good idea, I'm just saying that I don't necessarily agree with the notion that Chris is sucking up to his "pals". Honestly, I think the biggest reason he cultivated those friendships was so he could get some high school tom-tom (not purely for that reason, it was just the biggest reason).
 
Regret is different from guilt. Regret is just something you do and wish you hadn't. If you are driving and a $20 bill flies out the window from your dashboard, you regret leaving it on the dashboard, but you don't feel guilty about it. If that distracts you and you hit a dog, you feel guilt.

There has been lots of discussion about how Chris doesn't feel guilty about the stuff he has done. But there are things he has done that led to negative things happening to him that he regrets doing. He just doesn't seem them as morally wrong, so he doesn't feel guilt.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris really does not believe he's ever made a mistake.
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Everything would work out perfectly for him if only everybody else would just live by his rules.
 
timtommy said:
Regret is different from guilt. Regret is just something you do and wish you hadn't. If you are driving and a $20 bill flies out the window from your dashboard, you regret leaving it on the dashboard, but you don't feel guilty about it. If that distracts you and you hit a dog, you feel guilt.

There has been lots of discussion about how Chris doesn't feel guilty about the stuff he has done. But there are things he has done that led to negative things happening to him that he regrets doing. He just doesn't seem them as morally wrong, so he doesn't feel guilt.
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Eh, I mean, rarely he'll feel regret. Ultimately, he still rarely blames any of his own actions for his fuckups. He always attributes the fuckups to other people merely being mean to him. He doesn't regret his own actions. It's not like he could've changed the outcome by picking different actions. (as he views it, at least)

Like, the typical action of his that he'll regret is being seduced by Megan. He regrets that. And that's the extent of Chris' regret.
 
Everything good that has ever happened to Chris was a result of luck, while almost everything bad was caused by his own actions. In Chris's mind, this is completely reversed. He never makes mistakes, if something bad happens to him, it's because of bad luck, bad people, or God cursing him.
 
Marvin said:
Like, the typical action of his that he'll regret is being seduced by Megan. He regrets that.
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...Chris doesn't know what seduced means does he?
 
Descent said:
Marvin said:
Like, the typical action of his that he'll regret is being seduced by Megan. He regrets that.
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...Chris doesn't know what seduced means does he?
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Heh, well, he might not specifically say seduced. He regrets falling for her. Although I definitely wouldn't be surprised if he specifically accuses her of actually intentionally seducing him.
 
Sorry Frankie, but I have to bastardize your song for this momant.

Regrets? I had a few
But I'm TRUE anbd HONEST so too few to mention
I did what I had to do
Because THOSE GODDAMN TROLLS take up all my attention

I curse-ye-ha-me-had, in every video
To :julay: 's house, I took a long ass highyway
I will never be at fault
Because the only correct way is MY WAY
 
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