Chris and Shaving

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Remember that video when he shaved off his goatee? Considering the filth in his home and lack of hygiene, it surprises me how he doesn't have any major infections from shaving his facial hair off. Does he not have facial hair due to genetics or diet? I myself don't like facial hair becaise it feels weird and looks ugly on me. Someone on the forums claimed to know that he knows of a sad loser who lets his mom shave his face. Could it be that Chris has Barb shave his face? Post your thoughts here but limit talking about him shaving his pubic hair. Don't want to hear about him hurting his duck.

 

[random_pickle]

I'm amazed he actually managed to make the shaving video in the first place. It makes my chin hurt just watching it.

 

[CatParty]

he shaves.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

he shaves.

But how does he do it properly? He doesn't seem to complain about razor burn or nicks.

 

[4Macie]

1) the only thing that need to be said about Chris shaving is private area is that he does it, or HAS done it. Megan had said to him once (according to chris in one of his chats...) that he preferred a "completely shaved man" and Chris did it to impress her. He has also admitted in another chat that's transcript can be on the forum that he doesn't normally go to place to get a haircut, his mom does it. So; considering his mom cuts his hair... I pray she doesn't do his downstairs for him too...
2) Chris also admitted that he has had his mom "pamper" him once and shave his face for him, "to teach him how it was done". Which is fucked up because how is it pampering him if she's teaching him how to do it. I'm thinking she shaves his face whenever he feels like he's too lazy to do it. And considering he used no shaving cream, he obviously didn't learn well.
3) If Chris DOES shave himself, he's doing it wrong and it probably hurts just like it hurts him when he plays with his bent duck.

 

[Picklepower]

I really want to see Chris attempt a Duck Dynasty beard.

 

[Male]

I don't think whether or not Chris shaves himself is important,
whether or not he still poops himself though...that's another story.

 

[Stuff and Things]

1) the only thing that need to be said about Chris shaving is private area is that he does it, or HAS done it. Megan had said to him once (according to chris in one of his chats...) that he preferred a "completely shaved man" and Chris did it to impress her. He has also admitted in another chat that's transcript can be on the forum that he doesn't normally go to place to get a haircut, his mom does it. So; considering his mom cuts his hair... I pray she doesn't do his downstairs for him too...
2) Chris also admitted that he has had his mom "pamper" him once and shave his face for him, "to teach him how it was done". Which is fucked up because how is it pampering him if she's teaching him how to do it. I'm thinking she shaves his face whenever he feels like he's too lazy to do it. And considering he used no shaving cream, he obviously didn't learn well.
3) If Chris DOES shave himself, he's doing it wrong and it probably hurts just like it hurts him when he plays with his bent duck.

He made a video where he shaved his face? when?

 

[Himawari]

He made a video where he shaved his face? when?

[youtube]VdZXqEwaXkc[/youtube]

Warning, it is actually really, really painful to watch.

 

[derpi]

The fuck? Why didn't Bob teach him to use shaving cream!?
Why did have to teach him!?
O.O

 

[Stuff and Things]

He made a video where he shaved his face? when?

[youtube]VdZXqEwaXkc[/youtube]

Warning, it is actually really, really painful to watch.

Holy fuck, he really shaves like that?? god... damn, it is really painful to watch, like, really really painful, seriously, how hard is lto look up in google basic shaving tutorials? gawd... it was really painful to watch, just like watching a 6 years old kid trying to shave with his dad's razor, but no, because at least a 6 years old kid would stop right after cutting his face with the blades... what the fuck? he looks so weird, he didn't really felt any pain or anything?

 

[4Macie]

He made a video where he shaved his face? when?

[youtube]VdZXqEwaXkc[/youtube]

Warning, it is actually really, really painful to watch.

Holy fuck, he really shaves like that?? god... damn, it is really painful to watch, like, really really painful, seriously, how hard is lto look up in google basic shaving tutorials? gawd... it was really painful to watch, just like watching a 6 years old kid trying to shave with his dad's razor, but no, because at least a 6 years old kid would stop right after cutting his face with the blades... what the fuck? he looks so weird, he didn't really felt any pain or anything?

I'm a girl, so I can't even imagine what kind of pain that must cause on a guy's face; I know it hurts like a mo-fo if you try to shave your legs without any cream/lotion though; so I guess it's similar. Now, knowing that he doesn't use shaving cream or lotion... how did he shave his private area? O_o

 

[LordCustos3]

I'm a girl, so I can't even imagine what kind of pain that must cause on a guy's face; I know it hurts like a mo-fo if you try to shave your legs without any cream/lotion though; so I guess it's similar. Now, knowing that he doesn't use shaving cream or lotion... how did he shave his private area? O_o

With an Epilady.
Because pain is for neurotypicals.

 

[cheeseclothe]

That was actually the very first piece of Christory I've ever seen, it was in r/cringe on Reddit. It seems he's still shaving now, but the lack of resolution probably blurs out any razor burn.

 

[Stuff and Things]

I'm a girl, so I can't even imagine what kind of pain that must cause on a guy's face; I know it hurts like a mo-fo if you try to shave your legs without any cream/lotion though; so I guess it's similar. Now, knowing that he doesn't use shaving cream or lotion... how did he shave his private area? O_o

On a normal person, it would hurt a lot, for at least two weeks, and he didn't even made gentle strokes, no, you can't even see his skin being pulled by the razor what the fuck? now i wonder if he does feels pain, remember, he's the guy that put his bent duck in ice and let it froze for 15 minutes...

 

[Dormiebasne]

The fuck? Why didn't Bob teach him to use shaving cream!?
Why did have to teach him!?
O.O

This. Seems like such an essential part of father/son bonding that it's kind of sad to think Chris grew up in a traditional two-parent household (at least superficially speaking), yet never experienced this.

Thankfully, my mom was a hairdresser, so at least I learned a good technique.

 

[waffle]

Oh god, I couldn't make it all the way through. I always assumed he used an electric razor because he was too much of a tard to be trusted around blades. Shit I use one because I'm lazy and don't care about a close shave.

Prior to this I was kind of surprised that he had the gumption to shave all the time to not look all beardy as a tomgirl. Now it know its because he's so fucking sensory deaf that he just scrapes half his fucking face off. No wonder his skin looks like a train wreck.

HE SHAVES SO HARD HE BREAKS THE HEAD OF A RAZOR! I don't even..

 

[Stuff and Things]

Oh god, I couldn't make it all the way through. I always assumed he used an electric razor because he was too much of a tard to be trusted around blades. Shit I use one because I'm lazy and don't care about a close shave.

Prior to this I was kind of surprised that he had the gumption to shave all the time to not look all beardy as a tomgirl. Now it know its because he's so fucking sensory deaf that he just scrapes half his fucking face off. No wonder his skin looks like a train wreck.

HE SHAVES SO HARD HE BREAKS THE HEAD OF A RAZOR! I don't even..

He breaks the head of the razor twice, and in the second time, he just changes it for a new head... what the fuck? it didn't lasted 2 minutes in his hands

 

[The Knife]

I had to switch that off because swear to God, I thought he was going to cut his own throat somehow.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Oh my God, that video. It was one of the first pieces of Christory I ever watched and I spent the whole time horrified at watching him do that to himself. Still boggles my mind that the clip on the back of his stupid medallion would bother him enough to warrant a sweatband over it but he would do THAT to his face without cringing.

What I want to know is if he went through with shaving the traditional spots where women need to groom per social standards: do you think he shaved his pits and legs?