Chris and Shaving

[NobleGreyHorse]

What I want to know is if he went through with shaving the traditional spots where women need to groom per social standards: do you think he shaved his pits and legs?

There's an email to Jackie where he tried three brands of hair remover, got a terrible rash from one of them, and then shaved his chest, arms, legs, pits, and "brazil." You know, the part of the body where you get a Brazilian wax. (Brazil nuts?)

 

[Stuff and Things]

What I want to know is if he went through with shaving the traditional spots where women need to groom per social standards: do you think he shaved his pits and legs?

There's an email to Jackie where he tried three brands of hair remover, got a terrible rash from one of them, and then shaved his chest, arms, legs, pits, and "brazil." You know, the part of the body where you get a Brazilian wax. (Brazil nuts?)

Who the fuck shaves his arms??

 

[Lady Houligan]

What I want to know is if he went through with shaving the traditional spots where women need to groom per social standards: do you think he shaved his pits and legs?

There's an email to Jackie where he tried three brands of hair remover, got a terrible rash from one of them, and then shaved his chest, arms, legs, pits, and "brazil." You know, the part of the body where you get a Brazilian wax. (Brazil nuts?)

Who the fuck shaves his arms??

Jackie or some gal pal must have told him that girls shave the hair off their arms. I personally don't but I know more than a few women who prefer to do so.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Jackie or some gal pal must have told him that girls shave the hair off their arms. I personally don't but I know more than a few women who prefer to do so.

Yeah, but a man? that's just weird... but what i am still wondering is: does he feels pain?

 

[milkshark]

It's possible Chris shaves without shaving cream regularly and his skin is conditioned for this sort of abuse. Also remember Chris is chubby and oily, so his razor glides over a smooth, cushioned, and lubricated surface even without AXE shaving products. My Italian grandfather could shave his leathery face with disposable razors from the 70's without a single nick. It does seem like Chris rarely appears with stubble or bearded at any point in his life. He had that horrible puberty 'stache in high school but kept his face cleancut since. Tomgirling demands a lack of facial hair at all times. I doubt we'll see any hair growth on the bottom of Christian's melon for a long long while.

 

[4Macie]

I'm a girl, so I can't even imagine what kind of pain that must cause on a guy's face; I know it hurts like a mo-fo if you try to shave your legs without any cream/lotion though; so I guess it's similar. Now, knowing that he doesn't use shaving cream or lotion... how did he shave his private area? O_o

On a normal person, it would hurt a lot, for at least two weeks, and he didn't even made gentle strokes, no, you can't even see his skin being pulled by the razor what the fuck? now i wonder if he does feels pain, remember, he's the guy that put his bent duck in ice and let it froze for 15 minutes...

BUT HE FEELS THE HEARTBREAKS ALL THE TIME!! And don't forget the time when those jerkops made him CRY BLOOD. but seriously... I wonder about Chris's ability to feel some levels of pain; his dick in ice for 15 minutes would have been pretty painful (to the point it may have gone numb), and the face shaving; he was hacking at his face with a blade AND DID NOT BLEED. I'm so confused. If I tried doing that to my legs, with that force, I'd have no legs left.

There's an email to Jackie where he tried three brands of hair remover, got a terrible rash from one of them, and then shaved his chest, arms, legs, pits, and "brazil." You know, the part of the body where you get a Brazilian wax. (Brazil nuts?)

Who the fuck shaves his arms??

Jackie or some gal pal must have told him that girls shave the hair off their arms. I personally don't but I know more than a few women who prefer to do so.

Megan told him she liked her guys completely shaved; Chris took it literally. And then I think Jackie told him about shaving her arms (or a friend of her's did...something like that) cuz they were too hairy and she was embarrassed. Chris was like "oooh obviously if 2 girls like no hair, then ALL girls like no hair".

EDIT: OH GOD I FOUND IT

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_25
"Also recently, I have been experimenting with body hair removal systems. I tried waxing; I had diffculty, only a little pain; I could use some help on getting the hang of it. Then I tried the "As Seen on TV" Smooth Away; it worked some, but not so much; got a rash on my leg from the effort. I would not recommend the product. And lastly, which removed the latter, a hair remover shower cream Nair brand "Shower Power Max", to be specific). It worked great, but I either used a bit much or left some on longer; this was last night. I had worse pain on the rashed leg, and new rashy spots on the other, on the right side of my belly near the button, and on BOTH of my nipples. The pain was excruciating; I was lucky to find comfort and fall asleep with a few dreams. The areas still hurt some, and I will heal, with sexier legs to look forward to. It's a blessing neither of my arms were pained from the experiment. The pain was equivilant to harsh sunburn. I would have been more comfortable with Waxing in comparison. On the classic 1-10 scale; waxing was a 2; the S.P.Max was an 8.5 (going on 9 with the extended searing pain). At least my arms, legs, torso and pubic are sin hair and real smoooth.
I'll check in again later.
Stay Safe with Love, Christian."

WHY, the Nair bottles say "Do not put this near you nipples or near your private areas" .... and then it says don't put it on rashes or open wounds. Does Chris really have to fail at every damned thing? (sidenote: isn't it "sans" hair, not sin hair? the fuck?)

 

[Himawari]

"sin" is Spanish.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Oh god, I couldn't make it all the way through. I always assumed he used an electric razor because he was too much of a tard to be trusted around blades. Shit I use one because I'm lazy and don't care about a close shave.

Prior to this I was kind of surprised that he had the gumption to shave all the time to not look all beardy as a tomgirl. Now it know its because he's so fucking sensory deaf that he just scrapes half his fucking face off. No wonder his skin looks like a train wreck.

HE SHAVES SO HARD HE BREAKS THE HEAD OF A RAZOR! I don't even..

He breaks the head of the razor twice, and in the second time, he just changes it for a new head... what the fuck? it didn't lasted 2 minutes in his MANOS

geez, those razor heads aren't cheap either D:

 

[Stuff and Things]

I'm a girl, so I can't even imagine what kind of pain that must cause on a guy's face; I know it hurts like a mo-fo if you try to shave your legs without any cream/lotion though; so I guess it's similar. Now, knowing that he doesn't use shaving cream or lotion... how did he shave his private area? O_o

On a normal person, it would hurt a lot, for at least two weeks, and he didn't even made gentle strokes, no, you can't even see his skin being pulled by the razor what the fuck? now i wonder if he does feels pain, remember, he's the guy that put his bent duck in ice and let it froze for 15 minutes...

BUT HE FEELS THE HEARTBREAKS ALL THE TIME!! And don't forget the time when those jerkops made him CRY BLOOD. but seriously... I wonder about Chris's ability to feel some levels of pain; his dick in ice for 15 minutes would have been pretty painful (to the point it may have gone numb), and the face shaving; he was hacking at his face with a blade AND DID NOT BLEED. I'm so confused. If I tried doing that to my legs, with that force, I'd have no legs left.

It really confuses me as well, i am not saying that chris is a freak that can't feel pain, he sure cans, but maybe he doesn't realizes that somethings that he feels "unconfortable" like, cutting his face while shaving, are not normal, and that if you're feeling "unconfortable" it's because you have to do it properly... and yeah, his bent duck in the ice for 15 minutes had to be painful

 

[derpi]

BOTH of my nipples

I'm sorry, WHAT?!
Why would he put that there?! ;-;


I wonder how surprised he was when the hair grew back within two days :x

 

[rocket]

chris's manscaping is one of the very few points in his favor. hell probably the only point in his favor

a fair percentage of regular dudes balk at the idea of doing the tiniest thing to keep their sexytime areas neat and tidy, and yet here's this filthy dumbo rocking it out like it ain't no thang

 

[Wall of Originals]

Wow, I totally have never seen this video! I'm a woman, but good frickin' Lord WTF was he doing?! I actually cringed and this is the first video from Chris I wanted to stop and not look back.

 

[Himawari]

Yeah, I should shave my legs but after rewatching that video even the thought of shaving properly makes me want to curl up and cry.

And the face is tons more sensitive than legs, too. What the hell Chris.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I can only imagine the razor burn and ingrown hairs from his shaving technique. Chris really is his own best troll!

 

[littlebiscuits]

"sin" is Spanish.

Richardo Chandler strikes again! No but seriously, how the actual fuck is his face not cut to ribbons?

And in that video he goes at it so confidently too... like he knows exactly how hard to pull the razor against his bare naked unlubricated flesh.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I cannot imagine that he produces enough testosterone to grow a real beard. We have seen him make videos where it's clear he's neither bathed, washed his hair or changed his clothes for three or four days. If he's that much of a slob, which he is, then he isn't going off the carefully shave his face every morning. Grooming and hygiene aren't in his routine. By rights, he should have a long scraggly beard. I think his baby smooth face is just another symptom of the lethal cocktail that is Christian Chandler.

Also, meditate on this, friends: the hair from his shaved chin from all those years ago is without a doubt still in his carpet.

 

[Coldgrip]

Okay, while that is gross considering what else is in that carpet... his facial hair is probably one of the more benign things in there.

 

[The Dude]

My former best friend had a thing about being completely smooth everywhere except on the top of his head and eyebrows. Some guys get off on it.

Mrs. Dude likes a hairy manly man, like yours truly. I don't use shaving gels. I use old fashioned shaving soap and a boar bristle brush. I've been trying to get the hang of old fashioned safety razors, but wind up using my modern 5 blade razor mostly because It's quicker and provides a closer shave.

It makes me cringe to think about Chris' grooming habits or lack thereof.

 

[GFYS]

Something is definitely atypical with Chris' senses. As noted, stuff like his Sonichu chain and wrist watch drive him crazy, but he shaves like a sadist and has been seen stomping on LEGO blocks without any reaction. I really wish we could get him into a lab, and see what makes him THE Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[The Dude]

Something is definitely atypical with Chris' senses. As noted, stuff like his Sonichu chain and wrist watch drive him crazy, but he shaves like a sadist and has been seen stomping on LEGO blocks without any reaction. I really wish we could get him into a lab, and see what makes him THE Christian Weston Chandler.

Maybe when one eats copious amounts of MacDoodles and Hungry Man's acts like a shot of good shit like Hydromorphone or Fentanyl. When he's had his daily fill he feels nothing and when he's gone hungry for a while any little touch is agony. Or maybe It's just Autism.