Chris and Shaving

[Zim]

I don't use shaving gels. I use old fashioned shaving soap and a boar bristle brush. I've been trying to get the hang of old fashioned safety razors, but wind up using my modern 5 blade razor mostly because It's quicker and provides a closer shave.

It makes me cringe to think about Chris' grooming habits or lack thereof.

I use Barbasol and a Mach 3 and if I don't shave for a day I become quite rustic. My facial hair can destroy razor blades so I just use what I consider a pretty good happy medium between price and comfort with my razor. I also used to use a safety razor and there's a reason most people don't use them anymore. They just aren't as good as modern ones.

Speaking of comfort, that video always makes me cringe a little like the rest of you and I'm surprised that he just didn't turn into a bleeding mess with the way he just hacks away at his face. It's a pretty good video for showing how he handles everything in life, childishly and stupidly.

 

[CatParty]

Something is definitely atypical with Chris' senses. As noted, stuff like his Sonichu chain and wrist watch drive him crazy, but he shaves like a sadist and has been seen stomping on LEGO blocks without any reaction. I really wish we could get him into a lab, and see what makes him THE Christian Weston Chandler.

what makes up cwc you say?

poo and hubris.

 

[The Dude]

Something is definitely atypical with Chris' senses. As noted, stuff like his Sonichu chain and wrist watch drive him crazy, but he shaves like a sadist and has been seen stomping on LEGO blocks without any reaction. I really wish we could get him into a lab, and see what makes him THE Christian Weston Chandler.

what makes up cwc you say?

poo and hubris.

And hoard and schadenfreude.

 

[shutupman]

I was thinking of just this when I was shaving for movember, as I got a huge rash under my chin since I hadn't shaved my beard in about 7 years.
Barb must have been in charge of teaching him basic hygiene, because there's no way a man would teach him to shave dry like that.
Just shows how little Bob was involved in raising Chris.

 

[Silver]

Barb must have been in charge of teaching him basic hygiene, because there's no way a man would teach him to shave dry like that.

does that mean if barb ever shaved she shaved dry
you're welcome

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Unable to feel physical pain....check

Resistant to facial cuts....check

Ugly....check

Insane....check


Chris is a couple training seasons away from being an amateur boxing league champion. Then he can eat whatever he wants and bully everyone. I think we've found his calling

 

[Meeko]

Ugh, I don't think I ever got through that video because it freaked me out. Dry shaving is awful.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

If he ever decides to try a straight razor it's pretty much over.

 

[CatParty]

If he ever decides to try a straight razor it's pretty much over.

he can't do anything straight

 

[The Dude]

If he ever decides to try a straight razor it's pretty much over.

he can't do anything straight

HI-OH!

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

Unable to feel physical pain....check

Resistant to facial cuts....check

Ugly....check

Insane....check


Chris is a couple training seasons away from being an amateur boxing league champion. Then he can eat whatever he wants and bully everyone. I think we've found his calling

Why not a sumo wrestler?

 

[The Fair Lady]

He made a video where he shaved his face? when?

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Warning, it is actually really, really painful to watch.

What the fuck? Without any cream or lotion... Christ.

 

[The Dude]

He made a video where he shaved his face? when?

[youtube]VdZXqEwaXkc[/youtube]

Warning, it is actually really, really painful to watch.

What the fuck? Without any cream or lotion... Christ.

No, no. CHRIS. There's no "T" in Chris.

 

[random_pickle]

Unable to feel physical pain....check

Resistant to facial cuts....check

Ugly....check

Insane....check


Chris is a couple training seasons away from being an amateur boxing league champion. Then he can eat whatever he wants and bully everyone. I think we've found his calling

Why not a sumo wrestler?

Because DIAPERS are for BABIES!!

 

[4Macie]

What the fuck? Without any cream or lotion... Christ.

No, no. CHRIS. There's no "T" in Chris.

"Christ, it's not funny; why are you trying to be like me?" - Chris

 

[The Dude]

What the fuck? Without any cream or lotion... Christ.

No, no. CHRIS. There's no "T" in Chris.

"Christ, it's not funny; why are you trying to be like me?" - Chris

We should buy Chris a crucifix for Christmas so that every time he feels unloved and unappreciated he can climb up on it and strap himself to it.

 

[4Macie]

No, no. CHRIS. There's no "T" in Chris.

"Christ, it's not funny; why are you trying to be like me?" - Chris

We should buy Chris a crucifix for Christmas so that every time he feels unloved and unappreciated he can climb up on it and strap himself to it.

too much work for little chris to climb up and do himself. someone will have to volunteer to help him cuz godbear and jesus know barb isn't going to be able to help.

 

[CatParty]

not surprised at all that chris's shaving habits is a hot topic

 

[The Dude]

not surprised at all that chris's shaving habits is a hot topic

No shit is too minor.

 

[Descent]

Barb must have been in charge of teaching him basic hygiene, because there's no way a man would teach him to shave dry like that.
Just shows how little Bob was involved in raising Chris.

Or Bob did try to teach Chris how to shave, but the second he tried to correct any mistakes Chris made STARTED MORE ARGUMENTS THAN FLIES ON A GARBAGE DUMP Chris probably cried for mommy to show him how to be a big boy.