Chris and Shaving

[Strewth]

I always found it odd that he even bothered. How much effort did he put into the rest of his appearance?
I mean, if I take a week off work there's no way I'm shaving during that time.

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

nthing what everyone's said about that looking supremely painful. He didn't even wet his face or do anything to soften the hairs, and I don't even know if he was using a mirror (he's looking straight at the camera after all), so it's nothing short of a miracle he didn't shred his skin off. But the one thing I did notice (from the very little I watched) was that he looked like he was scrunching up his face in discomfort. Knowing the quality of Chris' videos, I might be seeing things. If he was (in pain) then why the hell did he keep doing it?

Oh wait, it's Chris. That explains everything right there.

 

[Mr. 0]

Barb must have been in charge of teaching him basic hygiene, because there's no way a man would teach him to shave dry like that.
Just shows how little Bob was involved in raising Chris.

Remember all the instances in which Chris was instructed to do something and then ignored them? Or fucked them up?

It's just as likely Bob did teach him how to shave, but Chris fucks up the execution (the likelihood of which, due to being Chris, is exponentially higher than in a normal autist).

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris has seen enough TV shows and commercials to know you're supposed to put a cream or gel on. Bob probably taught him but Chris didn't understand WHY people used shaving cream so he thought he was being clever for skipping a seemingly useless step.

 

[LightningStrikes]

OUCH! How is his face still attached? Now, more than ever, I'm convinced Chris isn't human.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

OUCH! How is his face still attached? Now, more than ever, I'm convinced Chris isn't human.

My theory? He hadn't bathed in so long that his hair and skin were covered in enough oil and grease to act as a lubricant.

 

[Stuff and Things]

OUCH! How is his face still attached? Now, more than ever, I'm convinced Chris isn't human.

My theory? He hadn't bathed in so long that his hair and skin were covered in enough oil and grease to act as a lubricant.

Yeah, but still, you can clearly see how his skin is getting pulled by the razor, how does that not hurts him??

 

[Lady Houligan]

Something is definitely atypical with Chris' senses. As noted, stuff like his Sonichu chain and wrist watch drive him crazy, but he shaves like a sadist and has been seen stomping on LEGO blocks without any reaction. I really wish we could get him into a lab, and see what makes him THE Christian Weston Chandler.

what makes up cwc you say?

poo and hubris.

To coin a phrase: poobris?

 

[GFYS]

Chris has seen enough TV shows and commercials to know you're supposed to put a cream or gel on. Bob probably taught him but Chris didn't understand WHY people used shaving cream so he thought he was being clever for skipping a seemingly useless step.

All of his favorite shows are about being a good guy, and the magic of friendship, yet look at... Well, shit, look at his entire life. It seems whenever he gets something in his head, no amount of reason or influence (other than repeated cold hard punishment) will change it.

I've seen that video dozens of times. There are times I swear I see some blood, and then I won't see it in subsequent viewings. That's another amusing part of Christory, so much of what I know about him is tinged in filthy yellow light and is in low resolution. The few times I've had dreams of Chris, where I can actually see him (most of the time I just know he's somewhere but never see him) he's yellow and low resolution. That's why it's a little startling when I see higher-quality photos of him - I'm not used to seeing his actual skin tone, or any of the grotesque details of his face and anatomy. Honestly, I prefer the low res stuff, because he's one ugly motherfucker.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

OUCH! How is his face still attached? Now, more than ever, I'm convinced Chris isn't human.

My theory? He hadn't bathed in so long that his hair and skin were covered in enough oil and grease to act as a lubricant.

Yeah, but still, you can clearly see how his skin is getting pulled by the razor, how does that not hurts him??

After reading this topic, I like to think that while vulnerable emotionally, he's outright immune to physical pain.

Which, I assume, does not apply to anyone else here.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

i'm telling you one of two paths....steroids and boxing, or q sands and sumo

 

[DrChristianTroy]

i'm telling you one of two paths....steroids and boxing, or q sands and sumo

Both of these would go poorly quite quickly.
Boxing- Have you seen his Chun Li video? He can't throw a punch to save his life. Ignoring that he has the muscle of a wet noodle. Needless to say the Klitschko brothers would kill him. Not 100% sure if that's hyperbole.
Sumo- He'd give up the second the other sumos start hazing him.

I know you're not serious but god damn these would end up so badly.

 

[The Dude]

I think his shaving dry was some kinda Aspertistic way of showing how tough and strong and manly he is. I SERIOUSLY doubt he shaves dry all the time.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I just dry-shaved my entire body in bed. It's no big deal, just be carefull around the sensitive areas (I nicked my nipple, bleugh).

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I just dry-shaved my entire body in bed. It's no big deal, just be carefull around the sensitive areas (I nicked my nipple, bleugh).

Different than shaving a goatee off dry. Facial hairs are like one giant unit, backing each other up. I guess his autism makes him not sense certain types of pain as much? I don't know.

Wait, what caused him to decide to shave it off? And what was he trying to prove by filming it?

 

[Zim]

I just dry-shaved my entire body in bed. It's no big deal, just be carefull around the sensitive areas (I nicked my nipple, bleugh).

I'm guessing you probably had a slightly different technique then our hero used. With him, finesse is not an option.

 

[BillRiley]

I just dry-shaved my entire body in bed. It's no big deal, just be carefull around the sensitive areas (I nicked my nipple, bleugh).

Different than shaving a goatee off dry. Facial hairs are like one giant unit, backing each other up. I guess his autism makes him not sense certain types of pain as much? I don't know.

Wait, what caused him to decide to shave it off? And what was he trying to prove by filming it?

That was during the Liquid thing. He shaved off this goatee to prove that he was the REAL Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler.

 

[CatParty]

he just dry shaved like a crazy person. it didn't help that he had eerie music in the background.

 

[Stuff and Things]

I just dry-shaved my entire body in bed. It's no big deal, just be carefull around the sensitive areas (I nicked my nipple, bleugh).

Different than shaving a goatee off dry. Facial hairs are like one giant unit, backing each other up. I guess his autism makes him not sense certain types of pain as much? I don't know.

Wait, what caused him to decide to shave it off? And what was he trying to prove by filming it?

And also, Christard wasn't being carefull while doing so, he was violently pulling his skin with the razor, he even broke the head twice... yeah, maybe it's the autism but, it's still confusing

 

[Duckmongler]

Chris has stated that he also shaves his private parts. Do you think he uses the same technique with his pickle?

That would be painful...