Chris and the 2010s

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Tranny Chris peaked in 2016, followed by a sharp decline in 2017. The money he was making from patreon/ebay was nothing to sniff at, and his streams were hilarious. He could have gotten a lucrative following on Twitch if he were capable of following a rudimentary schedule, which of course he never has been.

The best part about Titty Streamer Chris is he was still better at video games than DSP.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The 2010's were certainly interesting when it came to Chris. We had plenty of autistic antics from him during the first half of the decade and tons of surprise revelations during the second half.

Regardless if he's boring now, he certainly won't be by 2030. If the 2010's taught us anything, its that Chris will continue to go down odd path after odd path that no one can foresee him going down beforehand. I look forward to what the next decade of Chris brings us.

 

[JULAY]

The past decade has seen him get enormously fatter, even balder, somehow more autistic, and he still poops himself. Oh, and he sliced his taint open, burned his house down, went into hedgehog defensive mode, pepper sprayed an innocent person because Sonic's arms changed color, became a tomgirl... fuck anyone who says this last decade sucked, it was entertaining as shit.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Chris is pretty boring now to all but the most dedicated Christorians.

I mean every one in a while I'll get a chuckle from an update that is posted, but for the most part I don't even bother reading them.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

The massive growth of his chin might be the most alarming change during those years. At least in the face.

It's certainly bizarre, he went from kind of an Emilio Autistivez type look to Peter Griffin in drag.

Chris is pretty boring now to all but the most dedicated Christorians.

I mean every one in a while I'll get a chuckle from an update that is posted, but for the most part I don't even bother reading them.

I can't even read his stuff anymore, like I will see updates posted and it's a bunch of tweets, as soon as I see anything about dimension C-17-whatever I just immediately stop reading because it's boring and he's such a broken record about it.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Oh yeah, and if you want to get an idea of what the decade has done to him look at the side by side

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Now try to imagine what he'll look like in 2030.

Some-fucking-how, he manages to look older on both pictures.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's certainly bizarre, he went from kind of an Emilio Autistivez type look to Peter Griffin in drag.


I can't even read his stuff anymore, like I will see updates posted and it's a bunch of tweets, as soon as I see anything about dimension C-17-whatever I just immediately stop reading because it's boring and he's such a broken record about it.

The stuff about dimensions merging or anytime he's screeching "it has been fortold" is just so irritating to me with how stupid, insipid and brain dead it sounds. And yet I just can't stop it's almost poetic, if Chris lived in any other century chances are he'd be in a padded cell or a workhouse making clothes or rolling cigars if he wants to eat and stay another day...or if we go back even further he'd be with the lepers caring a clanker to announce his arrival so the people could avert their eyes and toss food to him.

 

[Tookie]

Now try to imagine what he'll look like in 2030.

A fatter Tommy Tooter I would guess.

 

[Don Juan El Tardo]

So here is what I can remember of Chris-Chan 2010-2020, in no particular order:


Beginning of the Tomgirl saga
Bob's death
Self inflicted taint wound (The Un-Clit)
House Fire
Hedgehog Defense Mode
Pepper spraying GameStop employees (Don't call anybody!)
Dimensional Merge
Chin growth
The Idea guys
He finally put his Duck in some China (Hooker)
Delusions of Omipotence
Barb somehow still alive (Disputed)

Probably missed a couple of things, but I'm pretty sure that's the highlight reel for the decade.

 

[Gunslinger]

Honestly I want his twitter gone. I miss the videos bros.

I mostly agree, but Chris making his twitter private and not realizing no one could read his posts, then tweeting into the void for 6th months was pretty amusing. The Bronies blocking him and subsequent tantrum he threw was entertaining as well.

Oh yeah, and if you want to get an idea of what the decade has done to him look at the side by side

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Now try to imagine what he'll look like in 2030.

Jesus. It's like his face is melting and sloughing off. He looks like he's aged 20 years instead of 10.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So here is what I can remember of Chris-Chan 2010-2020, in no particular order:


Beginning of the Tomgirl saga
Bob's death
Self inflicted taint wound (The Un-Clit)
House Fire
Hedgehog Defense Mode
Pepper spraying GameStop employees (Don't call anybody!)
Dimensional Merge
Chin growth
The Idea guys
He finally put his Duck in some China (Hooker)
Delusions of Omipotence
Barb somehow still alive (Disputed)

Probably missed a couple of things, but I'm pretty sure that's the highlight reel for the decade.

Licking dicks off walls
Proudly Announces Bisexuality
Gropes and Kisses Men At TMG
Grabs The Attention Of A Chaser, the only person who has ever shown interest.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

This Decade was simply Bittersweet, we got some nice Content, but at what cost?

For him to fall off the deep end and become the puppet of a man who can push his own broken mentality and become the puppet of another man who pushed him to do whatever he says.

Its broken and ruined some things, and plus Barb is sitting around and might as well be stuffed in sawdust, hes locked in a downward spiral of being manipulated, the merge, and hosting Barb as a last ditch effort to comfort himself over the rising debt and harshness that the world is coming in on him.

Does he earn it? Kinda if you ask some, no if you ask others. For me, I don't see much hopeful, but I am a little hopeful. What can we say about the next Decade, who knows.

For all we know, Chris could die this year, or he could go on to create the greatest Saga around, we aren't sure.

 

[Pitere pit]

I member lurking on the farms when Chris cut his taint to grow his china, at this moment I realized that he was too far gone.
I don't follow him as much I used to do, it became too depressing. A manchild with obvious mental problems far more than his autism destroying himself.
This decade was the final nail on the coffin, the 20s will be worse for him . Maybe something interesting will happen to him as Barb dies, perhaps he will give us new juicy content or not, as the internet providers cut the cord on him as he become homeless.
Whatever happens, I have the hope that someday he will be taken into a group home. If you think Chris is crazy right now, watch what happens when his mom dies. Remember, the ride never ends.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Everything got really sad after Bob died. RIP Lumberjack.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I just wish he’d make videos again when something annoys him and not type like Yoda having a stroke on Twitter.

 

[The handsome tard]

I will be brutally honest, Chris is just getting boring to watch. Its both a mixture of his tweets not comparing to videos, it doesnt help most of his enablers being there just remove his need to MAKE videos, and the fact that we are living in CLOWN world is just making Chris weirdness just feel average and part for the course nowdays...which speaks volumes as to where are headed as a society, I suppose...

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Chins growth

FTFY

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

3,652 days of shitting himself and doing nothing.

 

[JacksonHeights]

2010s was the worst decade for our lolcow, chris chan. Not only did the internet lumberjack die, but he also became extremely paranoid and transexual. My bet is chris chan wont see the end of the 2020s due to the mounting mental issues he has, the debts he owes, the fact he is a fucking 40 year old manbaby and that snorlax is nearing the end of her life.

I will be brutally honest, Chris is just getting boring to watch. Its both a mixture of his tweets not comparing to videos, it doesnt help most of his enablers being there just remove his need to MAKE videos, and the fact that we are living in CLOWN world is just making Chris weirdness just feel average and part for the course nowdays...which speaks volumes as to where are headed as a society, I suppose...

this tbh, combined with the fact that he cannot be helped, chris's life is just boring and depressing

 

[Kuruminha]

Chris isn't an overlooked treasure that should not be ignored or overlooked any longer.

- ma ladieees.