Chris and the 2010s

The handsome tard said:
I will be brutally honest, Chris is just getting boring to watch. Its both a mixture of his tweets not comparing to videos, it doesnt help most of his enablers being there just remove his need to MAKE videos, and the fact that we are living in CLOWN world is just making Chris weirdness just feel average and part for the course nowdays...which speaks volumes as to where are headed as a society, I suppose...
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Eh the cool thing about Chris is when there is an update it’s a big one. I follow other cows sure, but tbh it’s a lot of the same shit day in and day out. Now Chris has been that way for the most part too, but what makes him unique is that when he does have a meltdown it’s kinda intense or if he does an interview we get really interesting shit.

I just fucking hate the Pony Cards for the most part and the fact he won’t make any videos anymore. If he made videos instead of cards I’d probably hold my interest, but even I’m kinda bored now and I e been following him since 2009 and tend to hold on to shit I find funny longer than most people do.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Eh the cool thing about Chris is when there is an update it’s a big one. I follow other cows sure, but tbh it’s a lot of the same shit day in and day out. Now Chris has been that way for the most part too, but what makes him unique is that when he does have a meltdown it’s kinda intense or if he does an interview we get really interesting shit.

I just fucking hate the Pony Cards for the most part and the fact he won’t make any videos anymore. If he made videos instead of cards I’d probably hold my interest, but even I’m kinda bored now and I e been following him since 2009 and tend to hold on to shit I find funny longer than most people do.
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If twitter becomes useless to Chris (all users followed by Chris blocked him), maybe miracles can happen
 
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A Weddell Seal said:
I just hope that Chris gets the help that he needs. ☹
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There is absolutely no chance of that ever happening at this point. The best outcome for him in this new decade is to fall down a flight of stairs, and hit his head hard enough to fall in a brief coma. Just long enough to forever snap out of all the Transgirl and Dimensional Merge shit, and then have one more go at a part-time Wendy's Job, showing that he can hold it down long enough to make decent money, slowly rising out of the pit he made for himself, proving to us all on the internet that HE CAN survive, maybe even find a dorky fat sweetheart for himself.

Basically unless something shocks him or fucks him up enough to flip a switch in his brain, the 2020s are guaranteed to be the 2010s on steroids. A continuation and further degradation of things that have already been set in motion.

Maybe people have suggested that Barb dying will be this very thing to make a burst of reality come into him, it very well might be, but I don't really know enough or even really care enough about his current state of mind to really tell WTF his reaction will even be. I just think he's fucked/dead man walking ETC.
 
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When all Chris has to say about his most recent therapist - I think? - is prattling on about how amazed they were when Chris telekinetically moved something by wobbling his hand around a lot (and even doing a drawing showing their astounded expression as Chris showed off his third eye), then I think that we can safely say that he just completely disregards everything that they say to him and puts his own solipsistic spin on it. As ever, Chris isn't looking for genuine help from therapists. He's looking for awed affirmation of how wonderful he is: and, when he doesn't get it, he just makes it up.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
When all Chris has to say about his most recent therapist - I think? - is prattling on about how amazed they were when Chris telekinetically moved something by wobbling his hand around a lot (and even doing a drawing showing their astounded expression as Chris showed off his third eye), then I think that we can safely say that he just completely disregards everything that they say to him and puts his own solipsistic spin on it. As ever, Chris isn't looking for genuine help from therapists. He's looking for awed affirmation of how wonderful he is: and, when he doesn't get it, he just makes it up.
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Chris is disassociated from reality itself. You can't help him because he wouldn't listen to you anyways and even if he did he wouldn't do shit because of "all teh sthress" Like a few users said before me, chris isn't interesting. There are no more "sagas" to chris, the only saga waiting for him is when snorlax dies and he goes butt fuck insane
 
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If he is so detached from reality and cannot possibly hold down a job, what's going to happen when he gets put on the street after Barb dies? Get run over by a train like our poor Prophet, or will he get violent and get committed?
 
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If he is so detached from reality and cannot possibly hold down a job, what's going to happen when he gets put on the street after Barb dies? Get run over by a train like our poor Prophet, or will he get violent and get committed?
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either the fans will help him out (not likely) or some poor family member will take him in and spend their money on paying his debts legos or he might just stay in 14 BC in a fetal position shitting himself until a government worker comes to collect his debts
 
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ballslols said:
either the fans will help him out (not likely) or some poor family member will take him in and spend their money on paying his debts legos or he might just stay in 14 BC in a fetal position shitting himself until a government worker comes to collect his debts
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Most likely he'll stay in his house till he gets kicked out, then he'll be on the streets. His family ain't taking him in thanks to barb, and his "fans" are little better than weens or remorse trolls. He's so set in his delusions that common sense is seen as trolling to him, thus he's going to ignore every attempt of help unless it's money. That's all he wants; money so he can buy toys.
 
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Has Chris got any cons lined up outside of BABScon? Preferably non-horsefucker themed ones?

Can’t wait for the dregs of the fandom to die off so he can get invested in something else. I’d like to see him at ComicCon or some other big name convention while he can still afford it.

After Barb croaks we’ll be seeing less public appearances, if any at all. If we do it’ll be candid ones of him sleeping under a bench. Expect local w33ns to try and interview him in exchange for value McChickens.
 
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Most likely he'll stay in his house till he gets kicked out, then he'll be on the streets. His family ain't taking him in thanks to barb, and his "fans" are little better than I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or remorse trolls. He's so set in his delusions that common sense is seen as trolling to him, thus he's going to ignore every attempt of help unless it's money. That's all he wants; money so he can buy toys.
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Yep, he tards out when people who are not trolling him are telling him common sense shit like "Get a job, Chris." and other stuff like when he accused the firefighters who saved his hoard of a house from burning down completely of stealing some reprint painting (pretty fucking low to accuse first responders of theft) can you imagine him suddenly changing now that his mommy died?
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Has Chris got any cons lined up outside of BABScon? Preferably non-horsefucker themed ones?

Can’t wait for the dregs of the fandom to die off so he can get invested in something else. I’d like to see him at ComicCon or some other big name convention while he can still afford it.

After Barb croaks we’ll be seeing less public appearances, if any at all. If we do it’ll be candid ones of him sleeping under a bench. Expect local I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT MEs to try and interview him in exchange for value McChickens.
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>while he can still afford it
he begs for money, i dont think even chris would fathom going to a big name con like comic-con but you never know, chris has done unbelievable things before. On the topic of comic con, I think he attended an anime con in the early 2000s where he handed out sonichu issue #0.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
I’d like to see him at ComicCon or some other big name convention.
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He attended MagFest a couple years back which held a panel about him, attended an anime con around the mid-2000s and last year (I think?) went to TMG where he decided to get all handsy with attendees to the point that security booted him out.
 
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