Lovequest Chris and the Hooker

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What always has made me doubt about the validity of the hooker's story is how Chris finally losing his virginity should have been the most mportant event of his entire life,.
Based on previous experiences with things causing deep impacts on Chris's life, one would expect him to have talked and bragged nonstop about finally having sex, and yet he quickly forgot about the entire issue, and never again talked about it.

It just makes no sense.
It didn't actually impress anybody, or cause the trolls to leave him alone, or make him a friend, or find him a sweetheart, or fill his horribly empty life with sudden meaning, or perhaps even give him more transient sexual pleasure than he gets jerking off. It's not surprising that he hasn't gone on about it since.
 
What always has made me doubt about the validity of the hooker's story is how Chris finally losing his virginity should have been the most mportant event of his entire life,.
Based on previous experiences with things causing deep impacts on Chris's life, one would expect him to have talked and bragged nonstop about finally having sex, and yet he quickly forgot about the entire issue, and never again talked about it.

It just makes no sense.

My guess is that Chris found the whole experience to be disappointing.
 
It has also been confirmed by field agents.
I am now picturing Skyraider and Marvin, both wearing Pickle-Camouflage-Suits, helmets with twigs and grass attached to them behind a bush looking through binoculars talking into an ancient backpack-radio...
"Visual confirmation, the duck has reached the pond - repeat: THE DUCK HAS REACHED THE POND! Chris just went into the motel!"

It didn't actually impress anybody, or cause the trolls to leave him alone, or make him a friend, or find him a sweetheart, or fill his horribly empty life with sudden meaning, or perhaps even give him more transient sexual pleasure than he gets jerking off. It's not surprising that he hasn't gone on about it since.
My guess is that Chris found the whole experience to be disappointing.
Well, with the unrealistic expectations concerning both the impact on his life and the actual pleasure it would give him it's no wonder he was disappointed.
He was still feeling fuzzy wuzzies from unlocking the life trophy, but it wasn't this huge monumental moment of perfection that Chris was expecting it to be.
 
What always has made me doubt about the validity of the hooker's story is how Chris finally losing his virginity should have been the most mportant event of his entire life,.
Based on previous experiences with things causing deep impacts on Chris's life, one would expect him to have talked and bragged nonstop about finally having sex, and yet he quickly forgot about the entire issue, and never again talked about it.

It just makes no sense.
Brag to who?
 
You know, the title of this thread reminds me of an Avenged Sevenfold song, "Harlot and the Beast". Feel free to look it up on your own, I'll spare you from having to see a link to it.
 
What always has made me doubt about the validity of the hooker's story is how Chris finally losing his virginity should have been the most mportant event of his entire life,.
Based on previous experiences with things causing deep impacts on Chris's life, one would expect him to have talked and bragged nonstop about finally having sex, and yet he quickly forgot about the entire issue, and never again talked about it.

It just makes no sense.
In addition to what everybody else has said, it should be noted that Chris also tied up losing his virginity to finding his heartsweet. Obviously, that didn't happen. What happened was that Chris lost his virginity, didn't go to jail, and found himself in the same lonely place he's been in most of his life. Chris probably realized that what he wanted all along wasn't the sex, but to be loved, and that hasn't happened yet.
 
At least he went to a pro instead of someone one just looking for some rock money. A trickbaby with THAT for a sperm contribution would be a horrible thing.
Yes, yes it would.

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I will never get why some people think sex is such an ultimate big deal. Dogs do it, feral hogs do it, hummingbirds do it. It's just another bodily function. It seems to me, the lower the IQ of a person, the higher the sex interest, like some sort of weird converse operation. But in Chris's case, probably just environmental conditioning.
 
I will never get why some people think sex is such an ultimate big deal. Dogs do it, feral hogs do it, hummingbirds do it. It's just another bodily function. It seems to me, the lower the IQ of a person, the higher the sex interest, like some sort of weird converse operation. But in Chris's case, probably just environmental conditioning.
It's more of a "it's so close, yet so far..." thing for loveshies.
 
Huh, I do a google search for this image and I get radical feminist blogs against transwomen.
My observation is that a lot of anti-trans radfems don't necessarily look obviously XX-chromosomed at first glance. Which makes me wonder how much of their burning need to be chromosome police with other women is rooted in their own insecurity.
 
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