Chris and the most documented people in history.

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It's said that Chris is the most documented person in history (or at least the most documented lolcow)

Are there any other contenders for this title? Any potential runner-ups? Who would take the position of second or third most documented? Is there any way to quantify this?

If this has already been asked or is on the wrong board feel free to call me a nigger.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
probably KingCobraJFS or Cyrax

maybe ADF?
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Cyraxx's childhood is sparse. We know of his pedo rapist dad, his retard mother being burned to death. He went to a tard school in FL, then bummed a week or so with Gordon Wilkins and his wife, and went to two different highschools, one of which he was expelled from, and another one he didn't finish. Very vague, and not as filled in like Chris chan's.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
Those people who take a photograph of their face once a day for however many years, maybe?
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@Alex Hogendorp (thread here), he's made ~30k videos on YouTube, has made over ~170 accounts on various platforms, and at one point treated KF like his personal diary. If there's something happening in his life he will post about it, and has been doing so since he was 13.
 
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I never really agreed with the idea that Chris Chan was the most documented person in history. If you’re just going by pure content then twitch streamers who stream for hours a day beat him out in pure content. Even other Lolcows like cobra would beat him out.
AnsemSoD1 said:
Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
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Jesus only has a couple of books of documentation.
 
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Jobama said:
I never really agreed with the idea that Chris Chan was the most documented person in history. If you’re just going by pure content then twitch streamers who stream for hours a day beat him out in pure content. Even other Lolcows like cobra would beat him out.

Jesus only has a couple of books of documentation.
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I'd say if it has to be defined - at least for the purpose of this thread - then it should be defined by the amount of (accurate) information regarding their life.
 
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AnsemSoD1 said:
Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
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There's so much of life story missing that there have been "New Agers" who claimed that Jesus went to India during the missing years.

Meanwhile, because of the internets and a bloated ego, one can pinpoint just when the life of "Chris Chan" went to crap: sweepstakes.
 
There's a lot of documentation for DarksydePhil, if you dig deep enough.

Metaphorically speaking, it's like a giant iceberg.
 
Any of the Joseon kings of Korea; the Joseon dynasty of Korea (which ruled the country for over 500 years from the 1392 to 1897) was known for keeping meticulous records of the lives of their rulers, known as the Veritable Records of the Joseon Dynasty. For the enterity of any given King's reign they would be accompanied by various neutral historians who would document everything they said and did; once a King fell off his horse and demanded that no one allow the historians to know of his humiliation. The fall from his horse, and his subsequent command not to document it, were both recorded.
 
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Chris-Chan already has an entire subforum dedicated to him and you post about him here?
 
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