Chris as a parent/partner

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there are tomes of books written about growing up with an autistic parent or being in love with an autistic person(high functioning of course) and all of it stresses some of the issues that come up with being that close to someone with trouble in areas as important to a relationship such as empathy ect.

although the prospect of chris being in a relationship or having a kid is as improbable as chris' duck being straighter and longer, I wonder how badly he would do as a father.

Kids are another "symbol" of adulthood like losing his virginity is to chris,. i imagine he'd be dreadfully intolerant of real children and an incredibly domineering father figure, especially to a daughter. at the same time i could also see him being overly permissive. As a romantic partner, I could see chris as being a bizarre mix of insecure about losing a partner and emotionally distant at the same time, eventually becoming more and more indifferent to where his vanity assumes he can get another girlfriend.
 
Chris could barely do his own homework, how could he help his kid? If his kid, if he had one, didn't win an award...could imagine how much of a sight he'd make by projecting his own failures? Admittedly it'd probably just involve him crying.
 
A-Stump said:
Chris could barely do his own homework, how could he help his kid? If his kid, if he had one, didn't win an award...could imagine how much of a sight he'd make by projecting his own failures? Admittedly it'd probably just involve him crying.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG i didn't even think of that. do you think he'd :briefs: if the baby :briefs: and his womanslave wasn't around to change it?
 
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He cant be a parent, for he still has the mind of a child. He is selfish, stupid and lazy, his children very well could end up taking care of him before hitting puberty if they aren't autistic themselves or are taken by social services.

He cant be a partner because he is selfish stupid and lazy, no sane OR insane woman would tolerate him as he is right now. The only woman that can love him is his mother, and even she don't seem to committed to that.

I said this before and I say it again, he DO NOT need a girlfriend or daughter to be happy, he just think he do because TV teach him so. What he needs is to learn to be truly happy on his own and know himself better, get a direction in his life and become a real person, then it would not be so farfetched for him to find a significant other. :tomgirl: :pickle:
 
Satoru182 said:
I said this before and I say it again, he DO NOT need a girlfriend or daughter to be happy, he just think he do because TV teach him so.
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Why do you think this? I don't doubt for a second he's miserably lonely. Hell many neurotypicals with jobs and lives get lonely without regular social contact, and he gets none.

on topic tho yeah lawl woefully inadequate but we all knew that
 
Tubular Monkey said:
The baby would die. Not joking.
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Chris cannot be a father the way he is now. It's a responsibility he can't take. Best case scenario is for the mother to either take the baby and leave or for the child to be taken by social services.
 
rocket said:
Satoru182 said:
I said this before and I say it again, he DO NOT need a girlfriend or daughter to be happy, he just think he do because TV teach him so.
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Why do you think this? I don't doubt for a second he's miserably lonely. Hell many neurotypicals with jobs and lives get lonely without regular social contact, and he gets none.

on topic tho yeah lawl woefully inadequate but we all knew that
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We all are essentially alone in this world, but that's not the point. The point is he believes that all his problems are going to magically go away when he gets the sweetheart, but that's not truth. He is not only lonely, he is empty filling his life with lego, mlp and porn, he needs to get a purpose in life and become a real human being before even considering being in a relationship.
 
The kid would play "Gotcha nose" with Chris and eventually he'd call his child a troll for stealing his nose.
 
Watch him hold that goddamn cat. That's all you need to know.
 
He would be insanely jealous when someone bought the baby new toys and didn't get any for him. That's a guarantee.
 
If he can surpass Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin as fathers and be a better father or partner, then I'll worship him.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
Best case scenario is for the mother to either take the baby and leave or for the child to be taken by social services.
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Oh sure, put all the responsibility on the sex doll.
 
Chris has never even considered for a moment what sort of work and sacrifice raising a child would entail.
 
Chris is qualified to look after a doll and that's about it. I hardly trust him with those dogs, let alone a defenseless little baby.

Does anyone have that drawing Chris made where he's sitting on the couch, arm around his sweetheart as his daughter plays in front of them? I find that to be uniquely heart-breaking.
 
This is a "what if" because it's so out of the realm of reality concerning Chris chan
 
CatParty said:
This is a "what if" because it's so out of the realm of reality concerning Our Pet Lolcow
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What if Chris found a baby on his doorstep?
 
Tubular Monkey said:
The baby would die. Not joking.
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Yeah, thats all I have to say about Chris as a father

He has failed to take care of any living thing hes been given responsibility over. Himself included. Him as a single parent or probably even married would fail miserably.

Chris as a husband/partner has a lower chance of someone dying. I can't wrap my head around anyone who would want to take Chris on as a partner right now though. No :alog: . Chris probably isn't capable of any sort of real relationship. He brings virtually nothing to the table except for his tugboat and probably doesn't see a problem with that. His other problems aside, thats enough to disqualify him right there. No one wants that. No one. No matter how mentally disturbed or disfigured they'd be. I can't imagine anyone getting to know Chris and thinking "This is probably the best I can do. Better tie him down before someone comes along."

Matter of fact, I'd be suspicious of anyone who genuinely wanted to start a relationship with Chris at this point. The man just got finished building a lego replica of his high school filled with fictional characters sitting alongside him and his classmates, his mother teaching a lesson on Abraham Lincoln in English, and his dead father negotiating with the principal to get him friends, hauled all of this shit to mcdonald's and got his mommy/a hooker/betty white/whoever the fuck that was to film him playing with the toy set all in an attempt to get his high school friends to have a reunion.

If you're a seemingly neurotypical who read that and decided that thats the sort of person you want to have as a romantic partner with you're at a dangerous level of mental illness.

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CatParty said:
This is a "what if" because it's so out of the realm of reality concerning Our Pet Lolcow
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What if Chris found a baby on his doorstep?
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He'd make a facebook post reminding us to put all gifts inside of his mailbox and not on his lawn or doorstep.
 
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