Chris bought Duke Nukem Forever.

[The Joker]

He could have bought it to prove that he is STRAIGHT! That sounds like something he would do.

hahaha it can be one of his hetero/masculine totems

"I subscribe to uh, da Playboy magazine and own Due Nuken Forever. That proves that I am straight you homos!"

 

[CatParty]

He could have bought it to prove that he is STRAIGHT! That sounds like something he would do.

hahaha it can be one of his hetero/masculine totems

"I subscribe to uh, da Playboy magazine and own Due Nuken Forever. That proves that I am straight you homos!"

*while clutching optimus prime & staring at the sailor moon poster, but ironically in full *

 

[The Joker]

hahaha it can be one of his hetero/masculine totems

"I subscribe to uh, da Playboy magazine and own Due Nuken Forever. That proves that I am straight you homos!"

*while clutching optimus prime & staring at the sailor moon poster, but ironically in full *

And dressing as a heterosexual tomgirl.

 

[spaps]

And dressing as a heterosexual tomgirl.

That's what means.

 

[The Joker]

And dressing as a heterosexual tomgirl.

That's what means.

I know, had to add the "heterosexual" part. Should have italicized it.

 

[punchabunch]

All I will say is that its the kind of game that would appeal to him

 

[Marvin]

I'm guessing because the entire marketing strategy was "There's this super mega cool bro and also lots of tits!" Also because he probably sees it as a grown-up game.

Chris doesn't care if things are grown-up.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Just don't take, "blow it out your ass" too literally, Chris.

 

[LordCustos3]

Why does this not surprise me?

Trophies Our Pet Lolcow has attained in DNF

• 
  Full Body Tourettes
  Get knocked down 10 times
  
  Turd Burglar
  Find and steal a piece of poo
  
  I Need a Towel
  Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
  
  Drawrings
  Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP

Trophies Our Pet Lolcow has NOT attained in DNF

• 
  I Am All That Is Man
  I Need a Date
  

 

[Male]

Re: Why does this not surprise me?

Trophies Our Pet Lolcow has attained in DNF

• 
  Full Body Tourettes
  Get knocked down 10 times
  Turd Burglar
  Find and steal a piece of poo
  Drawrings
  Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP

Trophies Our Pet Lolcow has NOT attained in DNF

• 
  I Am All That Is Man
  I Need a Date
  

Of course Chris would enjoy the poo throwing feature, because that's what adult games are about...poo throwing

 

[Abhor-able]

I bought DNF too. Do I get my own thread?

 

[spaps]

I bought DNF too. Do I get my own thread?

http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=656#p20499

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: Why does this not surprise me?

Full Body Tourettes
Get knocked down 10 times

Seriously? DNF is a fairly rudimentary shooter. Getting knocked down 10 times seems insane to me. Then again I never finished the game so for all I know it gets harder.

 

[LordCustos3]

Re: Why does this not surprise me?

Full Body Tourettes
Get knocked down 10 times

Seriously? DNF is a fairly rudimentary shooter. Getting knocked down 10 times seems insane to me. Then again I never finished the game so for all I know it gets harder.

Actually, it appears that OPL is only a small way through the game, so him getting an "award" for playing Duke as a bumbling lummox with two left club feet and his shoelaces tied together when he's less than a third of the way through the game....sad.

 

[GFYS]

I must confess... I liked Duke Nukem Forever, the new Indiana Jones movie with the aliens, the first and third Transformers movies, M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender movie, and Superman Returns. Oh, and NOT ironically, either. :?

Personal taste is a funny thing like that. I think part of my liking action movies and games that were critically panned by American media is affected by me being a mixed-race immigrant, and living around other immigrants and mutts. I seemed to acquire all of the odd predilections, which surrounded me. I'm always a bit interested by Chris' personal tastes, because of his particular upbringing around two senior citizens who treated him like a retard, being stuck in a time warp, and how his odd brain interprets character and plot elements. We can only speculate, but it may still offer some kind of window into his mind.

 

[punchabunch]

I find it more notable he played Leisuire Suit Larry: Box Office Bust.

Even if you liked the non-larry LSL:Magna Cum Laude (Ill admit it does have its positives... at least the writing is funny) this game is a total travesty. There isnt much in the way of anything redeemable in it besides a throwaway line or two at the beginning and the gameplay is really shitty. Even though MCL was just a bunch of pointless minigames... at least the minigames functioned right.

 

[homerbeoulve]

CWC wants to show how bad-ass he is. -_-

News flash Chris, it's not working!

 

[Seahorses]

Remember when Chris made all those videos of himself dressing up? Like Hamburerlar, etc. I would love to see his Duke rendition.

 

[Luscinia Hafez]

I bought it on Steam but I only paid $5 for it. It was a Christmas sale. (For perspective, my stepdad bought the physical disc right when it came out.)

If you grew up playing Duke, YOU HAD A FUCKING CHILDHOOD!

GLORIA AUGUSTA!

 

[homerbeoulve]

I bought it on Steam but I only paid $5 for it. It was a Christmas sale. (For perspective, my stepdad bought the physical disc right when it came out.)

If you grew up playing Duke, YOU HAD A FUCKING CHILDHOOD!

GLORIA AUGUSTA!

Where is my Exile when I need it.