Chris-Ch­an Expression Guessing Game

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The sample photo looks like he's eyeing a potential food source or China. Maybe both.

#1. Wondering if that's a fart or a turd on the way.

#2. Going with fart...

#3. NOPE! Definitely a turd!

#4. Attempting to express what seems undying loyalty to a potential leader figure.

#5. Gary Busey impression.

#6. Mmm...hello lay-dees.
 
BillRiley said:
This is kind of an extension from another thread. As is fairly well known, Chris-Chan has trouble both recognizing and displaying facial expressions. (A problem common with da 'tism.) Here's a few vidcaps of Chris. See if you can interpret these expressions.

For example - what is Chris trying to convey with this one?

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Concentration? Uncertainty? Heart Attack? Who knows! Okay, here's a bunch more. Have at 'em!

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I'll take a shot at it. Let's see...
1) I wunder what's on dat dere radio? I could use ma daily dose of pop music
2)"Cole better come home so he ca-he can ban'age mawm's HOLEY BUTTOCKS an' I can resume am Love Quest"
3)"MAH BOI, this peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!"
4)???
5) "I got a fish, would ya like to make a wish, I gotta fish would you like to make a wish, I gotta FIIIIISSSH! Would ya like to make a wish"
6)You are an Atheis...tesk, tesk, tesk./ I am da mayor CWCVille, dere is no eleckshuns!/BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
 
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1) The "your not so tough, please Godbear don't touch me or I'll shit myself" look.

2) The "I learned how to smear makeup all over my face. Bow to my superiority" face

3) The "Condescend me? I have years of experience playing Little Big Planet 2!" face

4) The "I don't know my own genius" expression.

5) The "Naive Wonderchild."

6) The "I can be my own mother."
 
They all just make me angry. If there is one thing he's mastered, it's unwarranted arrogance. How a man who looked like a cross between Chris Farley's lunch lady and Mrs Garrett from The Facts of Life could be that smug is a mystery to me.
 
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0. OK I'll do it. But I won't swallow.

1. You can never tell whether it's JUST a fart until it's too late...

2. I believe I'll just have a salad. A Crisco salad with bacon fat dressing.

3. It's important to STAY STRAIGHT! Possibly by stroking your Twilight Sparkle against your cheek.

4. I have a zit! It's a really big one. The towel is to protect you from accidental squirts...

5. She didn't say no so it wasn't rape!! THE DUCK TAPE OVER HER MOUTH DOESN'T COUNT!!!

6. Experienced for Her Pleasure. Or His pleasure. Hmmm yeah, I mean Her Pleasure.
 
  1. "Buh"
  2. "Buh"
  3. "Buh"
  4. "Good thing they can't see my autism from behind this mask"
  5. "Buh"
  6. "Buh"
 
My favorite Chris expressions come from videos where he's trying to come off as "himself" but at the same time he's trying to do something he's definitely not used to (or good at). For example: "Tell em... Kaka sent you" that "flirty" look he tries to pull off kills me every time. Or those photos where he's trying to be sexy in like... a thong? And he's just looking constipated or stressed. Pretty much any time Chris is trying to be cute or sexy just makes everything amusing.
 
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