Chris-Ch­an Expression Guessing Game

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The last picture always distracts me. Its like he's a copy of Barb and that he picked up a lot of traits from her. Its disturbing. And I'm going to go what everybody here has said about that last picture before; it reeks of Oedipus Complex and Norman Bates.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Maybe it's the not-quite-closed thing that makes it strange.
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It seems closed to me, but even if it wasn't, it looks like his bottom lip is just thin, so the curve of his upper lip makes it look like he's frowning or something.
 
Whats the video of him with the towel on his head? I know that was the one where he was trying to act like an Anon trash talking himself (or something like that), but for the life of me I can't remember what it's called.
 
BillRiley said:
This is kind of an extension from another thread. As is fairly well known, Chris-Chan has trouble both recognizing and displaying facial expressions. (A problem common with da 'tism.) Here's a few vidcaps of Chris. See if you can interpret these expressions.

For example - what is Chris trying to convey with this one?

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Concentration? Uncertainty? Heart Attack? Who knows! Okay, here's a bunch more. Have at 'em!

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Sample Pic: A very horrifying attempt at seducing the viewer

1: "Mmm... I really don't think that's going to fly"
2: "I see.... Very interesting!"
3: "SCIENCE!" or maybe the lightbulb finally turned on!
 
trueandhonestfan said:
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SONICHU MAH BOI, THIS CHINA IS WHAT ALL TRUE AUTISTICS STRIVE FOR!
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You're a beautiful person and I love you.

Okay, let's give this a shot:

1 - "The fuck is this" (those earrings look totally gay btw)
2 - Trying to look smug, failing and looking gay instead.
3 - Trying to look smart, failing and looking retarded instead.
4 - Has no visible facial expression, probably looks retarded under the blue thing.
5 - ERMAHGERD
6 - Trying to look sexy, failing and looking gay and retarded instead.
 
Now let's move on to round 2 - where the points can really add up! What is Our Pet Manbaby trying to convey with these expressions? Regret? Consternation? Dull Surprise?

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All right, bring it on!

1) Lemons for vaginas, bananas for...dicks...*shudders*
2) RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *frrrrrrp* Shoot, dat was my last pair of CLEAN WHITE BRIEFS!
3) Ilubyou...Crystal...heh heh heh heh heh...
4)Hello dere boyfriend free girl, my name is Christian Weston Chandler an' yew are going to bear mah prophesized daughter Crystal Weston Chandler. I hope yew are cumfurble, because dere ain't no escape...
5)Looks kind of like he's trying to imitate one of George Carlin's facial expressions, all he needs is to cut his hair shorter and grow back his beard and he'd look like his fat autistic doppelgänger
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6) I'm sorry, wat was dat? I di'nt catch wut yew were sayin'
 
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