Chris-Ch­an Expression Guessing Game

[DeadMansHand]

1. It doesn't look like mine at all. It's bigger. And less bent...
2. Hhhnnnnngggh!!! Uuurrrrrkkkk!! Hmmm, yeah. Grrrrrrnnnnnnannnggggllll!! Once again, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
3. Here's how the maternity man bra works....
4. Ohhhh yeah!! It's definitely bigger. And less bent. Mmmmmmm, yeah.
5. Raep tiem!
6. His breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me...

For some reason, I turn half of the Chris expressions into something gay.

 

[Varis]

Now let's move on to round 2 - where the points can really add up! What is Our Pet Manbaby trying to convey with these expressions? Regret? Consternation? Dull Surprise?

1. Disgust
2. Mid-tantrum
3. "I don't know what I'm doing"
4. When I first saw this, I thought he looked mildly disappointed, but now I don't know
5. Bewilderment / "I just saw the Pain Series for the first time"
6. Feigned realization / understanding

 

[Anonimo]

1. It doesn't look like mine at all. It's bigger. And less bent...
2. Hhhnnnnngggh!!! Uuurrrrrkkkk!! Hmmm, yeah. Grrrrrrnnnnnnannnggggllll!! Once again, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
3. Here's how the maternity man bra works....
4. Ohhhh yeah!! It's definitely bigger. And less bent. Mmmmmmm, yeah.
5. Raep tiem!
6. His breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me...

For some reason, I turn half of the Chris expressions into something gay.

It isn't very hard to take whatever Chris says or does and insert homosexual subtext in statements where it isn't, especially since we know accusing him of being anything less than STRAIGHT will have him foaming at the mouth. That, and Chris has always been gay, he just won't actually "admit" that he is.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

1. Frankenstein
2. Either Old man or Pants Shittin'
3. Motherly Love, and by that I mean EWWWWWWWWW
4. Looking in the toilet bowl after use. "Goddamn, Thats a big shit!"
5. Rape is happening.
6. Rape has happend

BONUS! #3, Round 1: I just stuck this finger in my ass

 

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Moreso "captions" than "expressions," but I hope people won't mind too badly.

1) That momentary lapse where all the wires in Chris' head connect and he realizes the futility of his last few years, doing nothing but creeping on "girls" on the internet and wasting his time on children's toys and vidya. The moment is fleeting however as soon as he thinks back to his LittleBigPlanet game.

2) Chris' idea of exercise is tensing up so hard that he literally pulls the muscles in his neck, causing his jaw to "dance an airy jig."

3) "Oh, so that's how a baby comes about! That was no problem at all- just as easy as the one time Pebbles from the Flinstones had her baby! Yabba Dabba Doo, baby bear! Time to feed you lotsa spaghetti!"

4) "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the cakefarts again!"

5) "Omigawd! Mommy! The Quaker Oats canister! Dey... Dey stole my likeness! Get Rob Bell! Call in the detectives!"

6) "Just you wait... just. you. WAIT! One of these days, I'm going to the dockside bar! And I'm gonna pick up a red hot mama! We'll have sex; I will give the birth... we will give... the birth... and... hm... You just don't understand! This is going to happen! *smug fart* "

 

[Picklechu]

Now let's move on to round 2 - where the points can really add up! What is Our Pet Manbaby trying to convey with these expressions? Regret? Consternation? Dull Surprise?

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1. Dumb
2. Poop
3. Hunger
4. Rape
5. Superiority
6. "Oh, dat... date dere is a- is a pickle."

 

[trueandhonestfan]

The TRUE and HONEST reaction my mom had when I told her that Sonichu: the Movie "is zappin' to a theater near you this summer".

 

[Mogambo]

"It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose."

Alternatively, for our Israeli Christorians, Dana International's disapproving safta.

What am I sitting in? Feels warm...

Just as planned. Lamest supervillain ever! He'll just age us all to fifty. And/or banish us to the Phantom Zone.

Eureka! Now if only he could figure out what "eureka" actually means...

Chris during his stay at Abu Ghraib.

Beat it! No... it looks for all the world like his dick got stuck in a vacuum cleaner that's just out of the frame. Or he's shoving another Sonichu medallion up his anus. Either way, it looks painful.

Looks like the classic neckbeard look is coming back into style this summer. That or some sort of sex offender...

 

[sparklemilhouse]

==original post==


Example: I'm late for my hair appointment! I must drive 90 down the freeway!

1. Was that a poo or a fart?

2. I'm thiiiinnking of a number...

3. Diet dr pepper has as much pepper taste than regular dr pepper!

4. I like to pretend strippers throw their clothes at me.

5. It's seinor discount day at the thrift store?!

6. Can you believe the lady at LensCrafters tried to talk me out of these?

(Second post)

1. Social studies teacher who can't control his class.
2. "Ooogabooga!"
3. "I'm sorry I thew you across the room!"
4. Hemmroids
5. "There was a black man at the door!"
6. "I lost my dentures!"

 

[Ariel]

The caption for the first photo is 'Glamour nana goes to the supermarket'

1. Perplexed - doing it wrong
2. Confusion and Sadness - doing it wrong
3. Outrage and Sadness - doing it wrong
4. Autism Attack - doing it correctly
5. Anger - doing it completely wrong
6. Lust/there has been a rape

 

[deeman]

#1

"Potato"

#3

 

[Ryan Rash]

1. Shitting himself.

2. Shitting himself.

3. Shitting himself.

4. Doing nothing.

5. Shitting himself happily.

6. Shitting himself.

 

[milkshark]

"Mmm, yeah. Dis Tomgirl look is sexay. Can't wait to get swarmed by da ladies at Fashion Square."

"Do I like ducks or china?"

"I would say that the Love Quest is going swimmingly, will find a sweetheart posthaste."

"Listen up, boys and girls! Don't do anything I would do on the internet!"

"I am a coat rack."

"Thanks to Sonichu I have everything I've ever wanted! I love you (insert troll name here)!!!!"

"I think it's time to break up. Hmm, yeah. I got a new girlfriend who has a strap on."

"You mean I'm NOT going to be rich and famous??!! YOU TROLL!!!"

In this photo we see Christian acting out the evolution of ape to man.

"Hmm, I will name you Crystal, after the illustrious metal. You will head my army against the world."

"AHH!! I shit myself wearing my sexy new denim skirt!"

"I'm working on burning this house down right now!"

"You CWCki forum members, silently staring at computer screens, you're more autistic than ME!!"

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

motherly instinct

Kitty piddling, and undiagnosed mental illness

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Chris during his stay at Abu Ghraib.

Not sure why, but I lost it when I first read this post.

As for the pictures:
Lot 1:
Sample--About to crash, might as well look like a wreck.
1. "You make my life stressful, you trolls! Now I have to play 7 more hours of video games to calm myself down."
2. "Don't know what to do. FAKE IT!"
3. I'll point upward and look blankly at the camera to inspire fear in my adversaries. That'll show 'em!"
4. "This'll do."
6. "FIRSTLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME"

Lot 2:
1. "What was I talking about?"
2. "Oh no, not now! Mom just told me she wouldn't help clean these!"
3. "My dearest God-given, prophesied daughter Crystal sure requires a lot of attention...SWEETIE!"
4. "Ugh...more DCB."
5. "Who would ignore us and why?!"
6. Dead but confused fish.

 

[Le Bateleur]

1/ If this it's 2% milk, what's the other 98%?
2/ If The Asylum made an Incredible Hulk movie starring Steve Carrell
3/ Audition for the role of Lenny in ' One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'
4/ Krusty the Klown hairstyle growth tutorial, week 2
5/ This crack is really moreish
6/ Flatulent euphoria

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Now let's move on to round 2 - where the points can really add up! What is Our Pet Manbaby trying to convey with these expressions? Regret? Consternation? Dull Surprise?

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Here goes my "snarky" comments:

1. "Da fuq izzat?"
2. A still from Chris's unreleased "Avengers Audition" video. Unfortunately, he was auditioning to be Captain America.
3. Proof that Chris is a closet furry.
4. "Godzilla ain't got shit on this."
5. The look on his face when his mom finally said "Ah hate you, now wrap mah azz."
6. That's a look that says "O sweet sweet death, take me away." More so when you imagine Chris as death.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

1) curse-ye-ha-me-ha!
2) I'm da monkey mon!
3) proud mother
4) looking at the victim he knocked out with chloroform and dragged into his room
5) bad PvtRichardCranium impersonation
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[Pikonic]

Now let's move on to round 2 - where the points can really add up! What is Our Pet Manbaby trying to convey with these expressions? Regret? Consternation? Dull Surprise?

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Ok, game time.

1.) Confusion. Chris has said something that his mind fully understands but others have not. He is confused and frustrated that he has to explain this.

2) Intimidation. Chris is trying to scare trolls. He failed, but he tried.

3) False happiness/Regret. Chris is acting happy that he has a child to nurse and take care of. This happiness is fake because he knows it isn't real. He regrets that he doesn't have a real child by now.

4) I got nothing, I don't know this source material. I'm assuming he was going for sexy tomgirl and intimidating at the same time.

5) Total shock. He can't comprehend why nobody in his family wants anything to do with his mother (which includes him.)

6) You know the symbol of comedy and tragedy as masks thingy?

It looks like he's trying to combine these two, he has the eyes of comedy but the mouth of tragedy. I'm calling this "failed intimidation" again.

 

[BillRiley]

Okay, having read everyone's responses, I can see that I'm playing out of my league here. You guys are way too sharp for the softballs I've been pitching. So I'm going to step up my game, get back on the playing field and mix a bunch more sports metaphors even though they don't really apply in this case anyway. I guess what I'm trying to say is - it's time for round #3! Or, as I like to call it, the "WTF" round. (As in: "What the fuck are you trying to convey with that bizarre expression, Chris?")

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