Chris-Ch­an Expression Guessing Game

[KatsuKitty]

1.

Chris is examining me after I wake up from being drugged. I'm either about to be raped or I'm about to become the middle part of the Human Centipede.

2.

Chris is calmly trying to explain to me at a McDonald's why we're just not working out. I kindly remind him that we've known each other for about ten seconds, and by the look of that chin, he's the one who's not working out.

3.

Chris has just finished the same journey as that astronaut from the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Instead of ending up in that fancy bedroom, he ends up in Barb's bathroom watching an aged version of himself struggle out a shit.

4.

Chris is smugly explaining to a TV audience why he thought wearing the Windows logo was a good idea.

5.

Chris is in a horror movie and is approached by one of those villains that are only shown from its perspective until it attacks. Later in the movie, the villain is revealed to be a bar of soap.

6.

Same as above, but after he believed a troll's advice that wearing red polo shirts would fend it off.

 

[deeman]

 

[Pally]

1.

"What's wrong with it?"
Chris seems to be staring at the camera here, trying to puzzle out something.

2.

"What do you want?"
Here he looks a bit annoyed. Maybe somebody pestered him to get a bath?

3.

This is a creepy downwards stare. You got me here.

4.

"My heart Rate is 100%!"
This is Chris being happy.

5.

Chris, being caught playing with a bent duck by someone.

6.

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I think he is trying to look smart here, explaining something obvious to his audience.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I've seen less disturbing autopsy photos. Also, your beard is crooked, stupid.

 

[theobservdr]

I like how his pair of glasses is tied around his neck, makes me wonder if Chris had a habit of losing his glasses.

no it is that he wears them as he got them on the cheap. But the thing is no one under the age of 60 would wear anything like that, My grandmother is almost 90, she wears glasses but nothing like that.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

This is actually about as close to a "normal" photo of Chris as you're going to get. I'd say.....he's thoughtful in a horrifically naive kind of way.

.....And then it's completely undermined by the plethora of photos like this. Abject terror on both his part and ours. Don't frighten Chris, for all of our sakes.

 

[Chikinballs]

1) he is masturbating to the genitals of a dead skunk
2) a very smug "no, i d...i dint....hm....who sharted?"
3) waiting to see if that 80 year old mexican lady is gonna pick up that half eaten mcnugget she just dropped, fingers crossed
4) just saw his ebay hit 15k
5) just saw his ebay banned
6) BAN LIFTED, IMMEDIATELY FUCKING REPOST!

 

[PopOfColor]

My gal pals are not real friends??!!

 

[Muncie Anderson]

"Whaddya mean you di'int like dat picture I drew, Megan?!"

 

[Very Honest Content]

: Get over here boy, it's spooning time!

 

[IwegalBadnik]

1.

"Looks like I need to run you over again Michael, you seem to be regaining consciousness..."

2.

"Oh no, the B-Manajerk is headed this way! He probably wants my LEGOs!"

3.

"Da ladies don't know 'bout my chin fuzz!"
4.

"I must look dumb enough to not be clearly psychotic."
5.

Chris, upon noticing the Barb is about to make his room a drive-thru...
6.

"Should've worn those butt garments the dang, dirty trolls sent me."

 

[generalmeldor]

Okay, having read everyone's responses, I can see that I'm playing out of my league here. You guys are way too sharp for the softballs I've been pitching. So I'm going to step up my game, get back on the playing field and mix a bunch more sports metaphors even though they don't really apply in this case anyway. I guess what I'm trying to say is - it's time for round #3! Or, as I like to call it, the "WTF" round. (As in: "What the fuck are you trying to convey with that bizarre expression, Chris?")

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5.

1. Genuine curiosity, he probably saw a bug and wanted to interact with it, because bugs cannot possibly be a dang dirty troll.

5. Genuine first reaction to seeing a plate of steamed vegetables or a similar type of healthy food (which I can say would be my first reaction too).

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

1. Genuine curiosity, he probably saw a bug and wanted to interact with it, because bugs cannot possibly be a dang dirty troll.

I wouldn't be so sure there. No doubt the insect damage to BC before it burned down was quite severe.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

no it is that he wears them as he got them on the cheap. But the thing is no one under the age of 60 would wear anything like that, My grandmother is almost 90, she wears glasses but nothing like that.

I noticed in an old pic, barb wore her glasses the same way in the early 1990s. So that's where he got it from.

1. I watch the house while the master is away
2. 1980s yearbook pic hair
3. MySpace
4. Steve Carell impression
5. My autism causes me to space out sometimes boo hoo
6. Slo mo face punch

 

[Jaimas]

This is kind of an extension from another thread. As is fairly well known, Chris-Chan has trouble both recognizing and displaying facial expressions. (A problem common with da 'tism.) Here's a few vidcaps of Chris. See if you can interpret these expressions.

For example - what is Chris trying to convey with this one?

Concentration? Uncertainty? Heart Attack? Who knows! Okay, here's a bunch more. Have at 'em!

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1. "I think that cigarette lighter is edible."
2. "Did I remember to use Pert Plus?"
3. "It took me this many fingers to prepare myself for fucking myself with a Sonichu Medallion."
4. "This is not my hat."
5. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WE LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON?!"
6. "With these glasses, I'll achieve the Rapist Pedophile look that drives all the girls wild."

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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[Some JERK]

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[MY 405]

You know, if we could CHOOSE the 8x10 photo we want autographed from the True and Honest archive of images over the years, I might actually rethink that autographed photo thing...

 

[EI 903]

You know, if we could CHOOSE the 8x10 photo we want autographed from the True and Honest archive of images over the the years, I might actually rethink that autographed photo thing...

Did you try asking? Chris likes money, and may not care what picture you want, as long as you link to it so that he doesn't have to expend effort.

 

[MY 405]

Did you try asking? Chris likes money, and may not care what picture you want, as long as you link to it so that he doesn't have to expend effort.

Eeeek.