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BillRiley

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Lego sales skyrocket as sales of girls’ toy line outpaces production

By Agence France-Presse
Thursday, February 21, 2013 10:51 EST

Toy maker Lego said on Thursday that net profit jumped 35 percent in 2012 on sales rising 25 percent, as demand for a controversial girls’ range outstripped production capacity.

The unlisted Danish company posted a net profit of 5.61 billion kroner (752 million euros or $992 million) on revenue that was up 25 percent to 23.4 billion kroner, driven in part by its new line Lego Friends aimed at girls between the ages of five and nine.

“During its first year on the market, the product line has proved a huge success, and in spite of a considerable increase of production capacity on this particular line during the year, the very strong demand could not fully be met,” the company said in a statement.

The Friends collection has come under fire from feminists who accuse Lego of promoting gender stereotyping. Plastic dolls known as Ladyfigs come with long hair, beauty salons and riding camps.

The company, the world’s fourth-biggest player in a traditional toy market dominated by Mattel said that sales were particularly strong in North America and in Asia, where it’s still a relatively small player.

The company attributed much of the North American gains to a surprising demographic, single adult men between 18-34 years old. One such customer cited by the company is Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia.

A 31 year old self-described "high-functioning autistic artist," Mr. Chandler admits to spending much of his income on Legos.

"Among the better things you should definitely try before despising is some toys of those of your opposite gender. Like, for example, if you are a young gentleman like me, I recommend buying yourself some Lego Friends, such as Olivia's House, Stephanie's Bakery and such." said Mr. Chandler in an interview at a local McDonald's restaurant.

The gains came in spite of a decline in the value of the global market for Lego’s products. Southern European markets shrank “considerably” while all Asian countries except Japan expanded, it said.

The family-owned company founded in 1934, based in the western Danish town of Billund, has seen several years of strong growth after a deep crisis in 2003-2004, since when it has been rapidly expanding its factories in the Czech Republic and Mexico.

In 2012, Lego said it had an average of 10,400 fulltime employees, which was an increase of more than 1,000 from a year earlier.

“Based on the Lego Group’s good momentum at the end of 2012, continued sales growth is expected in 2013,” it said.

“However, the economic challenges in many European and North American markets are expected to result in lower growth rates for the company than achieved in recent years,” it added.
 
Moving this to General because it really has nothing to do with Chris. I read the entire thing and I don't even see the joke.
 
renomakicwc said:
I call bull.
Yup,
My would they go to McDonald's to get an interview about lego friends toys?
Surely they'd go to a lego store
 
In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless saga - followed by the mental health program/halfway house saga followed by the r-tard Transitional Age Youth saga - it was my only ticket to ever get a place of my own again to masterbate and play vidya. This I imagine -is the norm for young adults who are fucked up or struggling with little resources - but not anywhere as out of touch with reality as Chris's case - someone who is fully functional - but with mood swings and slightly impaired judgement - but if you had a conversation with them you would probably never know it - that is most people. Chris is a special case. His severe mental illness circumvented any of the above unwanted consequences-combined with unique parents that worked him in as a third party adult financially independent/dependent fixture of the household- old and keeping him around as possibly useful in their old age. Believe me- I would have loved not being a homeless hep c exposed drunk in the city- punched out and beaten in an ally lying in a pool of my own blood left for dead -being exposed to the darkest sides of humanity -watching everything around me decay. I would have loved more than anything to have never left my room and to have continued my childhood - living in my families suburban home - but instead I went through hell -nearly killing myself in the process time and time again - taking further and further damage each day throughout the decade with every hardship along the way. I am very familiar with the system - the system in Chris's unique situation has escaped -happily playing Animal Crossing at the same time I was taking the candy bar and getting my asshole ripped apart raw. So my question is. Will the internet celebrity of Chris somehow circumvent him again from any of the above - I have hunch it will. Let's say things get real bad and Chris is faced to leave or go with some program - what will happen with what he cherishes most in life - 25 metric tons of lego shit. Will there be a storage wars saga? Will he successfully cling on to it all some how? Will 14bc stay or go. Or will Chris have to go through what I did - or perhaps circumvent some of the torture - go into a home - get zombied out on meds - lose the last part of his soul, what little that is left and simply just adapt to a mentally ill group home just staring at the wall and waiting to be fed? In the wake of Barbs death - will trolls and vandals decend upon 14bc like ring wraiths to scoop up the precious? Will it all go to hell - will Chris dissapear radial silent from the internet forever. Or will he somehow achieve success, fame and riches beyong his wildest dreams and troll us hard in the end. What dreams may come. In beautiful dreams.
 
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