Chris chan 07/28/22 court date speculation thread - The day of reckoning is here. Do you think they will give him time served because barb is old? Do you think there will be another freak-out? Do you think nothing of note will happen and this thread will be a big waste of time?

I want the trial to happen already. My mom asks me for updates on Chris everytime she hears the name "Chris," "Sonic," or "My Little Pony."

Then she gets upset he was ever arrested in the first place.
My mom is one of those moms that views autists as forever babies who can't understand right from wrong, so they should never be held in jail or prison, but supports Tard Group Homes.
 
I want the trial to happen already. My mom asks me for updates on Chris everytime she hears the name "Chris," "Sonic," or "My Little Pony."

Then she gets upset he was ever arrested in the first place.
My mom is one of those moms that views autists as forever babies who can't understand right from wrong, so they should never be held in jail or prison, but supports Tard Group Homes.
I don't need to tell you this, but your mom is the problem with society. I say that lovingly, of course.
 
Plea of insanity, lawyer coerces him to declare himself GodbearJesus in front the jury, is remanded to a lockdown group home's custody, dies there of old age.
 
Ladies and gentlemen and honest-to-god lesbians of this noble Grand Jury, exhibit A: *Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 1 begins to play*
 
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