Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Chris was also heavily manipulated into pushing on. Like Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid Chris but the people who had his ear told him if he didn't respond to Liquid he could lose the copyright to Sonichu.
I’ve only learned about this kind of stuff recently, and it’s made me reevaluate my view of Chris and his situation quite a bit. It’s one thing if the idiot does stupid things because he’s stupid. It’s another if the idiot is told to do stupid stuff by people who know better.
 
At one point I think I felt bad for Chris, maybe around when Bob died. Then I realized he's an unfeeling wall of delusion and narcissism and that he has had so many chances and handouts and squandered them all due to aforementioned delusion and narcissism. His father died and one of his biggest wishes was for Chris to keep and cherish his collections, and Chris just sells off his shit. The only thing Bob might have given a mild shit about is the C64 because he would mess on it with Chris, and Chris only cares about that because of his weird autistic fixations and delusions.
 
I’ve only learned about this kind of stuff recently, and it’s made me reevaluate my view of Chris and his situation quite a bit. It’s one thing if the idiot does stupid things because he’s stupid. It’s another if the idiot is told to do stupid stuff by people who know better.
Most of Chris-chan's history (post-internet fame) can be explained by him being gullible enough to do stupid stuff told to him by people who know better.

Edit: This gullibility does not negate the delusion and narcissism detailed by @AmbiTron, which I completely agree with as well.

Ultimately Chris is extremely gullible, yet he has delusions of grandeur and it all kind of melds together into the one holy autist Sonichu, whom I hope will be able to return to C-197 very soon because he's kind of a prick and I'm really sick of hearing him talking about "Mama".
 
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I'm really late to this. I found out that the latest episode was uploaded a few weeks ago. I was very surprised by the police dispatch and not surprised that people calling in to the jail were asking for Chris. I thought Barb was neglectful parent, but Chris is way worse (it's laughable that he too wants to have a kid). Did Chris even call Barb to tell her to get ready to leave?

My understanding is he left barb in the food court and never told her what happened. She hitched a ride home with the police which I always found odd as Barb hates the police. The Store staff knew Chris by his full legal name, very possible they knew his mother and they pointed her out to the PD, possibly the PD explained they needed to talk to her about an incident involving some pepper spray and offered her that free ride home and mentioned they needed a chat with her man-child, son. The incident was bad but at least Chris and Barb didn't fight with the police this time around.
 
My understanding is he left barb in the food court and never told her what happened. She hitched a ride home with the police which I always found odd as Barb hates the police. The Store staff knew Chris by his full legal name, very possible they knew his mother and they pointed her out to the PD, possibly the PD explained they needed to talk to her about an incident involving some pepper spray and offered her that free ride home and mentioned they needed a chat with her man-child, son. The incident was bad but at least Chris and Barb didn't fight with the police this time around.

Still, though, just when I thought Chris couldn't be more of an irresponsible asshole, he leaves his own mother behind because of his shenanigans.
 
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For me, I decided Chris was objectively a bad person when he tried to rape "Kacey" nothing suprised me after that.
I wasn't surprised. He tried exactly that with Megan. She told him multiple times, that she wasn't interested in him, but he still tried to win that contest "to stay in a hotel with my sweet Megan and have our first time". Creepy. And still I see some people saying, that "Chris only wanted love, but the trolls used him".
 
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I wasn't surprised. He tried exactly that with Megan. She told him multiple times, that she wasn't interested in him, but he still tried to win that contest "to stay in a hotel with my sweet Megan and have our first time". Creepy. And still I see some people saying, that "Chris only wanted love, but the trolls used him".
I think it's because they tend to overlook the legitimately awful things he's done or try to pin those aspects of his life onto the trolls. Sure they took a toll on Chris and some of them, mostly BlueSpike and the idea guys, took it too far for sure. But Chris was always a socially awkward fool who wanted to reproduce and acted creepy to literally every woman he's been around, be it Kacey or even Barb.
 
I think it's because they tend to overlook the legitimately awful things he's done or try to pin those aspects of his life onto the trolls. Sure they took a toll on Chris and some of them, mostly BlueSpike and the idea guys, took it too far for sure. But Chris was always a socially awkward fool who wanted to reproduce and acted creepy to literally every woman he's been around, be it Kacey or even Barb.
You know, Chris may be the protoincel, 'cause he openly used their rhetoric even before they existed. Like "all the good girls are taken by some jerks" or like when he wanted 10 out of 10 virgin, who would do anything for him. He also trooned out like many of them do. Just proves how self-destructive this entitled worldview is.
Also, I admit I was like those people at some point, but only because I watched Down the Rabbit hole, which is not very good entry point for the Christory. It represents everything as "SA found some autist and then 4 chan started fucking with him, it broke him so hard, that he killed his enemies in his comic and went full trans". This is not even half-truth.

wait what??? when was that, I never knew chris went full sexual maniac.
During Liquid Chris saga he actively tried to get her into his home, while pretending to be Liquid Chris. I also remember how his excuse for SheCameForCWC.jpg in his mail with Megan was "it is good that I made it, because I could do something bad, while acting on my hormones". I doubt he would do something though, he is coward IRL.
 
wait what??? when was that, I never knew chris went full sexual maniac.

Its like @JuanButNotForgotten , said. Trolls helped Chris get into Liquid's email and helped him get "Kaceys" phone number and the pretended to be Liquid and insisted "Kacey" come over and get right to fucking. The Kacey calls give the best detail. Kacey pretends to be fooled by Chris then pretends to be outraged discovering Chris tried to rape her. Later its all followed by Kacey trying to legitmately help Chris but, then after hours of researching employment options for Chris and trying to get him to exercise and just be a better person IMHO she just gives up and goes full troll mode. The moral of the story is do not attempt to help Chris, he will pretend to let you help him for China/money but, its always revealed he is never going to willingly change.

"Kacey" pretends to be fooled by Chris.

"Kacey" pretends to realize she was fooled by Chris
 
Its like @JuanButNotForgotten , said. Trolls helped Chris get into Liquid's email and helped him get "Kaceys" phone number and the pretended to be Liquid and insisted "Kacey" come over and get right to fucking. The Kacey calls give the best detail. Kacey pretends to be fooled by Chris then pretends to be outraged discovering Chris tried to rape her. Later its all followed by Kacey trying to legitmately help Chris but, then after hours of researching employment options for Chris and trying to get him to exercise and just be a better person IMHO she just gives up and goes full troll mode. The moral of the story is do not attempt to help Chris, he will pretend to let you help him for China/money but, its always revealed he is never going to willingly change.

"Kacey" pretends to be fooled by Chris.

"Kacey" pretends to realize she was fooled by Chris
Kacey never intended to “help” Chris, they knew he would half-ass it and have a reason to go full troll mode. Helping Chris improve his life doesn’t yield interesting content, with the exception of Kim taking him out to karaoke and the Rollin’ and Trollin’ vid where we actually see him attempt to be social.
 
Kacey never intended to “help” Chris, they knew he would half-ass it and have a reason to go full troll mode. Helping Chris improve his life doesn’t yield interesting content, with the exception of Kim taking him out to karaoke and the Rollin’ and Trollin’ vid where we actually see him attempt to be social.


No, it doesn't make interesting content. She was legitimately trying to help Chris be a better person, you can clearly see her go full troll after Chris keeps lying to her about things he claims to have done. I make a point to never get mad at Chris but, I do lose all empathy for him when someone is clearly trying to help him, he's aware of it and he'd rather remain as a useless fat fuck sucking welfare.
 
No, it doesn't make interesting content. She was legitimately trying to help Chris be a better person, you can clearly see her go full troll after Chris keeps lying to her about things he claims to have done.
That's part of the troll persona. Pretend to be helpful to bait Chris into making a fool of himself with his excuses. Plus framing the conversation that way is more compelling than letting Chris have control of it - he'd just ramble about toys the whole call instead.
 
No troll has ever tried to "help" Chris. They've only exploited him. No troll is capable of actually helping Chris.
Maybe, but look at it this way - Kacey didn't ask him to meet Iwata or drive to another state, just don't eat shit and move more. If he managed to do this, call me optimistic, but I think his hatedom would've fractured. Same with their calls concerning hoarding. Did they mean well? Of course, not. But if Chandlers cleaned up their house, Bob would die, yes, but at least he wouldn't be eaten alive by bed bugs. And the great Keurig fire probably wouldn't have happened at all.
 
Same with their calls concerning hoarding. Did they mean well? Of course, not. But if Chandlers cleaned up their house, Bob would die, yes, but at least he wouldn't be eaten alive by bed bugs. And the great Keurig fire probably wouldn't have happened at all.
I would imagine they would do that to laugh at his half-assed attempt of "cleaning", provoke Barb into attempting suicide for cleaning the horde, or both.
 
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