Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Honestly dunno what's funnier,
Chris taking every thing about Maple and Francine at face value, while acting like a smug retard;
or being transphobic to Francine when he himself perhaps is one of worst examples of someone trooning out in the Internet. Bonus points for the pot calling the kettle black.

Still chocked Chris still believes his "millions of fans" worldwide are gonna boycott Gamestop just because he didn't get his way after macing an employee, because of some blue rat having different colored arms. Because that worked so well all the other times he did it, right?
 
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Abarefiller said:
Honestly dunno what's funnier,
Chris taking every thing about Maple and Francine at face value, while acting like a smug retard;
or being transphobic to Francine when he himself perhaps is one of worst examples of someone trooning out in the Internet. Bonus points for the pot calling the kettle black.

Still chocked Chris still believes his "millions of fans" worldwide are gonna boycott Gamestop just because he didn't get his way after macing an employee, because of some blue rat having different colored arms. Because that worked so well all the other times he did it, right?
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Well during the early trolling years in 2008 and 2009 he convinced himself he had fans and trolls did pretend to be fans.
 
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Ever wonder if chris's bald faced hypocrisy is more a product of his ego (I said it, so its true and honest fact!) or his stupidity? (2+2=chair!)

I mean, in one breath he'll scream about how trans people need respect and if a trans person is attacked then he's being attacked. then if if a tranny's against him chris opens up with all the transphobia he claimed to be against. Makes me wonder.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Ever wonder if chris's bald faced hypocrisy is more a product of his ego (I said it, so its true and honest fact!) or his stupidity? (2+2=chair!)

I mean, in one breath he'll scream about how trans people need respect and if a trans person is attacked then he's being attacked. then if if a tranny's against him chris opens up with all the transphobia he claimed to be against. Makes me wonder.
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This something I've noticed too, he claims Sonichu is okay to be on the internet because it's a "parody" but when Alec Benson Leary made the Asperchu comic he claimed it was against the law because it was "a parody of a parody".
 
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AmazingEagle said:
This something I've noticed too, he claims Sonichu is okay to be on the internet because it's a "parody" but when Alec Benson Leary made the Asperchu comic he claimed it was against the law because it was "a parody of a parody".
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exactly. Does he say this because he thinks everything he says is golden or does he really just not connect the dots.
Of course my bet is that if I sat him down and questioned him he'd probably say "My mind is a blank" or "I don't have an answer to that right now."
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
exactly. Does he say this because he thinks everything he says is golden or does he really just not connect the dots.
Of course my bet is that if I sat him down and questioned him he'd probably say "My mind is a blank" or "I don't have an answer to that right now."
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Yes, he believes everything that comes out of his mouth is golden because he has a massive ego and that his fanbase is like that of Justin Bieber, BTS. Drake, Amy Schumer, etc. Another reason why he thinks everything he says is golden is that Bob and Barbara catered to his every need, they even fed lies saying that he banned from The GAMe PLACe because Michael Synder hated autistic people and even convinced him that Michael Synder, Megan Schroder, and some GAMe PLACe customers got hold of his credit card info, just listen to Alec Benson Leary's call to Bob. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jW_zAAKBxw&ab_channel=CrimsonCloud
 
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Abarefiller said:
Still chocked Chris still believes his "millions of fans" worldwide are gonna boycott Gamestop just because he didn't get his way after macing an employee, because of some blue rat having different colored arms. Because that worked so well all the other times he did it, right?
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Welp, how have GameStop's fortunes faired in the last five years? To me it looks like their stock started dropping like a rock right around the time Christine called for the boycott.

AmazingEagle said:
Yes, he believes everything that comes out of his mouth is golden because he has a massive ego and that his fanbase is like that of Justin Bieber, BTS. Drake, Amy Schumer, etc. Another reason why he thinks everything he says is golden is that Bob and Barbara catered to his every need, they even fed lies saying that he banned from The GAMe PLACe because Michael Synder hated autistic people and even convinced him that Michael Synder, Megan Schroder, and some GAMe PLACe customers got hold of his credit card info, just listen to Alec Benson Leary's call to Bob. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jW_zAAKBxw&ab_channel=CrimsonCloud
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The last I heard The GAMe PLACe closed in 2014, around the time Chris Chan was doing voodoo rituals on Lego Michael Snyder. Whether that's a coincidence or not, you be the judge.

AmazingEagle said:
This something I've noticed too, he claims Sonichu is okay to be on the internet because it's a "parody" but when Alec Benson Leary made the Asperchu comic he claimed it was against the law because it was "a parody of a parody".
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The difference is that Sonichu was made as a TRUE, HONEST parody, and unlike Asperchu it has a prevailing spirit of peace, love, friendship, empathetic kindness and optimistic confidence and mindset, etc.

But I digress ^_^
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I'd be more curious to see chris interact with Jonathan Ross and Jared Genesis. I think Chris and Brett Keane interacted briefly.

A truer statement I have yet to hear.
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I just have a few questions if Chris does go on Dr. Phil. the first question is who's gonna contact Dr. Phil and the second question is how in the hell is he getting to Los Angeles?
 
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