Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Wintersun said:
Onision's been covered by huge channels though, not just a documentary made ten years after Chris was irrelevant
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Pewdie Pie had the biggest channel when covering Chris. And that's not the point, Onision had millions of followers and views before his allegations of sexual assault when other loser channels were covering him.

Hogar Grupal said:
This is going to come off as a-logging/mad on the internet, but do you think Barb regrets giving birth to Chris?
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I think so. I definitely think so. A lot of people with "special" kids don't admit to it, but they feel it. Barb's a selfish person, and a terrible mother, so I think she feels it even more and doesn't feel guilty about it.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I think so. I definitely think so. A lot of people with "special" kids don't admit to it, but they feel it. Barb's a selfish person, and a terrible mother, so I think she feels it even more and doesn't feel guilty about it.
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While I don't think she regrets giving birth to Chris, she used him a lot when he was a child, after he went mute because of Roche, Barbara basically bribed Chris into speaking which can be seen by Chris in his Song of Christian video where he talks about Barb taking him to the toy store every week:
 
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AmazingEagle said:
While I don't think she regrets giving birth to Chris, I also feel like she used him a lot when he was a child, after he went mute because of Roche, Barbara basically bribed Chris into speaking which can be seen by Chris in his Song of Christian video where he talks about Barb taking him to the toy store every week:
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I wouln't doubt that was more for her ego and not wanting everyone to know that Chris was a complete vegetable. I'm sure she wanted everyone to believe that he was the next Steve Jobs. After all, our children are a direct reflection of who we are as parents and people. In fact, that was a terrible tactic, which put Chris down the path of life he's on today.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
didn't bill and hillary kill you?
Someone would've filled that void just like Sockness would've filled the void in chris's ass (after releasing the filler) had he made it to Ruckersville/Chris made it to San Francisco

Chris once feared Barb would kill Snyder (probably because of some comment she made in passing) back in 2012 using the words "I do not want Michael Snyder's blood on my mother's hands". In between threatening to burn down the GAMe PLACe and getting a hooker in case he went to jail because he didn't want to die a virgin, of course.
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the very fact that I know about chris's game place antics, is proof that i already know too much about chris.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
The Idea Guys saga was stopped by The Captain, working with Marvin. Null was brought on board later on and helped with trying to get justice for Chris.

The Idea Guys took things to an extreme with their mental torture. Like in https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cryzel_Torture, where they had Chris believing they were beating up his wife. And their angle of threatening to destroy CWCville if he didn't pay up with real-world money.
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I mean one good thing the idea guys did was end the love quest

AmazingEagle said:
Well, Barbara has also manipulated Chris, there was that time where Bob and Chris talked about wanting to clean the house and Barbara threatened to kill herself.
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There was that time where barb stopped chris from going to otakon by being sad and telling chris to atleast take two blankets with him so he doesn't get cold
 
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So Chris thinks that a loud sound made by hospital staff killed his father? I never understood why he believed that. I mean I'm sure the loud sound that Chris probably heard was the heart monitor flat-lining after the pastor read Bob his last rites. I mean I know Chris might still be grieving that trying to find ways to blame someone or something else for Bob's death but that's dumb.
I wonder if anyone asked Chris what the so-called loud sound that gave Bob a stressful surprise sounded like.
 
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I think EVERY parent has those brief dark thoughts of... shit, I wished I hadn't had kids. I wished I'd stayed a bachelor and chilled and enjoyed my youth (or in Borb's case, middle age) more. They might last for a few seconds, or be your mind looking for an excuse to vent when your kids make a mistake, mess, or if work's being stressful.

However, when Bob and Barb look at their:
dress wearing
raspberry blowing
debt accruing
Costco knife hoarding
Lego amassing
B.O emitting
fart firing
Muppets on VHS giving
cringe inducing
troll magnetizing
crooked dicked
woman lusting
bed wetting
brief defecating
mall cop provoking
pet murdering
autistically screeching
fashion blind
education fearing
church shunned
and internet infamous

-son, they must surely have wondered what they did to anger God. Bob had enough sense and decency to probably hate his predicament, though he wasn't a perfect man himself. His death was perfectly timed to get off the shit show before things went too barmy, though sometimes I think he sensibly faked his death and is now living in the playboy mansion, showing the bunny girls his stamp collection and plastic moulding patents.

Barb probably sees Christian from time to time as a monthly pay check, and a dumb farm animal for moving things. I have zero evidence to think it, but I think her fear of chris going across state that one time was losing her only pay pig. She's a sly, lazy, manipulative whore, and even now I'm not convinced she's as senile as she portrays. But then I wonder if she's capable of viewing chris with the contempt he deserves, not because a mother's love blinds her, but because she has so little self pride and respect, how can she judge other people?

In short, I bet they both thought they'd gone a kid too far at times, but Bob might have the respect and intelligence to look inward and wonder if it was some parenting mistakes by the time Chris was in college... though he seems to have taken the easy route of blaming the world when confronted on that gameplace phone call. Barb, with zero pride or introspection, probably wishes she had a litter of tard babies to milk Uncle Sam.
 
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Alpha Kennybody said:
I think EVERY parent has those brief dark thoughts of... shit, I wished I hadn't had kids. I wished I'd stayed a bachelor and chilled and enjoyed my youth (or in Borb's case, middle age) more. They might last for a few seconds, or be your mind looking for an excuse to vent when your kids make a mistake, mess, or if work's being stressful.

However, when Bob and Barb look at their:
dress wearing
raspberry blowing
debt accruing
Costco knife hoarding
Lego amassing
B.O emitting
fart firing
Muppets on VHS giving
cringe inducing
troll magnetizing
crooked dicked
woman lusting
bed wetting
brief defecating
mall cop provoking
pet murdering
autistically screeching
fashion blind
education fearing
church shunned
and internet infamous

-son, they must surely have wondered what they did to anger God. Bob had enough sense and decency to probably hate his predicament, though he wasn't a perfect man himself. His death was perfectly timed to get off the shit show before things went too barmy, though sometimes I think he sensibly faked his death and is now living in the playboy mansion, showing the bunny girls his stamp collection and plastic moulding patents.

Barb probably sees Christian from time to time as a monthly pay check, and a dumb farm animal for moving things. I have zero evidence to think it, but I think her fear of chris going across state that one time was losing her only pay pig. She's a sly, lazy, manipulative whore, and even now I'm not convinced she's as senile as she portrays. But then I wonder if she's capable of viewing chris with the contempt he deserves, not because a mother's love blinds her, but because she has so little self pride and respect, how can she judge other people?

In short, I bet they both thought they'd gone a kid too far at times, but Bob might have the respect and intelligence to look inward and wonder if it was some parenting mistakes by the time Chris was in college... though he seems to have taken the easy route of blaming the world when confronted on that gameplace phone call. Barb, with zero pride or introspection, probably wishes she had a litter of tard babies to milk Uncle Sam.
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Hell, Bob was disappointed in Chris after he threw a temper tantrum because he didn't win an art award in high school in 2000.
 
Alpha Kennybody said:
I think EVERY parent has those brief dark thoughts of... shit, I wished I hadn't had kids. I wished I'd stayed a bachelor and chilled and enjoyed my youth (or in Borb's case, middle age) more. They might last for a few seconds, or be your mind looking for an excuse to vent when your kids make a mistake, mess, or if work's being stressful.

However, when Bob and Barb look at their:
dress wearing
raspberry blowing
debt accruing
Costco knife hoarding
Lego amassing
B.O emitting
fart firing
Muppets on VHS giving
cringe inducing
troll magnetizing
crooked dicked
woman lusting
bed wetting
brief defecating
mall cop provoking
pet murdering
autistically screeching
fashion blind
education fearing
church shunned
and internet infamous

-son, they must surely have wondered what they did to anger God. Bob had enough sense and decency to probably hate his predicament, though he wasn't a perfect man himself. His death was perfectly timed to get off the shit show before things went too barmy, though sometimes I think he sensibly faked his death and is now living in the playboy mansion, showing the bunny girls his stamp collection and plastic moulding patents.

Barb probably sees Christian from time to time as a monthly pay check, and a dumb farm animal for moving things. I have zero evidence to think it, but I think her fear of chris going across state that one time was losing her only pay pig. She's a sly, lazy, manipulative whore, and even now I'm not convinced she's as senile as she portrays. But then I wonder if she's capable of viewing chris with the contempt he deserves, not because a mother's love blinds her, but because she has so little self pride and respect, how can she judge other people?

In short, I bet they both thought they'd gone a kid too far at times, but Bob might have the respect and intelligence to look inward and wonder if it was some parenting mistakes by the time Chris was in college... though he seems to have taken the easy route of blaming the world when confronted on that gameplace phone call. Barb, with zero pride or introspection, probably wishes she had a litter of tard babies to milk Uncle Sam.
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Barb probably only has one regret which you exactly said which is that she wished she had more tards to practically boss around. Barb was terrible for Chris and not to mention she guilt tripped Chris into essentially not moving out whatsoever.
 
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You know, today I recalled the episode about the housefire and realized something. If Chris received package from KF, sent it away and posted "you dirty trolls, you ridicule me, make my life hell and now you send me presents just to pretend that you care? just so you could think that you aren't scum because you pity me? go to hell, all of you, I don't need anything from you, but you leaving me alone!" I would've probably respected him, well, as much as you can respect someone like him. Yeah-yeah, "never deny help if you need one", but still, it takes balls (no pun intended, since Chris was a troon at that point) to do something like this.

But his only frustration was that he didn't know if he could buy legos with it.
 
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