Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Poor Sorbet was miserable and in pain after getting hit by that car. He had no quality of life to speak of for the rest of his short life and it would have been much more humane to have put him to sleep. But the Chandlers let him suffer because they were too selfish to do the right thing. They're horrible pet owners.
Euthanasia would've been extreme for Sorbet's case if he could still get around on his own and show interest in eating.
 
Dunno about you guys, but I've been binge watching Geno's series on his 3rd channel on Yokai, and it's a very interesting series of videos, tho a bit short.

Can't wait for the Quinn meltdown video that's bound to show up in the next documentary episode. After this it's probably when the Idea Guys start to show up.
 
The funniest thing is that Chris' biggest regret is wasting a cake by sitting on it and farting.

Like, Shecameforcwc? Sticking stuff up your ass for a 13 year old? Shooting up a picture of a guy and his sister because he beat you in a contest? Nope. Cake farts, that's the biggest regret.
You can't script that. He even goes on about how "beautiful" the cake was. The man is dead serious. He once didn't eat an entire cake, and that fact has haunted him for years.
 
Thanks. Just beat me to it. I hope from the thumbnail that this is where he curses us all, including Null, the guy who's been kinder to him than anyone else in his whole sad, shitty life so far.
I hadn't really read much about the house fire and all because I kind of stopped following for awhile around 5 years ago or so, but that bit in the documentary where he got mad at this place and iirc Null specifically for not signing the money order or whatever pissed me off so much. I've never really had like a ton of sympathy for Chris, but that really just snuffed out the little shred I had for him after losing his house.

Watching his life in chronological order, he just seems so much more bitter/hostile/ungrateful for everything in life after Bob's passing. Kind of feels like it marks the transition from having a massive ego problem to being an outright asshole with an ego problem I guess.
 
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