Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[I swear she's 18]

i'm hoping part 60 being released means that Geno will be continuing posting the whole story, i remember he was hesitant to talk about the mom stuff, but i've seen plenty of people discuss it in a manner that doesn't get them demonetized. just be careful with wording and it should be all good

If you aren't in the know. Geno actually went onto trash taste, a podcast of foreigner anitubers in Japan (Gigguk, The Anime Man, Connor), to talk about Chris chan. He was brought onto the show by Connor since the other two had no idea and they roughly did a summary of Chris' life exposing Christian to weebs everywhere, but I digress.

The more important part is Geno said he doesn't really want to continue with the documentary for a multitude of reasons. Partly because he doesn't want to be known as "The Chris Chan guy", partly so he can move on with his life and pursue his passion and career of music. He did say he will try to finish it to completion though and gave a rough timeline that he's willing to go to episode 70 ending the documentary post Incest Saga once it's completed. As we all know anything past that point in Chris' life is going to be slow, minimal output of a sad and depressing life.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Given that @SamuellyGenie got a big boost on patreon from the documentary, I imagine he feels an obligation to at least bring it up to date. I'd like to hope that he'd give it as many episodes as needed to do it justice, be it another 10, or another 15, or whatever, and maybe add updates later if anything significant happens.

But yeah I totally get not wanting to have the docu be seen as the sum total of his life's work. He's a talented musician, and a talented content creator in general. His yokai docu is interesting, albeit maybe more narrow in its audience. I think he'll do great things in the future.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Nice to see the series back.

Something has to be said about how Chris' imaginary world got invaded by Nazis. I mean, that is the most Chris Chan thing ever, right? Even his imaginary world turned to a shithole.

 

[Ophelia]

Something has to be said about how Chris' imaginary world got invaded by Nazis. I mean, that is the most Chris Chan thing ever, right? Even his imaginary world turned to a shithole.

That was the idea guys, wasn’t it? Unfunny inane bastards.

 

[忠勇真]

This is what was said to Part VI of Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History:
"This is a reupload that has been slightly edited and tweaked since the original video was taken down for featuring buIIying and harassment."

Now, I am wondering, what are the actual differences between the uncensored (remastered) and censored advertiser-friendly versions?
Also, I should probably post the uncensored version somewhere for historical purpoces. I do have it downloaded a long time ago.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

This is what was said to Part VI of Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History:
"This is a reupload that has been slightly edited and tweaked since the original video was taken down for featuring buIIying and harassment."

Now, I am wondering, what are the actual differences between the uncensored (remastered) and censored advertiser-friendly versions?
Also, I should probably post the uncensored version somewhere for historical purpoces. I do have it downloaded a long time ago.

Do it.

 

[忠勇真]

Do it.

Ask and you shall receive.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SdolXySgEUPAatIUWEOKStXuqjzaYBE9/view?usp=sharing

 

[Pizza Munch]

Started this doc as a person who knows the annotated history of Chris.. mainly to know why people were yelling “JUULAAY” all over the site. I was thinking before I started “there’s no way I’d get through 60 episodes of this”… and here I am on E10.
Holy shit- bravo to whoever this doc guy is. He basically lets the archives and Chris speak for themselves. He allows someone who wasn’t there from the beginning to get a more in depth idea of his history without going through the daunting forum here. Also, the previous knowledge of knowing he troons out and fucks his mom gives some amazing insight into his behavior years ago.
TLDR: For people who’ve been with this autist for ~20 years- I get it. This shits incredible.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Started this doc as a person who knows the annotated history of Chris.. mainly to know why people were yelling “JUULAAY” all over the site. I was thinking before I started “there’s no way I’d get through 60 episodes of this”… and here I am on E10.
Holy shit- bravo to whoever this doc guy is. He basically lets the archives and Chris speak for themselves. He allows someone who wasn’t there from the beginning to get a more in depth idea of his history without going through the daunting forum here. Also, the previous knowledge of knowing he troons out and fucks his mom gives some amazing insight into his behavior years ago.
TLDR: For people who’ve been with this autist for ~20 years- I get it. This shits incredible.

Me too. I first became aware of Chris around 2016 or so and have spent a ton of time reading the CWCki since then, so I already knew about most of the major events covered by the documentary, but in my head they were all just random facts, unconnected to each other. Geno puts everything into context by structuring it chronologically and actually creating a complete story out of it. It's all much more interesting this way and I've become addicted.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Me too. I first became aware of Chris around 2016 or so and have spent a ton of time reading the CWCki since then, so I already knew about most of the major events covered by the documentary, but in my head they were all just random facts, unconnected to each other. Geno puts everything into context by structuring it chronologically and actually creating a complete story out of it. It's all much more interesting this way and I've become addicted.

Yes exactly! I was especially unaware of the particular details/extent of the trolling. All I really knew was that he was trolled hard and that’s where stuff like the Julaay video came from.
But listening to Bluespike speak to him was really hard to listen to. Because he’s so autistic I’m not totally sure what Chris made of it, but goddamn I felt bad for him in those moments. Bluespike came off as a complete psychopath. Kids complain about bullying… THAT shit was bullying.
Otherwise with the trolling: if they didn’t keep dragging the rug out from under him (telling him over and over it was ALL a troll and ALL a lie) he probably would’ve enjoyed just having interactions with people. The poor dude didn’t seem to get out much otherwise.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The poor dude didn’t seem to get out much otherwise.

Whenever Chris did get out, it was for one reason: to get a woman. Ever since Chris graduated from H.S., all he wanted was a single woman. Unfortunately, he was too autistic trying to engage with them; you can chalk this up to subpar parenting, and his attraction sign didn't help much either. It was at that point that Chris had the attention of the trolls. It was pretty much back and forth where Chris would constantly fall for the same trick over and over (girl Chris met online ends up being a male troll), and IMO I think Chris got used to it because online, there would be no consequences, whereas in real life, Chris would probably get police called on him for harassment, which has happened before. So, ironically, the trolls were the best friends Chris has ever known.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Whenever Chris did get out, it was for one reason: to get a woman. Ever since Chris graduated from H.S., all he wanted was a single woman. Unfortunately, he was too autistic trying to engage with them; you can chalk this up to subpar parenting, and his attraction sign didn't help much either. It was at that point that Chris had the attention of the trolls. It was pretty much back and forth where Chris would constantly fall for the same trick over and over (girl Chris met online ends up being a male troll), and IMO I think Chris got used to it because online, there would be no consequences, whereas in real life, Chris would probably get police called on him for harassment, which has happened before. So, ironically, the trolls were the best friends Chris has ever known.

considering even to this day chris refers to the trolls as his actual ex girlfriends when speaking to people publicly, it's sadly all he's ever known. It's most certainly due to parenting. If he had been socialized and actually attended programs to help him cope and act even a tiny bit appropriate in public he could have probably held down a shitty fast food job and played with toys and vidya the rest of his life in peace and probably even had some work "friends". He would have just been the weird retard guy around every town that people feign friendliness to in passing instead of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu the goddess blue fart troon mother fucker with a cult of retards roleplaying with him on discord.

The Larz phone call is a perfect example of how desperate chris was for social interaction and friendship and how malleable he was. If he had one actual role model or friend in his early life to keep him on a tract of acting appropriate and working towards goals instead of being creepy towards women and being a lazy spoiled child he might have had a very different life.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

considering even to this day chris refers to the trolls as his actual ex girlfriends when speaking to people publicly, it's sadly all he's ever known. It's most certainly due to parenting. If he had been socialized and actually attended programs to help him cope and act even a tiny bit appropriate in public he could have probably held down a shitty fast food job and played with toys and vidya the rest of his life in peace and probably even had some work "friends". He would have just been the weird retard guy around every town that people feign friendliness to in passing instead of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu the goddess blue fart troon mother fucker with a cult of retards roleplaying with him on discord.

The Larz phone call is a perfect example of how desperate chris was for social interaction and friendship and how malleable he was. If he had one actual role model or friend in his early life to keep him on a tract of acting appropriate and working towards goals instead of being creepy towards women and being a lazy spoiled child he might have had a very different life.

He had friends like that and guess what he sexually harassed them too.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If he had one actual role model or friend in his early life to keep him on a tract of acting appropriate and working towards goals instead of being creepy towards women and being a lazy spoiled child he might have had a very different life.

The only available role model was Bob. And we know how well that went. Let's face it: Bob was too old to keep up with Chris' antics. He knew Chris got himself in trouble with the internet, even before he caught his son masturbating in the kitchen. Bob could have cut the internet, but again for whatever reason, he didn't. Also, Chris hates most of the male population, and there was no other role model for him to turn to (yes, he had his two older half brothers David and Cole, but they were busy doing their own thing). Let's go back to Chris' first year of PVCC. Chris was grossly underprepared for college, as it was not high school. This is evident when Chris got into it with his English professor, prompting him to leave the class crying (on his birthday), and at that point resolved to go on his Love Quest. I assume he told Bob of this, and Bob told Chris to man up, which I think Chris didn't take kindly to. Years of sheltered parenting sabotaged Chris for any real world experience, and with what's been going on for him currently, and just turning 40, it's to late for him.

Since Bob was the parent Chris spent the most time with (he homeschooled Chris after moving to another county to avoid that 'mean old elementary school') I would think Chris would have learned more from his dad. However, when Bob showed stricter parenting, Chris went to Barb. The rest is Christory. Chris just didn't want to bother improving himself, and using this unhealthy coping mechanism to shield himself, and it's dong more harm than good.

 

[I swear she's 18]

considering even to this day chris refers to the trolls as his actual ex girlfriends when speaking to people publicly, it's sadly all he's ever known. It's most certainly due to parenting. If he had been socialized and actually attended programs to help him cope and act even a tiny bit appropriate in public he could have probably held down a shitty fast food job and played with toys and vidya the rest of his life in peace and probably even had some work "friends". He would have just been the weird retard guy around every town that people feign friendliness to in passing instead of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu the goddess blue fart troon mother fucker with a cult of retards roleplaying with him on discord.

The Larz phone call is a perfect example of how desperate chris was for social interaction and friendship and how malleable he was. If he had one actual role model or friend in his early life to keep him on a tract of acting appropriate and working towards goals instead of being creepy towards women and being a lazy spoiled child he might have had a very different life.

He did, her name was Megan. Now if we are talking childhood era? I doubt any childhood friend would be any good. They're kids it'd go over Chris' head. You know the one time Sarah Hammer tried to poison Chris with honeysuckles (and the only reason Chris didn't do is because Sarah's dad taught them the dangers) or the time she locked him under the house. Chris thoughts? "OH BOY! What fun! We were such great friends and she was soooooo nice to me! Best childhood!"

Plus with Bob and Borb they'd probably limit who Chris interacted with and autism is no help with socializing or picking up social cues either. Those two, moreso Borb, are the root of all of Chris' problems albeit his own actions and personality.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He did, her name was Megan.

No, it was way too late by even then, his parents failed him when they wanted to ignore his issues and mainstream him. At that point in his life his only hope would be a very dedicated male friend who had the time and energy to corral him on a daily basis

The only available role model was Bob. And we know how well that went. Let's face it: Bob was too old to keep up with Chris' antics.

they were too old, too ignorant, too proud, and in barb's case too stupid. They wanted to pretend he was normal, mainstream him, ignore him, and threaten legal action on anyone who actually wanted to help chris. Instead of sucking it up and coming to terms with the fact they birthed a retard and he needed to be treated as such.

He had friends like that and guess what he sexually harassed them too.

yes because at that point in his life he was already failed, miserably. Instead of going to special ed classes, having a tard wrangler, and learning coping/social skills he was instead forced into regular public school classrooms in bumfuck virginia while being told that places that exist to actually help him develop into a functioning human being were evil and wanted to lobotomize him. It'd be different maybe if his parents actually did anything for him at home, but they didn't.. they plopped him in front of a tv, or in a room filled with toys because it's easier than raising a retard.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

No, it was way too late by even then, his parents failed him when they wanted to ignore his issues and mainstream him. At that point in his life his only hope would be a very dedicated male friend who had the time and energy to corral him on a daily basis

There was someone named "The Magic Man." The only other person who's been in the bowls of 14 BLC. He's also the one who videotaped Chris during Rollin' and Trolling. Other than that, there wasn't anyone else. But I doubt that guy would be dedicated to Chris other than getting some lol's out of him.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

No, it was way too late by even then, his parents failed him when they wanted to ignore his issues and mainstream him. At that point in his life his only hope would be a very dedicated male friend who had the time and energy to corral him on a daily basis

they were too old, too ignorant, too proud, and in barb's case too stupid. They wanted to pretend he was normal, mainstream him, ignore him, and threaten legal action on anyone who actually wanted to help chris. Instead of sucking it up and coming to terms with the fact they birthed a retard and he needed to be treated as such.

yes because at that point in his life he was already failed, miserably. Instead of going to special ed classes, having a tard wrangler, and learning coping/social skills he was instead forced into regular public school classrooms in bumfuck virginia while being told that places that exist to actually help him develop into a functioning human being were evil and wanted to lobotomize him. It'd be different maybe if his parents actually did anything for him at home, but they didn't.. they plopped him in front of a tv, or in a room filled with toys because it's easier than raising a retard.

Chris hates males so your theory is DOA

 

[Ophelia]

Chris hates males so your theory is DOA

Not so much that he won’t hang out with them on occasion and use them as photographers. He says one thing but does another.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Otherwise with the trolling: if they didn’t keep dragging the rug out from under him (telling him over and over it was ALL a troll and ALL a lie) he probably would’ve enjoyed just having interactions with people. The poor dude didn’t seem to get out much otherwise.

Chris does seek out IRL socialization on his own. Sometimes he fucked it up like with Megan, but other times he does okay. For instance he had some casual friends at a card game shop around 2016 or so, he was friends with them for a couple years, they'd go to see movies and stuff sometimes. There may be other examples, but Chris generally knows to avoid discussing them on Twitter.

Trolls and other internet people distract Chris from IRL social outlets. They lure him in with unrealistic promises like being a girlfriend, or provide something IRL friends won't, like give him money or indulge his delusions.

No, it was way too late by even then, his parents failed him when they wanted to ignore his issues and mainstream him. At that point in his life his only hope would be a very dedicated male friend who had the time and energy to corral him on a daily basis

He had at least one male friend, the Joseph guy from the high school basketball team.

Though corralling him would be more the role of a dedicated tard guard.

yes because at that point in his life he was already failed, miserably. Instead of going to special ed classes, having a tard wrangler, and learning coping/social skills he was instead forced into regular public school classrooms in bumfuck virginia while being told that places that exist to actually help him develop into a functioning human being were evil and wanted to lobotomize him. It'd be different maybe if his parents actually did anything for him at home, but they didn't.. they plopped him in front of a tv, or in a room filled with toys because it's easier than raising a retard.

Chris was in special ed and had coping skills classes. He was also mainstreamed into other classes.

There was someone named "The Magic Man." The only other person who's been in the bowls of 14 BLC.

Catie and Cousin Al also.

edit: I was mistaken, those two visited the rental house and toured 14BC's yard.