Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

No I don't think Bella or the Prator clowns ''forced'' Chris to have sex with Borb, I think he did it of his own free will because he's got very few inhibitions if he thinks he won't get in trouble.
This. It was one of the few instances where Chris kept information close to the vest, until he was asked by Null. I bet you Chris was legit trying his hardest not telling anyone even though he really wanted to. It's the most 'effort' he's put in a while.

If anything, I bet it was a dream that told him to have sex with his mom, because the only thing Chris listens to isn't authority figure or his parents, but his dreams.
 
I'm not a psychologist or anything but probably the worst thing you can do for an autistic is shelter them. That's why Chris has such bizarre way of talking and acting. Autists don't know how to act socially and Chris didn't have any friends or peers. So instead of trying to conform to the norms of a friend group, he imitated the mannerisms of his elderly parents and what he saw on TV. That's why I think he flails around like a cartoon character in his videos. We all know the reason Chris "transitioned" was because in his fucked up brain he thought it would get him pussy. I think another component is the only IRL friends Chris had were women. Chris's brain interpreted the way the women around him acted as the way he should act. That's probably why he acted like such a fruit even before the tomgirl saga.
i think Chris has a sort of "main character syndrome", wherein he doesnt understand himself or the way his mind works, so he attempts to define himself with a list of likes and dislikes, quirks and behaviors, like a character sheet for a cartoon character, concrete and eternal unless he decides to "rewrite" himself, not organically mallable the way a person outght to be
he holds to opinions and tastes strongly because he decided to
like his whole "playstation good xbox bad" thing, any normal person would just say "yeah im not fond of xbox because X and Y, i prefer playstation" and be able to comprehend their emotions, but Chris simply decided that he hates the hexbox, so now he hates it, and when tasked to explain why, he might be able to come up with a reasoning, but im sure in his mind the first result that comes up is the memory of the day he decided to hate it
likewise Chris doesnt identify as a woman because he looked inside of himself and felt that he does, he identifies as a woman because he decided that he does, and now that trait is a part of him, no more or less real than any other construct in his head

i also think normative women have a habit of "adopting" challenged people, its not uncommon for autistic guys to feel like they "get along better with women"
not to :powerlevel: but being an aut' myself, i found the same feeling when i was younger and assumed that was the case, despite relating more to other boys, i had an easier time communicating with girls, which can make a person feel pretty confused and lonely
it wasn't until i was older and noticed the same behavior from adult women and how they tend to coddle all other autistic and disabeld people i know that i realized it's just some kinda nurturing instinct and not genuine friendship
 
This. It was one of the few instances where Chris kept information close to the vest, until he was asked by Null. I bet you Chris was legit trying his hardest not telling anyone even though he really wanted to. It's the most 'effort' he's put in a while.

If anything, I bet it was a dream that told him to have sex with his mom, because the only thing Chris listens to isn't authority figure or his parents, but his dreams.
Chris was super vague with Jewsh about the mystery older woman, too bad he didn't but two and two together at the time that Barb's adult kids were all gone and she used to be an accountant. I have a feeling that the only reason Chris was putting effort into keeping the barbussy-smashing a secret is because he knew it was wrong, but he had to boast about his conquests with someone... And then we get the Bella calls leaked and its all downhill from there. (:_(
 
Wait, Borb tried to sue the cub scouts? I've never heard that bit of lore before.
I don't think they ever did, but people confuse that with their bullshit lawsuit against the school district that wasn't going to go anywhere. It seemed to be a tactic of Barb to scream she's going to sue people as a threat but doesn't have the standing or perseverance to see it through.

The only thing we know about Chris and the cub scouts is him saying he was in it, then poof, nothing else, except a really detailed erotic cub scout fan fiction years later. Sort of like how it's an utter mystery why Chris stopped going to that Charlottesville gay club. Both of those have absolutely no explanation why. If something happened, like a counselor screaming at Chris, or kids beating him up or something, then he definitely would have used it as an example of "people being afraid of autism", but nope, all we get is him confirming he was in it, then that story about the gay kids all orgying up
 
I don't think they ever did, but people confuse that with their bullshit lawsuit against the school district that wasn't going to go anywhere. It seemed to be a tactic of Barb to scream she's going to sue people as a threat but doesn't have the standing or perseverance to see it through.

The only thing we know about Chris and the cub scouts is him saying he was in it, then poof, nothing else, except a really detailed erotic cub scout fan fiction years later. Sort of like how it's an utter mystery why Chris stopped going to that Charlottesville gay club. Both of those have absolutely no explanation why. If something happened, like a counselor screaming at Chris, or kids beating him up or something, then he definitely would have used it as an example of "people being afraid of autism", but nope, all we get is him confirming he was in it, then that story about the gay kids all orgying up

Wouldn't surprise me if Chris got himself banned from the gay club because of his typical behavior, such as getting handsy with someone or saying inappropriate things. I don't care how accepting and inclusive a place is, there are always limits that can be met and boundaries that get crossed.
 
i think Chris has a sort of "main character syndrome",
Hit the nail on the head.

I've recently heard this term being tossed around in more of a general sense: Narcissists, school shooters, autistics, and most of Gen Z all seem to suffer from some form of this but Chris has been the living embodiment of it for over 20 years. Ffs, he literally started doing this with the first issue of Sonichu.
 
Hit the nail on the head.

I've recently heard this term being tossed around in more of a general sense: Narcissists, school shooters, autistics, and most of Gen Z all seem to suffer from some form of this but Chris has been the living embodiment of it for over 20 years. Ffs, he literally started doing this with the first issue of Sonichu.
its actually very common in autists, because of their difficulty with nuance when it comes to people, even themselves
a lot of higher functioning autists can diagnose this issue in themselves and be aware of it while understanding its a symptom of autism and attempting to overcome it, but i, and im sure most of us, always got the feeling that Chris is
a little less than high functioning

tbh i dont think its a stretch to say that something about the modern world causes more and more people to develop symptoms of autism, even if their brain isn't wired for it
 
always got the feeling that Chris is
a little less than high functioning
It certainly didn't help that Chris spent the majority of his time in that house with two aging parents. I think Barb even was affected by it given stories of her cuntery outside the house. It must have caused both of them so much stress going out in public and not being the centers of attention, and just a pair of redneck tards.

I wonder how Chris is coping with this in whatever setting he's in? In jail, sequestered away in his own cell, not being allowed around other inmates probably reinforced that, but at the mental hospital, and eventually the group home for evaluation is really going to knock him down a few pegs when he's treated like just another patient.
 
I like how that's the one definite conclusion that Chris has come to with women. Tell him to stop? Tell him no? Tell him you're not interested? Nope, you'll still be in Chris's mind. Tell him you have guns and that you don't like him? Suddenly it's change of plans for Chris.

Which begs the question, if that didn't come up, what exactly would Chris have done? Actually tardcreeped to her house?
All that needed to happen is for a girl to beat the piss out of Chris, and not just something light, I mean really some broken bones and all and he'd learn. Even base instinct animals can learn from pain. Well perhaps after taking a few baton swings, macing, tasering, etc... Chris would have learned he was truly unwanted and left women the fuck alone.
 
It must have caused both of them so much stress going out in public and not being the centers of attention, and just a pair of redneck tards.
So, Borb were just attention seekers, like Chris. Barb I get, but I thought Bob was the most low-key of the three. Then again, he couldn't help but talk about himself (Emily, Robert Simmons IV). It didn't help that they used Chris' 'tism for pity points.
 
All that needed to happen is for a girl to beat the piss out of Chris, and not just something light, I mean really some broken bones and all and he'd learn. Even base instinct animals can learn from pain. Well perhaps after taking a few baton swings, macing, tasering, etc... Chris would have learned he was truly unwanted and left women the fuck alone.
A good pepperspraying and a ruptured testicle would have changed Chris's tune with inappropriate touching really quick. I'm surprised a girl didn't kick his ass at least once over the course of his life with his creepy behavior.

:mad:"That jerkhore was playing America's favorite game of kick the autistic."
 
All that needed to happen is for a girl to beat the piss out of Chris, and not just something light, I mean really some broken bones and all and he'd learn. Even base instinct animals can learn from pain. Well perhaps after taking a few baton swings, macing, tasering, etc... Chris would have learned he was truly unwanted and left women the fuck alone.
Chris is very very stupid. He would have chalked it up as a weird aberration and kept trying. Again. And again. And again. Even if he was beat every time, it would take him at least a dozen nut shots to stop touching the stove (so to speak).

Then he would tell himself that the women are simply afraid of sex or have been brainwashed against him and try to figure out a way to solve this problem. In the dumbest way possible.
 
Ffs, he literally started doing this with the first issue of Sonichu.
Chris has so many quirks, and one of them is being extremely malleable. Marvin has said that lot of his crazier stunts (main one off the top of my head was the 9/11 video) were ideas trolls came up with and would then tell Chris to do for entertainment. It's probably harder now, but It seems like it'd be pretty easy to reshape Chris into almost anything.
tbh i dont think its a stretch to say that something about the modern world causes more and more people to develop symptoms of autism, even if their brain isn't wired for it
Brain rot caused by social media is the reason. Spend enough time on Tik Tok and anyone not terminally online will start to think you're on the spectrum (lower attention span, strange movements, fixation on popularity, less social skills, etc.).
 
In the Chris Psychology call, they mention that Barb called Chris "Cole". Did that actually happen or did they pull that out of their ass? All I can find on both here and the cwcki is one guest user mentioning it in 2017.
 
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