Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Cordon should be sentenced to life imprisonment for his crimes against television.

I'd be OK with him getting just locked away on general principal, the Man's a moron of the higest order.

That way before he is safely kept away from society forever, he will be remembered by the public at large as a childish autistic tranny with extreme Oedipal tendencies.

That's going to be his legacy anyway - well that and Lesbian Vampire Killers.

Don’t think I am being mean to him, it will only serve to make the public remember him more fondly.

Your being far too kind to him if anything.
 
from what i understand Cuties was more of a marketing mistake, than a filmmaking mistake

it knew what it wanted to be, but what that was depended a lot on the country and culture it was created in
Netflix on the other hand tried to market it as a "gRL PWR! BREAKING BOUNDARIES! CHUD SEETHING!" kinda deal
As I understand it's, the moral of the story is very based, Muslims take multiple wives which fucks up families and kids. Modern parents delegate parenting to social media and culture, which sexualizes and fucks up children.

Unfortunately the movie is shot like a modern music video, which is basically a porno
 
James Cordon, looks like Chris and acts like Chris and seems to think like Chris and has some form of tard luck - just stick him in a striped shirt and a medalion an you'd be pushed to tell the difference.
Interestingly enough, one of the Netflix documentaries deals with the college admission scandal - Operation Varsity Blues. The way it's framed is that its mostly dramatizations of how the mastermind (played by Matthew Modine) orchestrated the whole scheme. If a documentary on Chris was made using that format, I can easily see Corden in full Chris regalia in certain sagas of Christory.
 
As I understand it's, the moral of the story is very based, Muslims take multiple wives which fucks up families and kids. Modern parents delegate parenting to social media and culture, which sexualizes and fucks up children.

Unfortunately the movie is shot like a modern music video, which is basically a porno


Plus, it’s French.

If you have to ask, you will never know.
 

I wasn't aware of the documentary that art student made, that's some real pissbaby tier shit he did over some light trolling. The fact we'll never get the Meagan footage really fucking sucks and the sperg destroyed the hard drives with a hammer ffs, total psycho.

How the FUCK do you start a documentary about Chris of all people and get all offended when some trolls prank call you or something.
 
As always with the ending dialogue, Geno says things perfectly that reflects the episode: unfortunately Chris knows he will always get hand outs with whatever problem he has (e-begging), and at the same time, doesn't want to improve or change his situation.

I hope the mainstreaming was worth it, Bob.
I wasn't aware of the documentary that art student made, that's some real pissbaby tier shit he did over some light trolling. The fact we'll never get the Meagan footage really fucking sucks and the sperg destroyed the hard drives with a hammer ffs, total psycho.

How the FUCK do you start a documentary about Chris of all people and get all offended when some trolls prank call you or something.
This was something interesting to read in real time. All those excuses. If Draft really did his research, he should've gone to the farms first.
 
I wasn't aware of the documentary that art student made, that's some real pissbaby tier shit he did over some light trolling. The fact we'll never get the Meagan footage really fucking sucks and the sperg destroyed the hard drives with a hammer ffs, total psycho.

How the FUCK do you start a documentary about Chris of all people and get all offended when some trolls prank call you or something.
If you make chris content and don't get a julay call then you might as well throw it out because you've failed.
 
I know absolutely nothing about video editing but it seems like these videos are taking much longer than they used to. Back when he was redoing the videos it would take two weeks then when he starting do new episodes it went up to three weeks. After he went on hiatus each video takes about fours weeks.
 
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James Cordon, looks like Chris and acts like Chris and seems to think like Chris and has some form of tard luck - just stick him in a striped shirt and a medalion an you'd be pushed to tell the difference.



Yea Chris can't run for a start.
People like Ricky Gervais and Limmy treating James like the special ed kid at school never fails to make me laugh
 
I know absolutely nothing about video editing but it seems like these videos are taking much longer than they used to. Back when he was redoing the videos it would take two weeks then when he starting do new episodes it went up to three weeks. After he went on hiatus each video takes about fours weeks.
Geno does livestreams and on some of the recent ones he admits he gets most of his info from the Kiwifarms. Since we've been getting DDOS'ed by the troons, he is not able to consistently get info to make the videos.
 
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