Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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foreman 89 said:
What is your opinion on this user (one of the moderators) on the subreddit who alleges Chris got off due to supposed White race privilege in the US for his crime?

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Not exactly sure why, but I have a feeling that if a rural black tard was caught banging his momma, that he would be more likely to get off than Chris Chan.

I think the general authorities would be more ready to assume a black oedipus was less aware of this kind of right and wrong.
 
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foreman 89 said:
What is your opinion on this user (one of the moderators) on the subreddit who alleges Chris got off due to supposed White race privilege in the US for his crime?

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Horseshit. He got off due to tard privilege.

Dude I don't know. Only Chris can say if what happened or didn't happen was worth it. If losing 2 years of your life, any remaining self-respect you may have had and everyone but someone with a profit margin hates you, then I guess only someone like Chris can answer if that's worth it.
 
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foreman 89 said:
What is your opinion on this user (one of the moderators) on the subreddit who alleges Chris got off due to supposed White race privilege in the US for his crime?

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If I were going to be really charitable, I'd say white people are more likely to be diagnosed autistic instead of just tards, because they're more likely to have parents who have great insurance or can afford super expensive tism-specialized treatment.

However, you could play the tard card before the statute Chris used, and Chris in fact had himself done so already, with his lawyer Rob Bell (incidentally also one of the lawmakers who drafted the autism deferral statute Chris later used) describing him as an "adult autistic child."

I think about anyone who did this would have ended up in the same situation, though, spending a year or two behind bars. Since they didn't really try to prove rape, it's disgusting, but pretty minor as sex crimes go.
 
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foreman 89 said:
What is your opinion on this user (one of the moderators) on the subreddit who alleges Chris got off due to supposed White race privilege in the US for his crime?

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I dunno, I'm pretty sure he got off due to Barb's dusty piss soaked vagina.


AnOminous said:
it's disgusting, but pretty minor as sex crimes go.
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Honestly, where is the moral outrage?! I wish Barb would have had a victim's rights advocate, but since she's poor, white trash the patriarchy can just steam roll right over her and her holy buttocks.
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
I dunno, I'm pretty sure he got off due to Barb's dusty piss soaked vagina.



Honestly, where is the moral outrage?! I wish Barb would have had a victim's rights advocate, but since she's poor, white trash the patriarchy can just steam roll right over her and her holy buttocks.
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Moral outrage and five bucks will buy you a coffee at Starbucks.
 
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Chud Visigoth said:
For all of the rape that's going to be in the next episode, Geno saying Lainchu over and over the past couple of episodes has to be the worst part of the entire documentary. At least with the idea guys it was braindead neo-nazi autism instead of LARPing as a 13 year old anime girl's furchusona.
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Geno constantly having to say "Jenkins Jinkies" or whatever it was for many episodes about two years ago was worse.
 
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foreman 89 said:
What is your opinion on this user (one of the moderators) on the subreddit who alleges Chris got off due to supposed White race privilege in the US for his crime?

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He got off cause he's a retard and the court system didn't want to deal with his stupid ass bullshit.

And oh joy, we're creeping ever closer to the reveal of the mother fucking saga.
BMO_ said:
It's pretty obvious that the episode with soul bounding will be released on Feb. 24th
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Geno, you fucking genius. Happy Mother Fucking Birthday, OPL.
 
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I love seeing the comments when these come out, because they're always full of people acting like the shitty glitched intros are pants-shittingly horrifying. It's like they're 10 year olds reading creepypasta for the first time.
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Lone Star said:
Man, we're getting close to the end unless Geno really stretches shit out. Not much to really cover once Chris gets hauled off to prison.
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He's said on streams that he plans to end 'season 1' right after the incest arrest, and only continue it a year later. It's so he can take a break, work on other docs and his Sonichu animated series (and presumably parenting), and so there's time for more context to come out about the jail saga, Flutter, etc.

That being said, the ending of this one really gives me the impression that it's the penultimate or antepenultimate episode. It basically ends with a post where Chris recaps and reflects on his entire life, followed by Geno doing the same. Next episode is definitely getting to the point where Chris starts fucking Barb since we're at June 1 now, and depending on how succinct/drawn out it is, it may or may not get to the arrest.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
I love seeing the comments when these come out, because they're always full of people acting like the shitty glitched intros are pants-shittingly horrifying. It's like they're 10 year olds reading creepypasta for the first time.
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I think I may be in the minority but I like the increasingly glitched intros. They really are representative of just how far down the bat-shit-crazy rabbit hole ol' Ian is descending.

I think a new intro for the mummy fucking revelation/arrest could be interesting and I definitely think a new intro would be in order for the Jail->Jesus II Saga.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
He's said on streams that he plans to end 'season 1' right after the incest arrest, and only continue it a year later. It's so he can take a break, work on other docs and his Sonichu animated series (and presumably parenting), and so there's time for more context to come out about the jail saga, Flutter, etc.

That being said, the ending of this one really gives me the impression that it's the penultimate or antepenultimate episode. It basically ends with a post where Chris recaps and reflects on his entire life, followed by Geno doing the same. Next episode is definitely getting to the point where Chris starts fucking Barb since we're at June 1 now, and depending on how succinct/drawn out it is, it may or may not get to the arrest.
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How long that will last till Geno comes back to Old Faithful?
 
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innocent jogger said:
I think I may be in the minority but I like the increasingly glitched intros. They really are representative of just how far down the bat-shit-crazy rabbit hole ol' Ian is descending.
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Oh no, I definitely like that they're there. I just fine them cheesy, moreso than peak analog horror, lol.

RurkerHivemind said:
How long that will last till Geno comes back to Old Faithful?
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He stopped for 8 months (or 11 depending on if you count the remakes of episodes 1-13) in 2018-2019, and he stopped for 7 months in 2021-2022, so I don't find it too farfetched.

You have to remember that when Chris was first arrested, most people figured he'd either be released or sentenced in a couple months, max. So I don't think Geno ever intended to go on hiatus for 2 years when he first announced one after the incest, if that's what you mean to reference.
 
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innocent jogger said:
I think I may be in the minority but I like the increasingly glitched intros. They really are representative of just how far down the bat-shit-crazy rabbit hole ol' Ian is descending.
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I really like them, especially in the context of the whole series. If you watch the entire documentary through like a marathon of Dragon Ball Z having the horror contrast vs the goofy antics of the beginning does help illustrate how depraved everything has gotten.
themarchivist2 said:
I just fine them cheesy, moreso than peak analog horror
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I look forward to what Geno comes up with for the CRIS DID WHAT episode. I wouldn't be surprised if one day someone does make a shitty analogue horror off of this whole story kinda like the FNaF attempt at an analogue horror series.
 
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