Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

Mariposa Electrique said:
Right, especially when he ate his own semen.
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That's what I just don't get. He thought it would survive a trip through his stomach acid and out his digestive tract? Furthermore, sperm have a limited lifespan anyway (duh, you know that.) But sure, let's dump it into hydrochloric acid and imagine that it will magically return to the testicles intact. Boy slept through his biology class.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
That's what I just don't get. He thought it would survive a trip through his stomach acid and out his digestive tract? Furthermore, sperm have a limited lifespan anyway (duh, you know that.) But sure, let's dump it into hydrochloric acid and imagine that it will magically return to the testicles intact. Boy slept through his biology class.
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He heard through some means a "fun fact" about how much semen the average man produces in his lifetime. Chris took this as meaning that there was a finite amount and that masturbating to much would make him sterile. his solution would be to "recycle" the sperm back into his body.
 
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This time Geno ended on an uprupt cliffhanger.

He said he was taking a break after this one. Combined those two facts together with the other fact that a lot of shit starts going down in the next few months.

This was when the Blarms goes into a whole new level, nevermind the Catherine stuff.

It might just take Geno two more videos just to cover up to December 26th, 2014.
 
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MooseGump said:
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Update on the next episode, he's gonna release 40 on 4th of July weekend but then will take a month off to refresh, then 41 and on will be back to every other weekend

This man deserves a break from all this chris-ery
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So because I have very little to do, I did some math. If you have watched all 40 parts of this series, you have spent a grand total of 27 Hours, 15 Minutes, and 3 Seconds watching a documentary on the autistic wonder known as CWC. And that is just a straight runthrough. Not counting if you re-watch some (or more likely, all.)
Argh My Cigar said:
Part XL is out.

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XL Indeed.
 
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I thought the episode was entertaining enough. As others have mentioned, this period in his life is boring, but Geno did a good job with what he had. I'm looking forward to hearing more about the Catherine saga. I will say, we are no longer at the stage of stringing videos and calls together to fill the time, and I'm grateful for that.
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
I thought the episode was entertaining enough. As others have mentioned, this period in his life is boring, but Geno did a good job with what he had. I'm looking forward to hearing more about the Catherine saga. I will say, we are no longer at the stage of stringing videos and calls together to fill the time, and I'm grateful for that.
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I'm expecting things to get a little quicker now that the series is nearing present day.
 
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The WCT said:
I'm expecting things to get a little quicker now that the series is nearing present day.
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Next part will have the house visit and then Blarms and Unclit should be coming up not long after. Then as far as I'm aware not much happens until Idea Guys arrive and then it picks up steam again
 
RustyNail(her) said:
I am sure his teachers were relieved when he'd go to sleep at school. No playing with toys, no singing, no random voices. Kids in the class actually got to learn on those days.
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Classmate giving him food and drink mixed with sleeping pills.
Imagine his field trip. Sleeps the moment the bus starts moving, wakes up when the trip ends.
 
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jellycar said:
How he has a driver's license is beyond me
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Some government accreditation is just a load of horseshit.

I have to take a DOT physical exam every two years per stare law. I’m guessing it’s to make sure I’m healthy enough to not stroke out at the wheel of a big rig but there was this 450lb driver at our place and he passed every time.

So like with Chris being able to get a license, I’m sitting here trying to imagine who ISN’T passing these exams.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
He’s also accident prone as fuck— I’m surprised auto insurance companies are willing to cover his high-risk ass.
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That’s exactly why, though. He can get absolutely fleeced for the bare minimum of required coverage. I would not be surprised if Chris pays $200+ for liability insurance on the pieces of junk he drives.

Any of those smaller, shadier insurance companies chomp at the bit to get people like Chris’ business.
 
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