Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Uncle Meat]

Pushing Chris to go to higher college is like encouraging a lemming to learn to fly by jumping off a cliff.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I will say, at least Kacey did more for Chris in terms of pushing more for him to go to college and get a job without sinking the tugboat. She did more for Chris than Bob.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I will say, at least Kacey did more for Chris in terms of pushing more for him to go to college and get a job without sinking the tugboat. She did more for Chris than Bob.

The Kacey calls were completely honestly the best of the Chris-Chan sagas. No one else did near so much to show Chris what a lazy useless fuckwad he had been and continued to be, and i don't think anyone or anything else to this day has even come close. And what is the result? Chris think's SOMEHOW that he is a diety. Not only a deity worthy of worship, but as a creator of the universe. HOW he has come to this conclusion would fill a dozen masters thesises, but he's somehow done it, despite the fact that he's sitting in a jail cell with a fucking prayer rug and a bible as his only possessions, the barbussy and the legos long ago sealed away from him (as an all powerful diety) and yet here he lives. What a pathetic waste of time.

Why do we all even fucking care?? I forget sometimes.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The Kacey calls were completely honestly the best of the Chris-Chan sagas. No one else did near so much to show Chris what a lazy useless fuckwad he had been and continued to be, and i don't think anyone or anything else to this day has even come close. And what is the result? Chris think's SOMEHOW that he is a diety. Not only a deity worthy of worship, but as a creator of the universe. HOW he has come to this conclusion would fill a dozen masters thesises, but he's somehow done it, despite the fact that he's sitting in a jail cell with a fucking prayer rug and a bible as his only possessions, the barbussy and the legos long ago sealed away from him (as an all powerful diety) and yet here he lives. What a pathetic waste of time.

Why do we all even fucking care?? I forget sometimes.

Entertainment. I've said this before, but Chris reminds me of an autistic GG Allin. Too gross to see, but can't turn away.

 

[Harginn]

The Kacey calls were completely honestly the best of the Chris-Chan sagas. No one else did near so much to show Chris what a lazy useless fuckwad he had been and continued to be, and i don't think anyone or anything else to this day has even come close.

There is so much ppl who complain Kacey is the worst troll, because of being nagging and being hypocritical but honestly, their calls are very informative and we wouldn't know a lot about Chris if Kacey would't keep pestering him. She played the role of irritable love interest so well, Chris would forget she was a troll even after she was exposed as one, because of how convincing their relations were.

 

[Pica Chew]

There is so much ppl who complain Kacey is the worst troll, because of being nagging and being hypocritical but honestly, their calls are very informative and we wouldn't know a lot about Chris if Kacey would't keep pestering him. She played the role of irritable love interest so well, Chris would forget she was a troll even after she was exposed as one, because of how convincing their relations were.

and it should be pointed out that Kasey isn't the perfect, teetotalling amazon goddess from Chris's fantasies. Troll or not, if Chris had listened to her advice he could have gotten a girl of her caliber. Its much closer to a real relationship than, say, Vanessa Hudgens.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

I'm sorry- I just stopped watching after both Geno quitting halfway into the original run of the series and started using the troon pronouns for Chris. It doesn't really matter anyways- for the most part the CWCwiki is a better and more accurately compiled source of information and I used to lurk on PVCC before they started gatekeeping Chris as "THEIR lolcow and their lolcow alone".

 

[cringy cunt]

just finished it

wow

 

[Eydallur]

I'm sorry- I just stopped watching after both Geno quitting halfway into the original run of the series and started using the troon pronouns for Chris.

Also where I stopped. It's rather pathetic how Geno won't use the correct pronouns for Chris despite it being the practice on the cwcki where he copypastas all his information from.
Not to mention the documentary getting really goddamn boring around that point.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I'm sorry- I just stopped watching after both Geno quitting halfway into the original run of the series and started using the troon pronouns for Chris. It doesn't really matter anyways- for the most part the CWCwiki is a better and more accurately compiled source of information and I used to lurk on PVCC before they started gatekeeping Chris as "THEIR lolcow and their lolcow alone".

The wiki is pretty hilarious too, some articles got me howling lol!

I actually actively avoid browsing the Cwcki as it is pretty easy to get stuck just reading and laughing for some hours if you're not careful lol!

But precisely, the documentary may be famous and all, but the wiki is vastly better!

and it should be pointed out that Kasey isn't the perfect, teetotalling amazon goddess from Chris's fantasies. Troll or not, if Chris had listened to her advice he could have gotten a girl of her caliber. Its much closer to a real relationship than, say, Vanessa Hudgens.

One of the biggest problems regarding Chris is that, when you're dealing with him, you're dealing with someone who spent the vast majority of their lives being coddled and enabled, and then got exposed to the internet and relentlessly trolled and manipulated. Even if Chris had never been discovered he would still be a very difficult person to deal with, he has a colossal ego due to his upbringing, even professional therapists couldn't get through him in counseling. He simply sat on the divan and kept ruminating on and on about Sonichu and his fantasies, simply ignoring the other people on the room!

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

The Kacey calls were completely honestly the best of the Chris-Chan sagas. No one else did near so much to show Chris what a lazy useless fuckwad he had been and continued to be, and i don't think anyone or anything else to this day has even come close. And what is the result? Chris think's SOMEHOW that he is a diety. Not only a deity worthy of worship, but as a creator of the universe. HOW he has come to this conclusion would fill a dozen masters thesises, but he's somehow done it, despite the fact that he's sitting in a jail cell with a fucking prayer rug and a bible as his only possessions, the barbussy and the legos long ago sealed away from him (as an all powerful diety) and yet here he lives. What a pathetic waste of time.

Why do we all even fucking care?? I forget sometimes.

He mainly was coping and the idea guys. Managing how shitty his life is (no job, no gf and still living with his elderly parents), the comics were his way of coping with the world's reality. Unfortunately, the idea guys to fuck with Chris played pretend, thinking he is a goddess and extorts him.
It does not help too with his limited view of the world and stunted mental growth. He pretends to be something that does do wrong instead of changing to become a better person.
As much people bitch about Kacey during the liquid saga, she does try to improve his life.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He mainly was coping and the idea guys. Managing how shitty his life is (no job, no gf and still living with his elderly parents), the comics were his way of coping with the world's reality. Unfortunately, the idea guys to fuck with Chris played pretend, thinking he is a goddess and extorts him.
It does not help too with his limited view of the world and stunted mental growth. He pretends to be something that does do wrong instead of changing to become a better person.
As much people bitch about Kacey during the liquid saga, she does try to improve his life.

I'll say it again: Borb failed Chris and mainstreaming did him no favors.

 

[DrNow]

Every time he referred to Chris as ‘she’ or ‘her’ it was like chalk being dragged down a board.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

It's rather pathetic how Geno won't use the correct pronouns for Chris

YT never would have let him exist if he hadn't said 'she'. he had no real choice in this bullshit content reporting game. every time geno said "he" and "trans" in the same video it would have been pulled.

 

[WutangLee]

Also where I stopped. It's rather pathetic how Geno won't use the correct pronouns for Chris despite it being the practice on the cwcki where he copypastas all his information from.
Not to mention the documentary getting really goddamn boring around that point.

It's around the point where you really need to deconstruct and have original commentary on why Chris does what he does. But Geno has always been incapable of that, I don't know if it was in an effort to stay "neutral" or his takes on things are just shit. There a guys that already do it, for all their faggotry Based Shaman makes you sympathize with Chris with how he presents it, while Dillion will take the same event and makes you despise Chris if you hadn't even thought about it.

Also elephant in the room, we all fucking know he was just dragging the series out so he could spring board his shitty music.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Wait. The serial killer music will make sense once Act III of Christory has been written. 36 months from now, @The American Hedgehog will be pulling his hair out trying to contain all of the “Was Chris legally insane, or just insane?” threads.

Wow, gg

 

[Eydallur]

It's around the point where you really need to deconstruct and have original commentary on why Chris does what he does. But Geno has always been incapable of that, I don't know if it was in an effort to stay "neutral" or his takes on things are just shit.

Would you rather have a disinterested narrator or an insufferable faggot who ruins the recital of cwcki articles with braindead takes and horrible diction? If I wanted the latter I'd tune in to the swindonian garden gnome. As it stands Geno's documentary series is great for someone like me who works all day and likes listening to stories of retards on the internet while on the job.
Do I often wish he'd take a more active role as an actual documentarian? Sure, it'd be fantastic if he actually went out of his way to investigate things from alternate perspectives (maybe interviewing a pediatric psychologist for example) but I'll take what I can get, even if it's only enough to tide me over for two shifts.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Would you rather have a disinterested narrator or an insufferable faggot who ruins the recital of cwcki articles with braindead takes and horrible diction? If I wanted the latter I'd tune in to the swindonian garden gnome. As it stands Geno's documentary series is great for someone like me who works all day and likes listening to stories of retards on the internet while on the job.
Do I often wish he'd take a more active role as an actual documentarian? Sure, it'd be fantastic if he actually went out of his way to investigate things from alternate perspectives (maybe interviewing a pediatric psychologist for example) but I'll take what I can get, even if it's only enough to tide me over for two shifts.

Sachumo's documentary did that, even though it was a one shot. If Geno tried doing that, it would be more interesting, but it would 'humanize' Chris.

 

[Pica Chew]

One of the biggest problems regarding Chris is that, when you're dealing with him, you're dealing with someone who spent the vast majority of their lives being coddled and enabled, and then got exposed to the internet and relentlessly trolled and manipulated. Even if Chris had never been discovered he would still be a very difficult person to deal with, he has a colossal ego due to his upbringing, even professional therapists couldn't get through him in counseling. He simply sat on the divan and kept ruminating on and on about Sonichu and his fantasies, simply ignoring the other people on the room!

Sure, but why tag me? What does this have to do with Kacey being a hambeast?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

i've been through geno's doc a couple of times and it gets fairly shit at points, though that isn't genos fault, but more chris and his orbiters at whatever time he happens to be running through. i think the total documentation is fine though. when it's all complete you'll just be able to skip the boring parts

i've come to think of it like a tv show - some episodes will be good, some episodes will be boring as shit. i appreciated total documentation around the liquid chris saga and the blue arms saga because pretty much anything that chris was posting during that era was absolute gold, but the recent episodes have been enough of a slog that i haven't bothered watching for a while

actually, i might not bother tuning back in ever now. not because chris fucked his mom, but because pretty much anything after blue arms isn't funny anyway. it's just a sad fat man being a troon. nothing to laugh at, so, what's the point? might revisit some choice episodes at some point, maybe, but the purpose of the thing is documentation. it's not really genos fault that the documentation stopped being funny

I hope Geno keeps at it eventually. Chris despite everything is a major figure in internet culture and sort of a case study in how it fucks people up and makes everyone into a worse human. Eventually, over years, all this stuff is going to be lost in the digital haze like so many conspiratorial geocities sites and your middle school myspace account. And this story is too insane to have such a mundane fate.

Oh what am I kidding, this needs to be buried in the deepest pit possible. Everybody forget everything. None of this happened. Nope.