Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[WutangLee]

Would you rather have a disinterested narrator or an insufferable faggot who ruins the recital of cwcki articles with braindead takes and horrible diction? If I wanted the latter I'd tune in to the swindonian garden gnome. As it stands Geno's documentary series is great for someone like me who works all day and likes listening to stories of retards on the internet while on the job.
Do I often wish he'd take a more active role as an actual documentarian? Sure, it'd be fantastic if he actually went out of his way to investigate things from alternate perspectives (maybe interviewing a pediatric psychologist for example) but I'll take what I can get, even if it's only enough to tide me over for two shifts.

The foundation and concept is rock solid. It's just Geno's execution has the charisma of a piece of moldy bread. And for 50 plus hours, that's not good.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Sure, but why tag me? What does this have to do with Kacey being a hambeast?

Weren't you talking about Chris possibly having an actual shot at pussy? Well, I just complemented it with some background information. In my view, even if Chris weren't as repulsive as he is, he would still remain a virgin. His behaviour makes it impossible and he refuses to learn, given the reasons I mentioned lol!

 

[Pica Chew]

Weren't you talking about Chris possibly having an actual shot at pussy? Well, I just complemented it with some background information. In my view, even if Chris weren't as repulsive as he is, he would still remain a virgin. His behaviour makes it impossible and he refuses to learn, given the reasons I mentioned lol!

Thanks, sometimes you gotta allow for 'tism in these parts. Back in the day, most people wanted to like Chris despite himself and if he wasn't so handsy/true&honestly oversharing/unhygienic then maybe he would have had a chance. Of course that's a giant IF and Chris's life was always going to be a tragedy. It gets depressing when Chris's life unfurls pretty much the way you'd expect after seeing the virgin with rage screaming into the void and shoving stuff up his butt. Sometimes it's nice to dream.

Ironically of all the trolls who interacted with Chris, Bella was the closest to his ideal. She could be out doing glowops all day, making enough to support him, and in exchange she would get a pet that she could take out her stress on, degrading him for her own amusement. Chris is into humiliation so it all fits. Of course, she wouldn't do any cooking or cleaning and their house would soon fill with takeout boxes and other remnants of mental illness. Years later Chris would die, leaving their only son to take care of Bella in her old age...

 

[Jarvis Cocker]

Geno cuts a lot of important stuff out like Barb talking about how she wanted to kill herself and that Bob was abusive. It explains a lot about Chris having that fucking lunatic in the same house.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Anybody remember which episode it is where chris wants to go to the convention, his mother says no, so he goes upstairs and wraps his head in a duvet? It's not too long before Bob dies, I think.

 

[Rapechu]

Back in the day, most people wanted to like Chris despite himself and if he wasn't so handsy/true&honestly oversharing/unhygienic then maybe he would have had a chance.

I think everyone agrees that Chris' best chance for getting some action is if he were a completely different person entirely

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Years later Chris would die, leaving their only son to take care of Bella in her old age...

So basically, Chris would be Bob, and the Chandler family dilemma would repeat itself? Unless Bell and Chris' son didn't get autism.

 

[WutangLee]

So basically, Chris would be Bob, and the Chandler family dilemma would repeat itself? Unless Bell and Chris' son didn't get autism.

I think the roles would be reversed. Bella is the bread winner and ends up dying first, and Chris is raped by his schizophrenic autistic sonichu pokemon cpu goddess son.

I think everyone agrees that Chris' best chance for getting some action is if he were a completely different person entirely

We've learned that there are more than a few dumb fucks that are into whatever fucking sexual chimera Chris has turned into. Not even just Sockness, but actual women are into whatever the fuck Chris is

Thanks, sometimes you gotta allow for 'tism in these parts. Back in the day, most people wanted to like Chris despite himself and if he wasn't so handsy/true&honestly oversharing/unhygienic then maybe he would have had a chance.

Speaking as someone that got into Chris during the ED days, that was a very small window. We're talking 2010 to 2012, around his first exodus, just because it was assumed that the trolls and ED page really were holding him back. But it's Chris who came back, and I remain firm that people shouldn't feel bad. The only way for him to have redeemed himself was for a boyfriend free girl that wasn't a troll or ween come along and tard wrangle him to stability. But it comes to a point that any normal woman would be deeply ashamed to say they were in a relationship with Chris, as a man he was bottom of the barrel. As a Tranny Brony MLP Hedghog Goddess cow chris gets to be just another mentally ill mutant.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

The fact that we have people going out of their way to "respect the pronouns" for Chris Chan of all people tells you how much influence the Trans community really has in this world.

I mean, he was disrespected virtually every day he spent on line because he was a complete clown show. But he changes his pronouns and that's the thing that gets people to show him respect? Seriously?

If I was Trans, I'd be doing everything in my power to distance the entire movement from Chris Chan and just let him burn.

 

[WutangLee]

The fact that we have people going out of their way to "respect the pronouns" for Chris Chan of all people tells you how much influence the Trans community really has in this world.

I mean, he was disrespected virtually every day he spent on line because he was a complete clown show. But he changes his pronouns and that's the thing that gets people to show him respect? Seriously?

If I was Trans, I'd be doing everything in my power to distance the entire movement from Chris Chan and just let him burn.

A lot of these people never actually followed Chris, you can know Chris' history, but it's a bit too late to watch the carnival ride. Geno is just another carpet bagger that started sucking on his teat to get clout. Chris' story was always a gold mine the real question was who was gonna tap into it first.

It comes down to a point where it really doesn't even matter what other people think anymore. People who just got into Chris are telling me "he was pretending" to be a tranny just to sleep with Lesbians because they don't really know shit. And you can point to the fact that Chris believes he's a sonichu, a goddess, sliced his taint open, and is severely mentally handicapped but believing he's a woman? that's where they draw the line, how dare you compare trannys to the mentally ill. It doesn't align with their politics, they want their reality nicely edited/processed/woke approved.

That's how Chris is gonna be remembered. Through a giant filter.

 

[Jack Awful]

The fact that we have people going out of their way to "respect the pronouns" for Chris Chan of all people tells you how much influence the Trans community really has in this world.

I mean, he was disrespected virtually every day he spent on line because he was a complete clown show. But he changes his pronouns and that's the thing that gets people to show him respect? Seriously?

If I was Trans, I'd be doing everything in my power to distance the entire movement from Chris Chan and just let him burn.

I can't blame Geno for calling Chris a she, as the videos would be banned for hatespeech by YouTube otherwise.

If people really want to associate Chris with their movement, he's their problem now.

 

[Jason Wynn]

It’s been said before but Chris is a perfect representation of trannies: a disgusting, unhygienic mentally ill narcissistic sex pest. Let them have him. Hell, let him be the face of the trans community, I’d fully endorse it

Edit: looks like I hurt the trannies fee fees. Seethe.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

And what is the result? Chris think's SOMEHOW that he is a diety. Not only a deity worthy of worship, but as a creator of the universe. HOW he has come to this conclusion would fill a dozen masters thesises, but he's somehow done it, despite the fact that he's sitting in a jail cell with a fucking prayer rug and a bible as his only possessions, the barbussy and the legos long ago sealed away from him (as an all powerful diety) and yet here he lives.

How did Chris come to the conclusion he is a deity? Chris has a documented history of struggling to cope with reality.

I think that deep down, he knows he's a mother fucker and a lazy fuckwad. But instead of trying to do anything to improve himself, he avoids confronting the issue entirely by creating an alternate reality in his mind. By making himself a god, he can remain comfortable in the notion that he needs no improvement and that all of his actions are completely justified, regardless of context.

The Kacey calls darkly foreshadow the kind of lazy narcissist Chris would one day become.

 

[HeilDave]

By making himself a god, he can remain comfortable in the notion that he needs no improvement and that all of his actions are completely justified, regardless of context.

Each time his life gets significantly worse, Chris convinces himself that he's more powerful. Where do you go from interdimensional goddess (one of many)? Why, become the one true God of this world of course. I'd like to see how he signs his letters after his sentence is handed down and a judge confirms he's a piece of garbage, opportunistic sexual predator.

Her Excellency, Earth President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Jesus Christine Christian Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler Sonichu, VC, DSO, MC, Dame of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the CPU Multiverse in General and 1C-211987 in Particular.

 

[Trugrade]

Sometimes people need to do things that are unpleasant and morally in the grey for the betterment of humankind. The full documentation of all that is hilarious and sickening in the life that is Chris-Chan needs to be seen through to the bitter fucking end. This doesn’t condone his behavior in the slightest, but the existence of this documentation will be a deterrent for future generations. The true horrors the internet and the people that weird it’s power, the ultimate cautionary tale of what happens when you let it rule and dominate every aspect of your life.

Geno has been at the forefront of this, and years from now, we will see this saga laid out for all future eyes to behold. And hopefully, this will save lives. People on the edge or Tarddome may, “may”, see the light after seeing the conclusion of the horror cow story that is Chris Chan.

It’s a shame it’s come to this, but the story must be told to its ultimate conclusion. If only to save the lives of other tards that have a molecule of wisdom to say to themselves, “Fuck, I don’t wanna be like him.” It’s a public service that the story continues and is accurately told to its dramatic, ultimately tragic end.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Geno cuts a lot of important stuff out like Barb talking about how she wanted to kill herself and that Bob was abusive. It explains a lot about Chris having that fucking lunatic in the same house.

dont blame Geno
i blame youtube though,
its heavily censored to such a degree that his channel would've been banned along with all vids if he added the "Suicide" talk and etc.

its understandable there are some stuff that Geno couldnt add given youtube ever changing guidelines
and i mean Geno had been asked to remove mention of certain people by said people after the whole incest arc... and had he not, they could of filed a complaint to youtube and likely get the channel banned

its just how it is

would be fun if genosamuel released the entire documentary on another platform completely uncensored and with every facet details gathered on Chris.

Part 59 would atleast be Part 65 if you think about the stuff thats not added.

 

[HeilDave]

Each time his life gets significantly worse, Chris convinces himself that he's more powerful. Where do you go from interdimensional goddess (one of many)? Why, become the one true God of this world of course. I'd like to see how he signs his letters after his sentence is handed down and a judge confirms he's a piece of garbage, opportunistic sexual predator.

Her Excellency, Earth President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Jesus Christine Christian Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler Sonichu, VC, DSO, MC, Dame of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the CPU Multiverse in General and 1C-211987 in Particular.

Getting there lol

 

[Pappy Striderite]

It's just Geno's execution has the charisma of a piece of moldy bread. And for 50 plus hours, that's not good.

if he showed any emotion or enthusiasm we'd be bitching that he is too invested, or skewing thing to his humor, or some bullshit.
i like his work as-is, myself. there's plenty of other flavors of christory regurgitation too. it's all good.

shit, even the bad ones are good.
i loved watching all the lolcows trying to jump on the "babussy reporter" train.

 

[WutangLee]

if he showed any emotion or enthusiasm we'd be bitching that he is too invested, or skewing thing to his humor, or some bullshit.
i like his work as-is, myself. there's plenty of other flavors of christory regurgitation too. it's all good.

shit, even the bad ones are good.
i loved watching all the lolcows trying to jump on the "babussy reporter" train.

I highly disagree, there's hundreds of content creators that know how to hold what is supposed to feel like conversation. Geno sounds like an elementary kid holding a piece of paper and reading in front of class.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

I highly disagree

but it's me. i'm yer buddy!