Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I generally wouldn't give a fuck if Chris' supporters weren't lefty SJWs. I wanted to witness if they would really cancel Chris over this and see him bitch online because he hates being hated and blocked.

IKR? The guy who threw toddler-style tantrums at being called gay who now loves the LGBT crowd and preaches inclusion throws that out as a playful insult. The lack of self awareness is the stuff of parody.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

IKR? The guy who threw toddler-style tantrums at being called gay who now loves the LGBT crowd and preaches inclusion throws that out as a playful insult. The lack of self awareness is the stuff of parody.

Chris loves the L in the LGBT. The reason why he preaches inclusion is because he wants that lesbian (not butch) action. Not many in that community is aware of this.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I can't wait until Geno reaches 2021.

This is probably going to be the last good episode for awhile. Nothing really major happens until the “incident”.

We still have a ways to go. We're reaching the end of the Idea Guys' actions, but their influence continues to fester as Chris develops the dimensional merge lore. That part of the story is just getting started.

Plus the Teen Troon Squad saga still has a bit to go, and we haven't even gotten into Jacob Sockness yet.

The next set of episodes are going to be where Chris' real descent into madness begins.

Also I expect that an entire episode could be devoted to Sonichu #13. It's the last completed issue and by far the most information dense since it's 80 pages of wall-to-wall insanity.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris loves the L in the LGBT. The reason why he preaches inclusion is because he wants that lesbian (not butch) action. Not many in that community is aware of this.

If chris met a butch lesbian I don't think he'd know what to do. His idea of women is 'kind, sweet, cartoonishly pure' and men are icky and violent. here comes the flannel wearing lesbian that completely flips that on its head. Error 404, autistic logic not found.

We still have a ways to go. We're reaching the end of the Idea Guys' actions, but their influence continues to fester as Chris develops the dimensional merge lore. That part of the story is just getting started.

Plus the Teen Troon Squad saga still has a bit to go, and we haven't even gotten into Jacob Sockness yet.

The next set of episodes are going to be where Chris' real descent into madness begins.

Also I expect that an entire episode could be devoted to Sonichu #13. It's the last completed issue and by far the most information dense since it's 80 pages of wall-to-wall insanity.

I'm already taking bets that Geno is going to try and downplay chris's willingness to play along with Isabella and the Idea Guys and make him out to be more of a victim than he was. His supposed unbiased objectivity's been slipping as these videos go on. Chris should be an expert on internet predatory behavior but he never learns.

 

[Lone Star]

I'm already taking bets that Geno is going to try and downplay chris's willingness to play along with Isabella and the Idea Guys and make him out to be more of a victim than he was. His supposed unbiased objectivity's been slipping as these videos go on. Chris should be an expert on internet predatory behavior but he never learns.

In Geno's defense, he already had a channel shut down because of the documentary. I'm sure he wants to walk on eggshells, especially since Chris is acting as a tranny at this point and God forbid you say a tranny did anything wrong.

 

[The Entity]

So apart from him wanting to fuck his mom, another recurring element seems to be Chris wanting to get rid of his dick.
Could it be foreshadowing the next saga after he gets out of prison?

 

[MarineN*423543]

In Geno's defense, he already had a channel shut down because of the documentary. I'm sure he wants to walk on eggshells, especially since Chris is acting as a tranny at this point and God forbid you say a tranny did anything wrong.

wondering if anyone can ask him if uploading to other sites though he might want the youtube wide audience

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Plus the Teen Troon Squad saga still has a bit to go, and we haven't even gotten into Jacob Sockness yet.

I'm already taking bets that Geno is going to try and downplay chris's willingness to play along with Isabella and the Idea Guys and make him out to be more of a victim than he was. His supposed unbiased objectivity's been slipping as these videos go on. Chris should be an expert on internet predatory behavior but he never learns.

I noticed he glossed over Chris's "rapey" behavior with the Teen Troon Squad, where he was grabbing them and kissing them. Also, I didn't know that Chris "rationalized" his behavior at the convention by saying that if people didn't want be hugged and kissed by him, they shouldn't have stood "within arms reach" of him, or else pushed him away. Dude is a straight up predator.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I noticed he glossed over Chris's "rapey" behavior with the Teen Troon Squad, where he was grabbing them and kissing them. Also, I didn't know that Chris "rationalized" his behavior at the convention by saying that if people didn't want be hugged and kissed by him, they shouldn't have stood "within arms reach" of him, or else pushed him away. Dude is a straight up predator.

The TTS deserve no sympathy. It's not like Chris forced his way into their group. They brought him in not to befriend him but to mock him.

Don't know about their claims to being underage but Lukas was 18, if the birthday of Sep 10th 1999 is to be believed (though that date was recently scrubbed from the CWCki for some reason -- maybe @PsychoNerd054 can explain why he removed it in April)

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Don't know about their claims to being underage but Lukas was 18, if the birthday of Sep 10th 1999 is to be believed (though that date was recently scrubbed from the CWCki for some reason -- maybe @PsychoNerd054 can explain why he removed it in April)

I was doing this with other Christorical figures, including Megan and Bella. I wasn't too sure if that type of information was actually necessary for the pages, as the scope of the page should primarily be on their involvement with Chris. I decided to just put the dates back anyway because I felt it wouldn't matter either way. In the case of Lukas, I was trying to replace the Infobox template with the new Infobox Person template, but didn't know how to add the birthday for that one at the time. I'll put the age for Lukas back too.

Edit: To answer your question, Lukas is currently 22, and their birthday is on 10 September, so it is likely they were 17 when they were in touch with Chris. This date comes from this post, where Chris wishes them a happy birthday.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Edit: To answer your question, Lukas is currently 22, and their birthday is on 10 September, so it is likely they were 17 when they were in touch with Chris. This date comes from this post, where Chris wishes them a happy birthday.

If Lukas is currently 22, and it is not yet the 10th of September, that means they were 18 in April 2018 when they came into contact with Chris, having turned 18 on September 10th, 2017.

EDIT: Moreover, the infamous smoking marijuana in Lukas' room situation was in October 2018, so that would be when Lukas was 19. It could be that the other members were underage, but if they're all from the same high school class, that is doubtful. We don't know how the TTS met each other, it could be from HS or from college.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

EDIT: Moreover, the infamous smoking marijuana in Lukas' room situation was in October 2018, so that would be when Lukas was 19. It could be that the other members were underage, but if they're all from the same high school class, that is doubtful. We don't know how the TTS met each other, it could be from HS or from college.

I theorize it could be like what Praetor did, where it was a group of high school friends that collaborated in getting involved with Chris.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

It's shit like this where I really wish we got just one situation where someone was done with Chris' shit and just socked him right in the face. The fact he's basically been hurt, like, twice in his life that we know of, not including self-inflicted wounds, frustrates me more than it should.

If America's favorite game really was kick the autistic Chris probably wouldn't be in jail writing Bible fan fiction and rape apologetics

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It's shit like this where I really wish we got just one situation where someone was done with Chris' shit and just socked him right in the face. The fact he's basically been hurt, like, twice in his life that we know of, not including self-inflicted wounds, frustrates me more than it should.

i was thinking that myself. you'd get called an a log for wishing it would have happened, but no one here would ever stop laughing if there was a clip of someone headbutting chris for a trying to go for a big greasy kiss.

Luckily for Chris a majority of the brony community is white. Had it it been a black dude (see Chris almost getting his at the Game Place), let's just say Chris wouldn't leave 14 BLC.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Luckily for Chris a majority of the brony community is white. Had it it been a black dude (see Chris almost getting his at the Game Place), let's just say Chris wouldn't leave 14 BLC.

hah! i imagine any basketball american instinctually knows just being around chris drains their melanin and triggers a flight or fight response.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I noticed he glossed over Chris's "rapey" behavior with the Teen Troon Squad, where he was grabbing them and kissing them. Also, I didn't know that Chris "rationalized" his behavior at the convention by saying that if people didn't want be hugged and kissed by him, they shouldn't have stood "within arms reach" of him, or else pushed him away. Dude is a straight up predator.

There were a lot of red flags about his predatory nature.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

hah! i imagine any basketball american instinctually knows just being around chris drains their melanin and triggers a flight or fight response.

It's a good thing Chris is in the protective unit of the jail. The moment Chris opens his fat mouth about da merge to a black inmate, at best I'd imagine Chris having a bruise on his face after being slapped hard, or being punched in the stomach so hard, he'd throw up his ramen.

 

[Spergichu]

This episode made me realize how much of a slog all the dimensional merge shit will be. Why did Chris have to completley dedicate 3 years of his life to this larp before fucking Barb?

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

I can't wait until Geno reaches 2021.

Honestly sitting through all this pre 2021 stuff is so hard. And with how slow Geno is going it will be 2024 at the earliest by the time we get there.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

I like how chris gets offended at people getting offended by getting groped. Nigga be like im a celebrity be glad I molested you