Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

This episode made me realize how much of a slog all the dimensional merge shit will be. Why did Chris have to completley dedicate 3 years of his life to this larp before fucking Barb?

Because chris has so little in his life that a fantasy world takes priority over work, food, love, life, sanity, and just about everything else.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I saw that Mike Pollock panel clip years ago and it's particularly unique for being one of the couple or so bits of footage taken of some of Chris's most cringiest moments in his life (including the don't call anybody Gamestop incident and the dancing "with someone else" spectacular at Bronycon) so it's something that people look back on from time to time and no matter how many times I watch, I absolutely can't even watch the full thing without getting the most second hand embarrassment I've ever had in my life, it could have been even worse if Mike couldn't think about a suitable response on the fly and just froze up, but thankfully he's a competent voice actor/performer and he has the know how to mitigate awkward situations with cringey fans.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I like how chris gets offended at people getting offended by getting groped. Nigga be like im a celebrity be glad I molested you

This is the same guy who thought that 'gracing' a pizza restaurant with his presence made the place 20% cooler. Chris is really high on himself even when he does something wrong, which is scary. He would be Weinstein level if he was ever in a position of actual power.

 

[LolRaccoon]

The Chris getting too handsy with people at Too Many Games was the reason why I never tried to take a picture with him at BronyCon 2019.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

It’s hard to blame geno for being slow. It’s probably really hard to stay motivated during the most boring part of christory. His e-begging becomes more frequient and his ego shoots through the roof as he gets more mainstream recognition. The few years before 2021 are both really dense with tons of micro-happenings, but also really fucking dull as they don’t really lead into anything.


Maybe if geno could somehow emphasize how Chris slowly moved into the incest arc with his loosening grip on reality + constant ego boosts, he could get a good product out of his documentary. But that’s a pretty tall order.


On the other hand, dude is getting paid monthly and really needs to optimize his workflow. The weekly streams are pretty uneventful and dull.

 

[Moppo.]

So apart from him wanting to fuck his mom, another recurring element seems to be Chris wanting to get rid of his dick.
Could it be foreshadowing the next saga after he gets out of prison?

I feel like it would be malpractice for a doctor to go through with SRS on Chris. He desperately wants a daughter and probably thinks that he will be able to still give birth after the surgery. He's not mentally fit for it.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

It’s hard to blame geno for being slow. It’s probably really hard to stay motivated during the most boring part of christory. His e-begging becomes more frequient and his ego shoots through the roof as he gets more mainstream recognition. The few years before 2021 are both really dense with tons of micro-happenings, but also really fucking dull as they don’t really lead into anything.

Maybe if geno could somehow emphasize how Chris slowly moved into the incest arc with his loosening grip on reality + constant ego boosts, he could get a good product out of his documentary. But that’s a pretty tall order.

On the other hand, dude is getting paid monthly and really needs to optimize his workflow. The weekly streams are pretty uneventful and dull.

I have faith that geno will do a good job. He's by far the best creator at presenting the documentation of Chris' life in a neutral fashion. There's lots of other people who've attempted it, but they usually have low production values, fall to a-logging Chris, or just turn it into a boring read of CWCki articles.

The CWCki is a written format and is not conducive to voiceover in a video. What geno provides is a verbal summary using the data from the CWCki instead of just parroting it.

I feel like it would be malpractice for a doctor to go through with SRS on Chris. He desperately wants a daughter and probably thinks that he will be able to still give birth after the surgery. He's not mentally fit for it.

Too lazy to look up documentation, but does Chris still believe that he can get pregnant and "give the birth" if he gets SRS, uses binaural beats, or whatever?

 

[RustyNail(her)]

This episode made me realize how much of a slog all the dimensional merge shit will be. Why did Chris have to completley dedicate 3 years of his life to this larp before fucking Barb?

The year he switched bodies with Sonichu is going to be a fucking drag

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I feel like it would be malpractice for a doctor to go through with SRS on Chris. He desperately wants a daughter and probably thinks that he will be able to still give birth after the surgery. He's not mentally fit for it.

Chris is not mentally fit for a lot of things. Chris wants the joy of being a parent with out the responsibilities of one. Look at how he was raised.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I feel like it would be malpractice for a doctor to go through with SRS on Chris. He desperately wants a daughter and probably thinks that he will be able to still give birth after the surgery. He's not mentally fit for it.

It is malpractice for them to do it, but he’s already on the skittles and I suspect they’d be ok with it if his insurance could cover it or if he could pay for it.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Too lazy to look up documentation, but does Chris still believe that he can get pregnant and "give the birth" if he gets SRS, uses binaural beats, or whatever?

Almost certainly, Chris is wilfully ignorant about the anything and everything and has always had warped views on sex and obtaining pregnancy through bizarre means via quasi-hypnotism or being impregnated by imaginary cartoon characters. It’s only a matter of time till he thinks he’s pregnant with him and Barb’s ‘love’ baby.

It's shit like this where I really wish we got just one situation where someone was done with Chris' shit and just socked him right in the face. The fact he's basically been hurt, like, twice in his life that we know of, not including self-inflicted wounds, frustrates me more than it should.

Out of curiousity what were those times? I can’t be arsed to scour the wiki for documentation.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Out of curiousity what were those times? I can’t be arsed to scour the wiki for documentation.

He fell off his bike once.

I can't think of a time that Chris has actually experienced any real injury. (Other than the taint wound)

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I can't think of a time that Chris has actually experienced any real injury. (Other than the taint wound)

He's had UTIs quite frequently in the past (when he started tucking his dick against his greasy taint), and at least one kidney stone in 2017. The latter he commented was "mildly painful to pass". Chris has this weird autism thing where pain doesn't seem to bother him, even with the taint wound, where he was completely fine to let it go, but then on the flipside, he'll need to wear a rag around his neck, and putting a pad on his nose because his glasses become nearly unwearable due to slight discomfort. Or loud noises.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Honestly sitting through all this pre 2021 stuff is so hard. And with how slow Geno is going it will be 2024 at the earliest by the time we get there.

I don't blame Geno for dragging ass. The idea guy stuff is boring and the subsequent 4 years are even more mundane. Chris still falls for trolls but I feel like after #me2manygames he was afraid to leave the house and retreated further into his fantasy world. The documentary is going to be boring with enablers like weirdos who wanted to adopt Chris as a pet by buying him a Switch and the dipshit with slime pony comic.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Maybe if Chris was hit more throughout his life he would have developed a negative reaction to acting out due to the pain like an animal might. If it was done well enough maybe it would have stopped him from raping Barb.

Probably, it's about the only thing Chris has really managed to avoid throughout his life and if it happened younger and in a direct response in the time frame to something he had done wrong it likely would have had a effect, now it would have to be brutal and prolonged for it to take effect and you would have to combine it with an alternative reward for continued and prolonged good behaviour for it to sink in - He wouldnt develop a understanding of right or wrong but he would develop a extreeme aversion to acting out if he knew it would result in painful physical discipline.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I don't blame Geno for dragging ass. The idea guy stuff is boring and the subsequent 4 years are even more mundane. Chris still falls for trolls but I feel like after #me2manygames he was afraid to leave the house and retreated further into his fantasy world. The documentary is going to be boring with enablers like weirdos who wanted to adopt Chris as a pet by buying him a Switch and the dipshit with slime pony comic.

I disagree. The reason it seems boring to us is we had to sit through three years of Chris saying the same shit over and over, but to someone new to Chris the dimensional merge will be fascinating, and it will only take hours of time in the documentary, not years. I'm sure the documentary will only read verbatim Chris postings that have new information about the merge, and just skim over the ones that have duplicate data.

It's kind of like the Jesus shit. We've had almost a year of it and most of it is the same shit over and over. If you only talk about how it develops though, it's actually pretty interesting.

 

[Lone Star]

Out of curiousity what were those times? I can’t be arsed to scour the wiki for documentation.

There was the time when he got tackled, or at least forced, to the ground by the jerkops. I know he exaggerated how much they abused him, but I'm sure that hurt to some extent for real.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

There was the time when he got tackled, or at least forced, to the ground by the jerkops. I know he exaggerated how much they abused him, but I'm sure that hurt to some extent for real.

That's not real pain. That's just extreme discomfort. They didn't beat him down with nightsticks or anything.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

I don't blame Geno for dragging ass. The idea guy stuff is boring and the subsequent 4 years are even more mundane. Chris still falls for trolls but I feel like after #me2manygames he was afraid to leave the house and retreated further into his fantasy world. The documentary is going to be boring with enablers like weirdos who wanted to adopt Chris as a pet by buying him a Switch and the dipshit with slime pony comic.

I get that Geno wants to chronicle everything Chris has done, but he does have the right to skip shit that no one finds interesting.
Like, for fucks sakes no one cares about spending hours on Chris saying stupid shit on twitter.