Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[TyrasGuard]

One of the big tells about this is that the girls only spent time with chris at lunch and not every day

I don't think Chris wanted friends, i don't think he even understood what being friends with someone even is.

People who associated with Chris that didn't happen to be trolls only seemed to be with him out of pity.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He figured his parents would work something out for him

It did work (somewhat): Bob enrolled him in PVCC, but it was up to Chris to make the most out of it. I don't think he realized that college was not like HS; in Manchester, there was clear hand holding. There wasn't going to be that in PVCC. When you fail in college and can't hold a job (Wendy's, Cutco), you know there's a problem. Bob 'fixed' it by getting Chris on SSDI. That means there was no way Chris was ever going to get a job (plus it made him lazier) and that Chris was never going to grow out of his 'tism. The Chandlers lived the rest of their lives in filth and misery. The Chandlers keeping up with their adult sped of a son messing with the internet and getting into trouble is something Borb didn't expect, but handled it in the worst possible way.

i didn't catch but yeah that is the special needs bus, but also why is Chris leaving his high school so early, did special needs kids have to leave that early?

In some schools, yes, the sped kids leave earlier than the normal kids every day. Chris used to take the normal bus, but since he had an altercation with another student, he had to take the short bus. No doubt something Chris hated, but didn't understand.

 

[Ophelia]

I don't think Chris wanted friends, i don't think he even understood what being friends with someone even is.

He wants people to tell him how great he is while he talks at them.

 

[Dieter Laser]

One of the big tells about this is that the girls only spent time with chris at lunch and not every day

While I agree you’re probably right I wouldn’t say the even / odd day only points to it though. We had even / odd days when my JR high was overcrowded and I literally didn’t see the same students on those days that I would other days.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Chris : I will be driving to meet Megan again
Megan : I have guns
Chris : I will NOT be driving to meet Megan again

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't think Chris wanted friends, i don't think he even understood what being friends with someone even is.

People who associated with Chris that didn't happen to be trolls only seemed to be with him out of pity.

He had one childhood friend, Sarah Hammer. That's it. I don't think Chris made friends once he was able to speak again. I think that kids had to make the initiative to make friends with Chris and not the other way around. Which explains how he was in middle school and later high school. Chris would only understand friendship in basic terms, and not complexity, hence why he gets a lot of influence on the topic of friendship from cartoons. People who associate with Chris would do it out of pity, but at the same time for clout and money. Chris prior to the incest, still can't tell the difference whether people legit want to be his friend or end up using him. As much as they try to get Chris into talking about new topics, Chris insists on talking about what he knows - Chris wants loyalists, not friends, per se. Let's face it: Chris would rather talk about rocks, ponies or sonichu as opposed to discussing any other topic.

 

[The Sopranos Is Good]

Chris : I will be driving to meet Megan again
Megan : I have guns
Chris : I will NOT be driving to meet Megan again

This was an incredible laugh for me. I completely missed all of this bit of Christory

 

[Narcotics]

Chris's life is the best modern cautionary tale about bad parenting, the internet, autism and everything that can go wrong and will go wrong.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

He had one childhood friend, Sarah Hammer. That's it. I don't think Chris made friends once he was able to speak again. I think that kids had to make the initiative to make friends with Chris and not the other way around. Which explains how he was in middle school and later high school. Chris would only understand friendship in basic terms, and not complexity, hence why he gets a lot of influence on the topic of friendship from cartoons. People who associate with Chris would do it out of pity, but at the same time for clout and money. Chris prior to the incest, still can't tell the difference whether people legit want to be his friend or end up using him. As much as they try to get Chris into talking about new topics, Chris insists on talking about what he knows - Chris wants loyalists, not friends, per se. Let's face it: Chris would rather talk about rocks, ponies or sonichu as opposed to discussing any other topic.

He’s also entitled and that would kill most budding friendships.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

i didn't catch but yeah that is the special needs bus, but also why is Chris leaving his high school so early, did special needs kids have to leave that early?

At a lot of schools in the States, the special bus has to take some kids home who live out of district. Since they have farther to drive despite having fewer kids, they leave earlier than the normal bus.

Chris's life is the best modern cautionary tale about bad parenting, the internet, autism and everything that can go wrong and will go wrong.

Turns out they were right in decades past: lock re-res away from society and pretend they don’t exist.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He’s also entitled and that would kill most budding friendships.

True (and honest) friends want to be real with you; Chris hates reality. He'd rather have people lie or sugarcoat things for him. Again, Chris wants blind loyalty and not real friendships. Anytime someone doesn't play into Chris' delusions, he cuts them off.

 

[NewtypeSperg]

One of the big tells about this is that the girls only spent time with chris at lunch and not every day
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1st: English
2nd: Photography
4th: Contemporary Living
6th: Study Hall

What happened to 3rd and 5th? Maybe he counted lunch as "5th?" Maybe it was some kind of weird adjusted schedule where on certain days they leave school early, and thus have fewer school periods, which might explain why he was leaving at 1:30 PM? My school had something like that on Wednesdays, though it wasn't that severe of a difference.

 

[Jack Awful]

1st: English
2nd: Photography
4th: Contemporary Living
6th: Study Hall

What happened to 3rd and 5th? Maybe he counted lunch as "5th?" Maybe it was some kind of weird adjusted schedule where on certain days they leave school early, and thus have fewer school periods, which might explain why he was leaving at 1:30 PM? My school had something like that on Wednesdays, though it wasn't that severe of a difference.

Maybe he just skipped.

 

[Ophelia]

He had one childhood friend, Sarah Hammer. That's it. I don't think Chris made friends once he was able to speak again.

Throughout his life, Chris has had people he hung out with. Not true bffs like neurotypical people have, but as close as he could manage. Even within the last decade he had pokemon buddies he did things with. Since they all wanted to talk autistically about pokemon, it worked out. Sadly, he gave them up when the idea guys came into his life. Now he only wants the company of people who will larp with him.

 

[Jack Awful]

Throughout his life, Chris has had people he hung out with. Not true bffs like neurotypical people have, but as close as he could manage. Even within the last decade he had pokemon buddies he did things with. Since they all wanted to talk autistically about pokemon, it worked out. Sadly, he gave them up when the idea guys came into his life. Now he only wants the company of people who will larp with him.

He had people that associated with him because they pitied him due to his retardation.

Chris has had very few actual friends.

 

[Ophelia]

He had people that associated with him because they pitied him due to his retardation.

Chris has had very few actual friends.

I was under the impression it was other tards, high functioning enough that he couldn’t tell they were tards.

I don’t believe Chris is capable of having true friends. But he hasn’t been completely isolated with Barb either.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I was under the impression it was other tards, high functioning enough that he couldn’t tell they were tards.

I don’t believe Chris is capable of having true friends. But he hasn’t been completely isolated with Barb either.

He did play with people at The End Games, but they never really hung with him outside that establishment. Even Pokemon people have other things to talk about besides Pokemon. They would have dismissed Chris the moment he started talking about his rock collection.

 

[Ophelia]

He did play with people at The End Games, but they never really hung with him outside that establishment. Even Pokemon people have other things to talk about besides Pokemon.

I remember reading he went to movies with some of them.

Autistic pokemon people can talk about it for very long stretches of time. Get an autist to talk about one of their fixations and you’ll be there a while.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I don't think Chris wanted friends, i don't think he even understood what being friends with someone even is.

The Sonichu comics make this Crystal (heh) clear. Every Sonichu is just a clone of Chris with all the same obsessions and hatreds as him. Chris hated alcohol so all Sonichus and Rosechus hated alcahol, Chris hated weed so all Sonichus and Rosechus hated weed, Chris hated gays so all Sonichus and Rosechus hated gays. Then Chris changed his mind on every one of those stances, and all the Sonichus and Rosechus came with him. No Sonichu or Rosechu ever disagrees with him or does anything he doesn't like, the closest they come is scoring when he can't.

Chris doesn't know that in real life, if you had close knit conservative friend group that was teetotalist, anti-marijuana, anti-gay, and then you came out as a drinking, weed smoking, trans lesbian, you wouldn't be able to just change the minds of everyone in that friend group and have them all march in your SLUGBTQ parade with you. If any of his OCs were real people, at least SOME of them would hold onto their beliefs, even if it meant losing Chris's friendship.

Chris expects friends to unquestioningly take everything he says as gospel, and die for his opinions, until he changes them. In that respect, Chris has always demanded religious fanaticism.

 

[thog]

I'm honestly surprised Chris stopped bothering Megan simply after being told she has guns. I would've figured he'd keep trying to find her regardless.