Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Sponsor Block normally skips the intros.. But has the newer videos being doing the whole fake skipping and freezing during the introduction?

They have. It's most likely going to increase as we get closer to CWC railing Barb.

 

[thegooddoctor]

They have. It's most likely going to increase as we get closer to CWC railing Barb.

I do wonder whats going to happen when we reach that part.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I do wonder whats going to happen when we reach that part.

Geno will prematurely end the series with a good ole fashioned fuck this shit.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Geno will prematurely end the series with a good ole fashioned fuck this shit.

Nah he's contractually obligated to finish it now otherwise it means going back to his dead end music career.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I do wonder whats going to happen when we reach that part.

My guess? It'll cut to static then to Geno directly facing the camera to give everyone one last chance to turn around and leave because from here on out it's gonna be talking about Chris doing all that disguising shit he did to barb. Though frankly I wonder how he'll cover the jail saga afterwards. aside the brief blip on the media's radar, the court case files, and the jail letters. There's only so much we know about this saga in it's entirety.

 

[Lone Star]

My guess? It'll cut to static then to Geno directly facing the camera to give everyone one last chance to turn around and leave because from here on out it's gonna be talking about Chris doing all that disguising shit he did to barb. Though frankly I wonder how he'll cover the jail saga afterwards. aside the brief blip on the media's radar, the court case files, and the jail letters. There's only so much we know about this saga in it's entirety.

I think he can just do everything form the rape onward in one video and then probably end the series. By the time he gets to that point, Chris will surely be properly sentenced, so aside from tiny trickles like letters and stuff, no new information will come out about him. Not enough to be worth covering, at least.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I think we all have mixed views on this documentary and the quality and validity as a 'documentary' but regardless of your issues I think Genosamuel does the best he can considering the sources. What else would you like him to do? It really is a comprehensive history since he is going by the Cwcki which is still the most valuable and most densely compacted source on Chris's history with the least amount of bullshit you can find. What would you have him do to improve it?

Well, Geno could track down and interview Christorical figures. It's prohibitively expensive and Geno has stated he takes issue with idea from an ethical standpoint, but that is something that could be done. Would probably shed some light on the early and less-well documented parts of Chris's life, especially the parts where we only have Chris's word on events.

 

[Jack Awful]

Well, Geno could track down and interview Christorical figures. It's prohibitively expensive and Geno has stated he takes issue with idea from an ethical standpoint, but that is something that could be done. Would probably shed some light on the early and less-well documented parts of Chris's life, especially the parts where we only have Chris's word on events.

I'm still waiting for my tiger king style Netflix documentary

 

[PhoBingas]

Sponsor Block normally skips the intros.. But has the newer videos being doing the whole fake skipping and freezing during the introduction?

Oh so that's a new thing Geno is doing? Noticed that in the newest video and thought something was up with my sound card or drivers.

They have. It's most likely going to increase as we get closer to CWC railing Barb.

Plus after Bronycon, Chris didn't do much more than pretend to be his comic book characters on twitter and beg for money. There isn't much interesting going on with Chris going forward except for the brief stint jewsh had him working on and selling comms and the snorlax rape. It's been downhill for a couple episodes but we're in full freefall now.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

I think we all have mixed views on this documentary and the quality and validity as a 'documentary' but regardless of your issues I think Genosamuel does the best he can considering the sources. What else would you like him to do? It really is a comprehensive history since he is going by the Cwcki which is still the most valuable and most densely compacted source on Chris's history with the least amount of bullshit you can find. What would you have him do to improve it?

I don’t read the cwcki. I follow its cwc chronology pages to keep track of the events as they happen, and also chronologically follow the threads on the farms that were started during those days.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Well, Geno could track down and interview Christorical figures. It's prohibitively expensive and Geno has stated he takes issue with idea from an ethical standpoint, but that is something that could be done. Would probably shed some light on the early and less-well documented parts of Chris's life, especially the parts where we only have Chris's word on events.

It would likely be difficult to get much new information that isn't already well-known. Some people who have interesting stories may be legally prohibited from sharing due to sealed legal records and HIPAA rules and stuff like that and they might be unwilling to share due to liability for libel as well.

 

[Nuns with guns]

I think we all have mixed views on this documentary and the quality and validity as a 'documentary' but regardless of your issues I think Genosamuel does the best he can considering the sources. What else would you like him to do? It really is a comprehensive history since he is going by the Cwcki which is still the most valuable and most densely compacted source on Chris's history with the least amount of bullshit you can find. What would you have him do to improve it?

As I mentioned, focus a bit less on chronology and more on the themes and overall arcs of each moment in Chris' life. Don't be afraid to foreshadow, recall, etc.

I think the early episodes are great at that. They have an overall feeling of Chris" early years and childhood that are not strictly chronological. You learn a lot about him before being discovered by the internet.

As I mentioned, I haven't watched the latest episodes because I'm just a faggot that will seethe whenever Chris is referred to as a true and honest woman, but I also dread that those long periods of time when Chris just tweeted or didn't do much boil down to the date of his posts and online presence.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I do wonder whats going to happen when we reach that part.

Another hiatus followed by a jail letter reading episode 6-12 months later.

 

[UwUthanize Me]

I'm still waiting for my tiger king style Netflix documentary

That would suck so bad. I can already see how they would frame it and it could never do justice to the story. Just imagine the influx of normalfags flooding in. We'd be on lockdown for a year.

Geno's approach is as neutral as one could hope for and has the perfect amount of autistic attention detail.

 

[Muu]

The jail saga might be over when he reaches it as he's still in 2019 and Chris's court date is in August.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

At this point, the series is boring. We are all waiting for...the unpleasant explosion that happens in 2020.

Right now, the series is moving at a snail's pace. It's good in a time capsule kind of way just to document Chris' history. But narratively, it's a slog now.

For the more experienced Christorians, does anything of interest happen until...the thing happens?

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Geno mentioned the time Chris kicked a cop car 5 times IN FRONT OF THE COP and got away with it.

I think the cops used to give Chris a whole lotta leeway for being the town tard, but after what he did to Barb, all his goodwill with the police is GONE. Next time he decides to kick a cop car, he's getting tazed and hauled in like everyone else

 

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Chris will surely be properly sentenced

Continuances for all!

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

At this point, the series is boring. We are all waiting for...the unpleasant explosion that happens in 2020.

Right now, the series is moving at a snail's pace. It's good in a time capsule kind of way just to document Chris' history. But narratively, it's a slog now.

For the more experienced Christorians, does anything of interest happen until...the thing happens?

I thought Sockness building a golem was interesting. I think his rituals are inspired by Aleister Crowley's work. He seems dangerous, wanting to spend months with Chris.

Sockness went on Twitter after this episode was posted and made a typo-ridden tweet saying Geno is glossing over too much and people need to contact those who were involved. This was documented by a redditor during one of their rare moments of lucidity. The CWC subreddit also has threads like "Has he had any visitors in jail ?" and "Chris was Royal blood?".

 

[Balldo]

Sockness went on Twitter after this episode was posted and made a typo-ridden tweet saying Geno is glossing over too much and people need to contact those who were involved.

LMAO, like anybody should care what Sockness thinks. Or any of the trolls, weens, spergs, or whatever you want to call them that actually trolled Chris IRL. If you got involved with this in any way IRL, you DESERVE to have inaccurate data on the Internet about you. You fucked with the Internet bull, now you get the horns.

They are mostly all retarded and wouldn't give you much in an interview anyways. Nearly all of the respectable people who have had IRL contact with Chris have made it clear that they want nothing to do with this autistic period in their life and have moved on, leaving pretty much nobody left to talk.