Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Troon_Patrol said:
I don't know what the usual amount of time is for a healthy person Chris's age but, if it takes him 15 minutes to get erect and pop-off I would suspect the drugs he has been taking have done permanent damage to his body, being a lazy fat fuck never helps either.
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It's not like Chris is a heavy drinker or into stims with meth dick... Fuck, Chris wasn't even on HRT all that long in the grand scheme of shit and he looks to be perma-fucked from it.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
So is the 3D printing what's got Chris upset or the monetization? He should be fine with people sculpting their own medallions since he made a video with blurry plans on how to build your own. And Sonichu is just a mishmash of two characters Chris doesn't have the rights to anyway, though I know Chris doesn't see it that way.
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Lol. Let's trick Chris into thinking Sonichu will be public domain unless he cuts off his moobs.
 
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Maximum Girl said:
"B-B-But Chris is just mentally ill that makes it totally okay for him to rape his mom u gaiz"
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those charges were dismissed! you slander him just cuz ur a bully and you try to think of the worst things you can say about him to try to make your own harassment seem better. you are a much worse person than chris and i bet much more dangerous to people. everyone here are creeps who i would be scared to be around in real life but i would not be afraid to be around chris becasue he is a kind soul
 
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Astin Soul said:
those charges were dismissed! you slander him just cuz ur a bully and you try to think of the worst things you can say about him to try to make your own harassment seem better. you are a much worse person than chris and i bet much more dangerous to people. everyone here are creeps who i would be scared to be around in real life but i would not be afraid to be around chris becasue he is a kind soul
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You seem like you need to touch grass. Get some help.
 
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PhoBingas said:
It's not like Chris is a heavy drinker or into stims with meth dick... Fuck, Chris wasn't even on HRT all that long in the grand scheme of shit and he looks to be perma-fucked from it.
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"Stims'? I've done quite a lot of drugs but, I think that is a fictional term from Starcraft or something. His body is very damaged at this point, frankly I was surprised he had enough testosterone to even rape Barb. Troons do horrible horrible things to themselves, their body, their brain chemistry and then they wonder why they are so socially ostracized and cannot find a mate that will "accept them" as they are.
 
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Tfw you convinced Chris-chan that using his god powers
to foil the plot of his trolls, he went back in time to copyright Sonichu in February 24th, 1929 with the help of Robert Franklin Jr. Chandler (who was born in 1927 but chris probably forgot nor care)


and that in 2024 this year of his birthday Sonichu will be public domain.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
Tfw you convinced Chris-chan that using his god powers
to foil the plot of his trolls, he went back in time to copyright Sonichu in February 24th, 1929 with the help of Robert Franklin Jr. Chandler (who was born in 1927 but chris probably forgot nor care)


and that in 2024 this year of his birthday Sonichu will be public domain.
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Your username is too accurate.
 
Astin Soul said:
those charges were dismissed! you slander him just cuz ur a bully and you try to think of the worst things you can say about him to try to make your own harassment seem better. you are a much worse person than chris and i bet much more dangerous to people. everyone here are creeps who i would be scared to be around in real life but i would not be afraid to be around chris becasue he is a kind soul
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What are you a retard? What is your major malfunction? Didn't Mommy and Daddy give you enough attention as a child.
 
Astin Soul said:
those charges were dismissed! you slander him just cuz ur a bully and you try to think of the worst things you can say about him to try to make your own harassment seem better. you are a much worse person than chris and i bet much more dangerous to people. everyone here are creeps who i would be scared to be around in real life but i would not be afraid to be around chris becasue he is a kind soul
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>Person of Interest
Lel, what did you do? Hope you don't mind me asking.
 
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AnOminous said:
Ran the sociopath-community forum that got the fuck trolled out of it by the Farms and eventually went belly up.
Is a humongous retard.
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it didnt go belly up it got accidently deleted in an argument with my brother. he banned someone i didnt want banned and i was really upset and i told him to delete it but i didnt mean it but he deleted it so now its gone

i asked null to remove my person of interest tag because im not a lol cow i am a normal person
 
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Astin Soul said:
those charges were dismissed! you slander him just cuz ur a bully and you try to think of the worst things you can say about him to try to make your own harassment seem better. you are a much worse person than chris and i bet much more dangerous to people. everyone here are creeps who i would be scared to be around in real life but i would not be afraid to be around chris becasue he is a kind soul
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Just because the court says they didn’t do it doesn’t make them free from criticism.
Examples of bullshit cases:
OJ Simpson wasn’t found guilty of murder.
Amber Heard being responsible for defaming Johnny Depp.
Casey Anthony never killed her own daughter.
 
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Astin Soul said:
it didnt go belly up it got accidently deleted in an argument with my brother. he banned someone i didnt want banned and i was really upset and i told him to delete it but i didnt mean it but he deleted it so now its gone

i asked null to remove my person of interest tag because im not a lol cow i am a normal person
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Oh yeah, that brother that from a cursory glance all evidence points to being the same person as you, and who otherwise was supposedly more than old enough not to delete a entire community on a whim or misunderstanding.

People who strongly deny being lolcows make some of the best lolcows.

A personal request from me to you: Please stop shitting up the Chris threads. No one is sympathetic to your thoughts on this.
 
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