Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Kari Kamiya]

This probably isn't that bad of a documentary (only at about seven minutes in), but I hate the narrator's voice. It sounds like he's trying really hard not to wake someone up in his house while nearly deep-throating the microphone. Maybe it sounds better without headphones.

EDIT: Finished the video. Still kept on headphones, but luckily the narrator got better, so he was just having a rough start. While we're waiting for part two, I can probably sum up this part as such:

 

[bigshot]

The sad piano music is OK for Chris's childhood. But I hope when we get to the golden age stuff, it changes to circus calliope video game music.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Honestly, not even Ken Burns could do justice to Chris' story.

 

[Slowinthemind]

These documentaries are boring, they are retelling the same old shit that has been around for over a decade.

 

[bigshot]

It is nice to have it all prioritized and organized into chronological order.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I don't think there is a CWC documentary I wouldn't watch except for the one Chris will never get around to make.

 

[MrTroll]

It's not a true documentary if there's not a celebrity or British person Werner Herzog narrating it.

 

[LesbianSleepoverParty]

I don't think this is weening at all. The first documentary was already at Chris joining PVCC 15 minutes in, this one is more detailed and tries to explain the "how" and "why" with Chris' childhood more in depth. Good job, documentary maker. Excited to see part 2.

 

[stets]

What's with the music? It's like they're portraying the prologue of a serial killer.

Wait. The serial killer music will make sense once Act III of Christory has been written. 36 months from now, @The American Hedgehog will be pulling his hair out trying to contain all of the “Was Chris legally insane, or just insane?” threads.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This is better than other documentaries, but still doesn't capture the utterly goofy and sometimes disturbing essence of CWC. Maybe that's because it only covers his childhood, idk. Here's hoping that the next part(s) will.

We need a documentary like this, but about him after 2013, the year which he declares everything prior wasn't his fault.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I'd prefer David Attenborough or Hugh Laurie narrating it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The sad piano music is OK for Chris's childhood. But I hope when we get to the golden age stuff, it changes to circus calliope video game music.

I want wacky sound effects, especially with the Tomgirlism stuff.

 

[The Dude]

I want wacky sound effects, especially with the Tomgirlism stuff.

And the Sanford & Son theme song.

 

[bigshot]

No.. What's Happening theme song.

Why wasn't the Totem mentioned? Is that being saved for later? Maybe it's the primary observer of the sex videos.

 

[Raiken]

We need a documentary like this, but about him after 2013, the year which he declares everything prior wasn't his fault.

He started doing that when he was born

 

[monochromte]

Oh hey, look, another CWC documentary! Can't wait to see another sperg talking about Chris' for two hours straight!
Who gives a fuck

 

[Wrathcaster]

I like it. The more comprehensive the better. I keep up with the Cwcki fairly well, but fuck if I am going to go through and read an analysis of Chris's school assignments one by one. I appreciate dude compressing it to an intelligible summary. Even after following Chris since the beginning, I picked up on some new stuff I was too lazy/apathetic to bother reading.

The somber music fits, to me, as building a sense of foreboding. By the end we'll have the story of a guy who drew r34 of his friend, shoved medallions up his ass on the orders of a teenage boy, mocked 9/11, assaulted multiple people, burnt down his house, went trans despite intense lifelong homophobia, and abandoned his religious beliefs in order to worship vidya gaem goddesses.

I do hope the music gets a bit brighter and wackier eventually, though. It's definitely a major downer as is. I prefer his voice over Sachumo.

There's some seriously jaded folks here, and I really can't understand the disgruntlement over this. Dude's not a-logging and I'd hardly consider this weening. Then again, in regards to Chris I usually take the stance that the more content, the better. They're also inexplicably good on long drives for me.

 

[IV 445]

Seriously though, none of the mods follow Chris??

 

[Karl Franz]

Way to start a documentary with boring recall of tard's childhood.

 

[CWCissey]

This documentary is actually pretty good. It's well made, has good editing, I don't mind the sound track either and IT'S NOT FUCKING OBNOXIOUS. I can't wait for Part II.