Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

OMG the part at the end where he was like "I have man boobs!"

But the phone call with Liquid Chris was the best. His threats to the cops were unbelievable enough but his ultimate threat of getting Bob involved was just kind of sad. Somehow Bob is more dangerous than the cops.

And where the heck is Kacey's Academy Award for that phone performance? She was snubbed.
 
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PPMidnight7's account is proctected but Chris is also replying to Geno so maybe it has something to do with the new episode
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If it's outdated, the I assume the bathroom was probably grosser than this. BTW this is his bathtub
 
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Yolandi said:
OMG the part at the end where he was like "I have man boobs!"

But the phone call with Liquid Chris was the best. His threats to the cops were unbelievable enough but his ultimate threat of getting Bob involved was just kind of sad. Somehow Bob is more dangerous than the cops.

And where the heck is Kacey's Academy Award for that phone performance? She was snubbed.
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Also: "My dick was on that Encyclopedia Dramatica page."

Solid Chris may have had a good point there, how many impersonators can bring the bend?
 
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Looney Troons said:
I believe I’m the only person who hates Kacey’s calls. I cannot stand her voice. Somehow, in my ears, it is worse than Chris’. She’s not funny to me, like, in the slightest, and ruins the Liquid Chris saga.
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I think she's purposely doing bad acting to make the situation even funnier because he couldn't tell she was being extremely fake so I think the purpose was to be annoying (but yeah, it's irritating for anything more than a short snip-it of the call)
 
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Looney Troons said:
I believe I’m the only person who hates Kacey’s calls. I cannot stand her voice. Somehow, in my ears, it is worse than Chris’. She’s not funny to me, like, in the slightest, and ruins the Liquid Chris saga.
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She's a big fatso IRL too if I remember my christory correctly
 
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In the Young Pope, there's a scene in the penultimate episode where Jude Law says that he cares about ALL the children: in the Beyond the Aquinas Rift netflix thing, a nearly identical line except replacing the word children with lost travellers. Someone with more creativity than me could find a funny way to use Christian's line in the latest documentary, again nearly the same where he says he cares for ALL the gal pals, in a clever way?
 
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