Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[praktica]

Yes. She is a huge ugly hambeast. All her talk about lifting 100 lb and exercising... a huge lie!

Was this ever confirmed to be a true & honest photo of Kacey? I mean this looks so much like Chris in drag it reminds me of those episodes of the Phil Silvers/Sgt Bilko show where Doberman would play his own mother or sister.

Edit: personally I don't think it is, still funny though.

 

[Looney Troons]

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Was this ever confirmed to be a true & honest photo of Kacey? I mean this looks so much like Chris in drag it reminds me of those episodes of the Phil Silvers/Sgt Bilko show where Doberman would play his own mother or sister.

Edit: personally I don't think it is, still funny though.

Looks like the woman that was used during the conversation segments of the documentary to me, but that was two weeks ago. Honestly, those calls just don’t do it for me so I cannot go confirm.

 

[Slowinthemind]

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Was this ever confirmed to be a true & honest photo of Kacey? I mean this looks so much like Chris in drag it reminds me of those episodes of the Phil Silvers/Sgt Bilko show where Doberman would play his own mother or sister.

Edit: personally I don't think it is, still funny though.

It really does look like a fat man in drag, even the hair looks like a wig.

 

[Ghostbeater]

Hard to believe that Liquid got off to something like that. I mean, he wasn't bad looking and from what i can gather he is fairly successful and talented. A shame that his brother got jealous and talked shit about him only because he had more youtube hits for impersonating Chris.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Didn’t Liquid have some kind of disorder of his own? Like not a mental one but didn’t he have like something wrong with his left arm or some issue like that?

 

[PL 001]

Didn’t Liquid have some kind of disorder of his own? Like not a mental one but didn’t he have like something wrong with his left arm or some issue like that?

His left arm was withered due to cancer.

 

[Alex Krycek]

His left arm was withered due to cancer.

That was it. Poor guy. He was actually pretty talented. Hope he’s doing well these days.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

That was it. Poor guy. He was actually pretty talented. Hope he’s doing well these days.

Cancer? I thought he was born with a defective arm.

 

[{o{P]

 

[Pineapple Fox]

I am really loving these CWC videos! Chris wasn’t the lolcow that brought me to the farms but as the OG lolcow it’s really interesting to see how this one individual brought so many people together.

 

[PT 940]

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I'm learning a lot of Christory through these videos. Finally got to see the context of the curse video. How did Barb and Bob not hear/care when he was yelling at the top of his lungs? Did they just learn to ignore it? Did he edit out them interrupting him like he did the one video?

The video of Liquid tied to a chair by Chris in a parody of The Dark Knight nearly had me on the floor. I really wish he'd come back as a fake troon and make videos telling Chris he is the only CPU goddess of this dimension. His impersonation is really good.

 

[Hummingbird]

The video of Liquid tied to a chair by Chris in a parody of The Dark Knight nearly had me on the floor. I really wish he'd come back as a fake troon and make videos telling Chris he is the only CPU goddess of this dimension. His impersonation is really good.

That would be awesome.

 

[Seven Inches]

I'm learning a lot of Christory through these videos. Finally got to see the context of the curse video. How did Barb and Bob not hear/care when he was yelling at the top of his lungs? Did they just learn to ignore it? Did he edit out them interrupting him like he did the one video?

After listening to him sperg scream for more than two decades, I'm sure they had to mentally filter it out to stay sane.

 

[Count Olaf]

I'm learning a lot of Christory through these videos. Finally got to see the context of the curse video. How did Barb and Bob not hear/care when he was yelling at the top of his lungs? Did they just learn to ignore it? Did he edit out them interrupting him like he did the one video?

I'm sure they got to hear every screaming, screeching, fit of rage and crazy babble that came from his room. I doubt they understood any of it, but it was clear that they were content to let him be even though doing so came at great cost to their sanity. After all Barb didn't care. She never has and still doesnt to this very day even though she's a half a step away from being in a vegetative state. Bob did, or might of, but only to a certain extent and never for the right reasons. "Bob Walks In" was the video that really drives that home. He makes it quite clear that he doesn't give a shit about his sons ranting and raving because he point blanks says it the moment he enters the room.

"I don't care what you do". - Bob Chandler

And it was true! After all he didn't interrupt because his son was making an ass of himself and disturbing the peace of the house (and possibly the neighborhood). He didn't interupt because those videos had made him embarrassed about the state of the house. He interupted because he was afraid the health department would see them and kick them out of the house as a result. Of course, the tragic thing is if that had happened Bob might have at least been able to live a little longer than he did.

 

[Jack Awful]

You can argue that Liquid certainly didn't expect Chris to be so fixated.

But what he did would today be called Weeeeening.

Yeah, but back then Chris wasn't a mentally unstable troon who has a dying mother and more debt than he could ever hope to pay off.

 

[Ghostler]

Didn’t Liquid have some kind of disorder of his own? Like not a mental one but didn’t he have like something wrong with his left arm or some issue like that?

He became a doctor (oncologist). He had some sort of cancer as a child that almost took his arm, though they were able to save it. Inspired him to become a doctor himself. Unlike the fake Chris, he moved onto better things

 

[Damn Near]

Can we all agree that Kacey was possibly the worst and most irritating part of the entire CWC story? Kind of wish Chris had given her the Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" treatment, however he was and is far too fat and weak. Oh well.

 

[{o{P]

He interupted because he was afraid the health department would see them and kick them out of the house as a result. Of course, the tragic thing is if that had happened Bob might have at least been able to live a little longer than he did.

The stress of moving would have been to much on his moribund heart

 

[Count Olaf]

The stress of moving would have been to much on his moribund heart

Yeah, that's why I said "might have".