Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

troon patrol said:
Scabies? Is that is the shit all over his forehead/face? I always thought it was acne. GAH, that fucking house is disgusting. Makes my skin crawl.

I love the part where Chris makes it clear he'd never date a troon but expects women to approach him.
Click to expand...
It’s probably not Scabies and likely is acne but.... I wouldn’t even go inside that house so who knows.
 
Chris in the comments:
PBA.png
 
  • Autistic
  • Late
  • Informative
Reactions: Logan, SmokingPig, D_Tractor and 7 others
One of the things that stuck out to me in the episode was when the house tour video was leaked and Chris had a shot of the bathroom and commented that it hasn't changed since the trolls last saw it.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Mr Roboto
Hogar Grupal said:
One of the things that stuck out to me in the episode was when the house tour video was leaked and Chris had a shot of the bathroom and commented that it hasn't changed since the trolls last saw it.
Click to expand...
He's so used to living in filth that what would be an embarrassing shameful statement for most is nothing out of the ordinary for Chris. Chris is so lazy the last time he half-assed cleaned his shower when he made the video was two years ago because some girl on the Internet asked him too.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Cardboard Box Mountain and Hogar Grupal
But he was not too proud of the state of the house.

:c


Strange Wilderness said:
He's so used to living in filth that what would be an embarrassing shameful statement for most is nothing out of the ordinary for Chris. Chris is so lazy the last time he half-assed cleaned his shower when he made the video was two years ago because some girl on the Internet asked him too.
Click to expand...
 
  • Like
Reactions: Hogar Grupal and Cardboard Box Mountain
cuevasen said:
But he was not too proud of the state of the house.

:c
Click to expand...

According to Chris, he tried to get Barb (not help) to clean the house, but I think she still had power and that he just gave up. Strange that today, Barb's power is diminished and Chris did get rid of some of the junk (namely selling his), but as far as anyone else knows, 14 BLC is still cluttered. And is too lazy to do anything cause CWCville is more important.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
One of the things that stuck out to me in the episode was when the house tour video was leaked and Chris had a shot of the bathroom and commented that it hasn't changed since the trolls last saw it.
Click to expand...

It probably hasn't been clean since the hoard started that was 2002-2003? All three of them stuck together in the house. Chris was going to college on certain days of the weeks. If you watch the 2004 Christmas video it was starting up, from the bottom up.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Hogar Grupal
That video tour was, frankly, shocking.

ShowerClean - CWCki

sonichu.com sonichu.com
In his 2010 bathroom cleaning video, he cleaned a small section of the bathroom.

This episode, in 2013, revisits the same bathroom and you can see the same small section where he had cleaned once before. He hadn't done ANY cleaning since then. In three years.

Which, in turn, makes me wonder if they had ever cleaned their bathroom prior to 2010 at all.

And I'm most certain he hasn't done so since 2013, either.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Like
Reactions: Spergichu, Candlelight Desolation and Troon Anthropologist
GherkinRealness said:
That video tour was, frankly, shocking.

ShowerClean - CWCki

sonichu.com sonichu.com
In his 2010 bathroom cleaning video, he cleaned a small section of the bathroom.

This episode, in 2013, revisits the same bathroom and you can see the same small section where he had cleaned once before. He hadn't done ANY cleaning since then. In three years.

Which, in turn, makes me wonder if they had ever cleaned their bathroom prior to 2010 at all.

And I'm most certain he hasn't done so since 2013, either.
Click to expand...
It must absolutely stink of damp, mould and piss. Getting in the shower and coming out more filthy is a distinct possibility.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Agree
Reactions: Spergichu, Mr Roboto and Hapless Mailman
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
It must absolutely stink of damp, mould and piss. Getting in the shower and coming out more filthy is a distinct possibility.
Click to expand...
The fact that he can see that tiny cleaned spot on the wall on a daily basis and not feel compelled to finish the job is just another testament to his laziness. *sigh*

Pissing in a bush and washing off with a hose behind the house would probably serve him better.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Free the Pedos, Spergichu, Cardboard Box Mountain and 1 other person
PrussiansMarchingOn1819 said:
It probably hasn't been clean since the hoard started that was 2002-2003? All three of them stuck together in the house. Chris was going to college on certain days of the weeks. If you watch the 2004 Christmas video it was starting up, from the bottom up.
Click to expand...
The house fire cleansed the house pretty neatly, if i recall...
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Spergichu, Doubledeckercheese and Cardboard Box Mountain
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back