Chris Chan Catch Up Thread

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Chrisand Sockness' powers were real, we were all wrong and the day of reckoning is upon us. We must face the wrath of our New Gods for our sins.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

There's this dude called Liquid Chris who's like pretending to be the original Chris and all the other guys are going along with it and Chris is all like BLAAAAARGH I AM THE REAL ONE, it's fucking hysterical dude

 

[Kerr Avon]

Tommy Tooter has been revealed as Chris's sperm donor.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tommy Tooter has been revealed as Chris's sperm donor.

Chris: This sperm tastes like marijuana, garbage, and shame!
Nurse: It's not supposed to go in your mouth, stupid.

 

[naught]

Chrisand Sockness' powers were real, we were all wrong and the day of reckoning is upon us. We must face the wrath of our New Gods for our sins.

On that note this guy seems to be important to jacob sockness. I wonder what wonders he conjured for sockness?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Best thing to know about Chris these days is if you attempt to troll, expect them to find and call your mother.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

On that note this guy seems to be important to jacob sockness. I wonder what wonders he conjured for sockness?

He conjured Sockness' anus.

 

[Deadpool]

What am a Chris Chan?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Did you see the Chris video where he smokes weed and talks about being a tranny and it’s funny?

 

[Kirito]

Barb died and chris julay'd the body.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris got a job, moved into his own place, started identifying as a man again, started exercising, gained muscle mass, learned to cook healthy meals, lost weight, cut his hair, bought some fashionable new male clothes, and found a girlfriend.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Are you pleased with yourself op? You got a spergatory-bound thread for your troubles and lack of lurking moar/reading the 2019 entries of the cwiki to refresh yourself on the wacky highjinks of OPL. You even got @NOT Sword Fighter Super pissed off enough to yell at you, and that's rarer then seeing tranny unicorns. Well done sir, WELL DONE. Rest in piss, sir!

 

[Vorhtbame]

Your quick briefing on the Chris-Chan situation:

Spoiler

Spoiler: It's something you have first-hand experience with

Spoiler: You'll never guess in a million years

Spoiler: Oh, all right, I'll just tell you

You're welcome.

 

[Mr. 0]

LOL, does it actually matter. The highlights of the year are Chris playing pretend and being photographed sitting alone at Bronycon while people (myself included) yell Julaaay!

Chris also cursed the forum into getting compromised

 

[DCM90]

He shat himself inside out

and responded in a passive/withdrawn way.

 

[Raiken]

Last i checked, he was drawing a comic called sonichu.

 

[nekrataal]

and responded in a passive/withdrawn way.

His last words were “mm, yeah”

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Check out Dillins videos on youtube, or if he's to autistic for you, last terminal network to catch up. You really don't need to make a thread for us to spoon feed you.

 

[Milk Mage]

The Merge is real, Hezbollah has declared jihad against Equestria, and Chris pissed and shitted and cummed and farted on Barb's futa cock and balls.

Also you're gay.

 

[MrTroll]

Still socially maladjusted, unemployable, and smelly.


The people who discuss him, I mean.